Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Brooke Mueller Is Definitely In Hospital for Drug Abuse

brooke mueller charlie sheen No one really knew where in the hell Brooke Mueller was after authorities took her and Charlie Sheen's two kids and handed them over to Denise Richards for a nice long babysitting spell. Well, now we have a bit of an update - Brooke's in hospital for drug abuse issues... again. After detoxing, she's due to hit a residential treatment center, which I'm sure will totally be successful and not at all another massive f-cking waste of time as per usual. From US Weekly: "Despite reports to the con...

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J-Lo & Pitbull Filming Her New Music Video 'Live It Up' Shots are fired at J.Lo's video shoot but don't worry, her butt's okay [ICYDK] There's no escaping it: Charles Ramsey is your new hero [The Superficial] Raven Symone used to be Lindsay Lohan's roommate?  [The Frisky] Someone please tell Renee Zellweger she's doing it wrong [Lainey Gossip] Olivia Munn likes showing off her wares, so what? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Alanis Morissette doesn't care what you think about her bikini body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Eva Longoria looks good at some event for Lays chips?? [Splash News Online] Lana Parrilla from 'O...

Helen Mirren Gets Cranky With Drummers, Wants Them To Get Off Her Lawn

helen mirren Helen Mirren is one of Britain's national treasures. She's classy, sassy and is even down with the latest fashion trends. Still, she's no spring chicken and we've all seen Grumpy Old Men. What I'm trying to say is, once you start receiving your pension, you're free to tell people exactly what you think of them with impunity, because who - besides a total asshole - is going to yell at a senior citizen? No one! That's why this story is nothing other than great. Let me set the scene: a drum tr...

One Direction Is Getting Obama’s Security Team For Their US Tour

one direction One Direction are about to embark on a tour of terror across the US and since teen girls are batshit insane, they'll need some good security to protect them from flying training bras and notebooks with "I <3 Liam" written 500 times across the cover. Not just any security team will do, either - instead, they're hiring some of Barack Obama's former security personnel to accompany them across the country. Oh, f-ck off. From The Sun: Beefed-up security to combat crazed fans also includes cr...

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beyonce Oh, snap! Beyoncé brings Blue Ivy out on stage during London gig [ICYDK] Jennifer Lopez in a bathing suit apparently causes gang violence [The Superficial] Ryan Gosling goes out lifting boxes because he's so handsome and useful [Lainey Gossip] Helen Mirren is getting to be a cranky old lady and I love her [Starpulse] Little Mix goes and hands out ice cream in London [Splash News Online] Right, it's here: Farrah Abraham's boring ass sex tape [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Jessica Biel takes her dog f...

Adele’s Getting Her Own Waxwork At Madame Tussauds

adele Oh, snap! You know you've arrived when Madame Tussauds wants to do a waxwork of you. That's exactly what's happened to Adele, who's currently getting the sculpting treatment two times over - one for the London museum, and one for the Dutch outpost. Both will be available in July, according to The Daily Express. She'll join stars like Madonna and Kylie Minogue, both of whom have their own waxworks that I would never stand next to for fear of looking like Hagrid from Harry Potter in comparis...

Beyoncé Demands $900 Worth of Titanium Straws and Red Toilet Paper On Tour

beyonce Beyoncé is currently treating the world to her dulcet tones on the Mrs. Carter World Tour, and a diva needs to travel in style. We've all read the ludicrous demands of the stars, so it should be no surprise that one of the biggest celebrities has some rather interesting requirements for her dressing room, including $900 worth of titanium straws and red toilet paper. Baller! From The Daily Star: Beyoncé’s diva demands include £600 drinking straws and hand-carved ice balls to suck on. An insider claims...

Katy Perry Has a New Perfume Out

katy perry killer queen 3 Katy Perry is a modern day renaissance woman: singer, perfumer and John Mayer dater - there's nothing she can't do. It's the perfumer aspect that we're here to talk about today, as Katy has a new fragrance out called 'Killer Queen'. This is the third in her line, following 'Purr' and 'Meow'. As a Katy fan, I'm here to tell you that both of these smell like cheap drugstore shit and I wouldn't buy them. If Coty wants to send me a bottle of 'Killer Queen', though, I'll be sure to test it out. Anyway, Katy announced the fragrance's release on her Twitter page the other day, and show...

Are Chris Brown and Rihanna Over… Again? Looks That Way!

rihanna chris brown Chris Brown and Rihanna have more drama than a Meryl Streep movie (love you, Meryl!), so there's always some story floating around about how they're broken up and then back together again or they're getting married and Rihanna's pregnant and blah blah blah. After the couple's recent social media bust-up, Chris Brown apparently did an interview confirming that the pair had split and that he considers himself to be single. On Australia's Kyle O & Jackie Show, Chris said (via DS): "I actual...

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kim kardashian Kim Kardashian's baby is already costing her money [The Superficial] Andrew Garfield supports Emma Stone at the Walk for Women [Lainey Gossip] Zach Galifianakis brought the funny to Saturday Night Live, but not enough [Starpulse] Rihanna goes out and about in New York City and of course there are photos [Splash News Online] Julianne Hough might want to keep her legs crossed when photographers are around [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Well, here's a clip of Farrah Abraham's sex tape, if that's your thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Jessi...

LOL of the Day: Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Cocaine Five Times

lindsay lohan 3 Lindsay Lohan is a top notch comedian - she laughs in the face of the American justice system, makes a mockery of the laws that everyone else has to follow, and has now told the best joke ever told in human history: that she's only ever done cocaine five times. HAHAHAHA! From an interview with Piers Morgan for The Mail on Sunday: So you were a clean-living teenager? Yes. My friends and I would actually pretend to be drunk. And it was more fun. I never rebelled against my parents – I worked hard, I was resp...