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Saturday Special: Kim & Kanye – Have Two People Ever Been More In Love?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to bring a child into this world in a few months, and after watching the above video, I'm more convinced than ever that the baby's parents are 100% totally in love and happy together. Kanye's definitely not regretting ever having fulfilled his masturbatory fantasy of f-cking Kim K and Kim most definitely isn't thinking that this whole thing might have been much better if she'd just stayed with her oafy ex-husband. Look at how happy they are! Look at the affection and tenderness between them, the contented smiles on their faces! Oh, wait... This clip is gold. He doesn't even open the door for her! Now, I can see the comments coming already: not all couples like PDA, chivalry is an outdated notion, blah blah blah. But dudes - she's massively pregnant and they both look miserable. /> Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to bring a child into this world in a few months, and after watching the above video, I'm more convinced than ever that the baby's parents are 100% totally in love and happy together. Kanye's definitely not regretting ever having fulfilled his masturbatory fantasy of f-cking Kim K and Kim most definitely isn't thinking that this whole thing might have been much better if she'd just stayed with her oafy ex-husband. Look at how happy they are! Look at th...

Lance Bass Thinks Someone In One Direction Is Gay

lance bass one direction Lance Bass admitted several years back that his N'Sync lady-loving days were a bit of a sham cos he actually prefers the peen. Fair enough, good for him and we also kinda figured it was between him and the one with the weird dreadlocks. Anyway, now he's sounding off on the latest boy band craze One Direction, saying pretty much what we all know: one of them is probably gay, too! From The Rubin Report (via DS): Referring to NBA star Jason Collins recently coming out, host Dave Rubin said: "There is one other place where coming out, I feel, would b...

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Ryan Gosling boxes shirtless, smirks in director's face [Socialite Life] Vanessa Hudgens even looks hot paying for parking, these days [Popoholic] Oh look, Little Boots still sorta has a career [OMG Blog] Ola Jordan models in lingerie just for your viewing pleasure [Celebslam] Helen Flanagan really, really likes her boobs [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Did Selena Gomez drop Demi Lovato when she got out of rehab? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Rapper Danny Brown got a blow job on stage and it's all a mess [The Blemish] Summer is coming, and Amanda Bynes would hate for you to look ugly [The Frisky] Well, here are some pictures from 'Teen Mom' Farrah's sex tape [Popbytes] Oh look, Gwyneth Paltrow is bragging about something again [Celebitchy] Kate Upton is showing off on the 'Other Woman' set [Starpulse] How embarrassing - 'Today' anchors have to dance with Psy [TooFab] So Denise Richards is playing babysitter to Charlie Sheen's other kids now [ICYDK] H&M is starting to realise that not all girls are a size 6 [Hollywood Backwash] Jenny McCarthy has a house full of tween bonors, I guess [The Superficial] You'd think seeing Lindsay Lohan's bra would be slightly more exciting [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Yes, Ryan Gosling is still with Eva Mendes. We're all going to have to get over it [Lainey Gossip] Pink shows off a different kind of sexy than we're used to [Drunken Stepfather -NSFW] I don't know what this is about, but it sure has a lot of pretty colours [OMG Blog] /> Ryan Gosling boxes shirtless, smirks in director's face [Socialite Life] Vanessa Hudgens even looks hot paying for parking, these days [Popoholic] Oh look, Little Boots still sorta has a career [OMG Blog] Ola Jordan models in lingerie just for your viewing pleasure [Celebslam] Helen Flanagan really, really likes her boobs [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Did Selena Gomez drop Demi Lovato when she got out of rehab? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Rapper Danny Brown got a blow job on stage and it's all a mess [The Blemish] Summer is coming, and Amanda...

Heidi Klum Isn’t Engaged To The Help Yet, Still Just Banging Him

heidi klum martin kristen Heidi Klum started screwing the help after her kiss from the rose that is Seal ended a couple of years back, and rumours have been rampant that the very Scandinavian life-saving duo are engaged since they're both walking around with rings from Tiffany & Co lately. Still, don't be so sure - Heidi basically said they've got the rings because she and Martin Kristen are rich and have nothing better to spend money on, NOT because they're planning to walk down the aisle anytime soon. From Ya...

No Shit, Sherlock of the Day: Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Marriage Can Be “Hard” Sometimes

gwyneth paltrow Actress, purveyor of body shame and rich white woman Gwyneth Paltrow faces adversity in her day to day life on levels we couldn't possibly fathom. She has too many pairs of black Armani slacks to wear and struggles to decide between straight cut  or skinny, her local Whole Foods was out of organic sugar-free New Zealand beeswax essence the last time she sent her personal chef for groceries and one of her kids ate a single M&M proffered from a private school classmate last week and she's afraid A...

Seth Rogen’s Got The Hots For Zac Efron

zac efron seth rogen Oh, Seth Rogen, what a joker! Ever the funny man (or something), he recently sounded off on his man crush on Zac Efron after the two worked together on the upcoming comedy Townies, which will probably suck. From People: "Zac Efron is incredibly handsome," Rogen, 31, told reporters recently at the second annual Hilarity For Charity House Party in Los Angeles. "He's the sexiest [expletive] on the planet!" Acting beside the buff Efron, 25, was a challenge, says Rogen, particularly at one ...

Amanda Bynes Isn’t Crazy, She Just Doesn’t Care What Ugly People Have To Say

amanda bynes Listen, we all know by now that some synapses are misfiring in Amanda Bynes' brain and things are not going well. She's progressively stripping on social media, she's fighting with Jenny McCarthy (LOL), she's in a love/hate imaginary non-relationship with Drake... These are trying times. But hey, don't you worry your pretty little heads. Turns out, Amanda's not crazy, she just wants all the ugly people to stop talking - a totally rational and definitely not drug-induced request! From In Touch Weekly: “I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly p...

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alice eve Alice Eve seems to be quickly becoming the new 'It' girl, and for good reason [The Superficial] Nicole Richie has another show and this one is all about her Twitter feed [Lainey Gossip] Amanda Bynes just won't stop getting naked, for some reason [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] In case Miley Cyrus's nipples are your thing, you're in luck [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Vanessa Hudgens thinks she can hide behind her ugly coin purse [Splash News Online] Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman dies at the age of 49 [Starpulse] Carla Brun...

Ryan Lochte’s Stoner Brain Can’t Remember How Many Olympic Medals He Has

ryan lochte Ryan Lochte is a man of many hats. He's a reality TV star, a future fashion designer... oh, and an Olympic medal-winning swimmer. Heh heh, almost forgot about that.  I know lots of ladies (and bros - we're equal opportunity around here) go nuts for this bozo, but bless his heart, he hasn't got the sense God gave him. Or, more likely, it floated away in a haze of White Widow smoke long ago. From Parade: Online Extra: Where does Ryan keep his medals? “My mom keeps them. She tucks them away and probably has them in some kind of safe. The Olympics are last ...

Oh, Snap: Nicki Minaj Calls Mariah Carey “Bitter” and “Insecure”

mariah nicki Guys, listen. I think you should sit down because I have something really important and extremely shocking to tell you. Are you ready? Okay, well... Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey don't get along. You see, sometimes in Hollywood, celebrities get massive egos and think that in order to prove their own greatness, they need to try to start fights with other celebrities who have had success beyond the troublemaker's wildest dreams even though no one really cares. It's all very stupid, as you can see. Okay, i...

Matthew McConaughey Schools Us All In The Ways of Love

Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves at a Dolce & Gabbana party at Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC If there's one person I trust to tell all when it comes to romance, it's Matthew McConaughey. Well, it's not, actually, but let's go with it for the sake of this story. Matthew married his long time girlfriend Camila Alves last summer after six years of poppin' out some kids and walking topless on the beach together, and the relationship is still going strong! That might not seem like a big deal, but it's Hollywood, we're talking about. Matthew opened up about the secrets to a lasting love in a new interview with CNN: "I think there's a way that you make [love] work, and I think a lot of peo...

‘Glee’ Mark Salling Suing His Ex-Girlfriend For Accusing Him Of Sexual Battery

mark salling It's hard to report this one without getting into a whole slew of other issues surrounding it, but let's give it a go. Mark Salling, aka Puck from Glee, was accused last year by ex-girlfriend and Playboy model (because, of course, that totally matters - NOT) Roxanne Gorzela, who claimed that he forced himself on her without a condom in March 2011 - an incident which she sued him for in January this year. He also apparently attacked her and pushed her to the ground when she asked him if he had any STDs. Anyhoo, Mark has now filed...