Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Joshua Jackson Photobombs Anne Hathaway

joshua jackson anne hathaway Well, it's quittin' time for me today - I'm ready to eat some pizza and go to bed at 8pm. That probably won't happen, but a girl can dream. In any case, I leave you with a special present from the Met Costume Institute Gala on Sunday - which you already know was a hot mess. Joshua Jackson photobombed Anne Hathaway (most likely accidentally) and it's pretty funny, though she probably wasn't amused. You don't steal an Oscar-winning actress's spotlight, PACEY. Will you never learn? Until tomorrow......

Chris Brown’s Jet Fills With Smoke Before Making An Emergency Landing

chris brown Chris Brown's private plane filled with smoke outside of Burbank, California shortly after take-off yesterday and had to make an emergency landing. What a shame. Not that it happened, but that Chris Brown didn't jump out with a parachute to save himself, only to find that the ripcord was broken. I think you get my point. From TMZ: A private jet carrying Chris Brown was forced to make an emergency landing in Burbank yesterday after the cockpit filled with smoke after takeoff ... TMZ has lea...

LOL of the Day: Bradley Cooper Is Promoting Ice Cream Now

Listen, there's nothing funny about ice cream, guys. Ice cream is extremely serious business. What is funny, however, is the fact that Bradley Cooper is promoting ice cream - Häagen-Dazs in particular. He's already filmed an ad for the company (seen above) and might even do a few more. I guess if you're going to go down the route of becoming the face of a snack food, Häagen-Dazs is a pretty good direction to go in. Their Vanilla Bean is out of this world, I have to admit. It's also about 90,000 calories and 650 grams of fat (because yes, I have to eat the whole pint in one sitting) and really preys upon my lactose sensitivity, so I'm not sure I can support this. Häagen-Dazs president David Clark said:
"Bradley Cooper is the first celebrity to appear in a Häagen-Dazs campaign and is a perfect match for the brand, epitomising class and style."
Well, okay. I'm just not sure what's going on with Bradley lately. He's living with his mom, dating 20-year-olds and now promoting ice cream?
/> Listen, there's nothing funny about ice cream, guys. Ice cream is extremely serious business. What is funny, however, is the fact that Bradley Cooper is promoting ice cream - Häagen-Dazs in particular. He's already filmed an ad for the company (seen above) and might even do a few more. I guess if you're going to go down the route of becoming the face of a snack food, Häagen-Dazs is a pretty good direction to go in. Their Vanilla Bean is out of this world, I have to admit. It's also abou...

Prince Is A Jazz Loving Philanthropist, I Guess

prince Prince seems like a pretty decent dude and we all know he makes killer music, so he's alright in my books. If you feel the same, he's about to get a whole lot cooler, because apparently Prince paid for a high school jazz band to take a trip to New York City to compete in the Essentially Ellington competition. From The New York Post: Prince surprised a high school student jazz band in Portland, Ore., by funding their trip to New York. The Purple One donated proceeds from his April 21 concert ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Banned From Leaving Rehab – Let’s See How Long That Lasts

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan may be "safely ensconced" at the Betty Ford Center in LA to serve out her mandatory rehab sentence, but that hasn't stopped her from trying every trick in the book to get out of there. However, turns out that's not going to happen, as a judge has decreed that she's not allowed to leave the grounds. Yeah, okay, let's see how long that lows. From People: Lohan, who's serving a 90-day sentence at the Rancho Mirage, Calif., facility for violating probation, will be confined to the spr...

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gwyneth paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow is a developer of technology now; gives talk at Apple [Lainey Gossip] Michael Bay makes Megan Fox jump on a trampoline for 'Ninja Turtles' [The Superficial] Jennifer Lopez likes to keep the photographers happy [Splash News Online] Kerry Washington thinks she's the luckiest broad in Hollywood [Starpulse] Jessica Alba shows off her wares by going out in a see-through shirt with no bra [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Will Ferrell makes a perfect bobble head doll [theBERRY] So, there was originally a Pepper Potts sex tape in 'Iron Man 3' [The Blemish] If you're a celebrity, y...

Selena Gomez Wants Us To ‘Come And Get It’; I’ll Pass

Selena Gomez caught a bit of flack last month for dressing up in full Bollywood garb for her performance of 'Come and Get It' at the MTV Movie Awards, but too bad, so sad because she's doing it again in her new video for the track. It's a pretty okay pop track but it's no 'Love You Like a Love Song'. Then again, what is? The video is shit, though. Maybe I'm alone in this, but I seriously wonder why music videos are even made anymore. Oh, whatever. What do we think?   /> Selena Gomez caught a bit of flack last month for dressing up in full Bollywood garb for her performance of 'Come and Get It' at the MTV Movie Awards, but too bad, so sad because she's doing it again in her new video for the track. It's a pretty okay pop track but it's no 'Love You Like a Love Song'. Then again, what is? The video is shit, though. Maybe I'm alone in this, but I seriously wonder why music videos are even made anymore. Oh, whatever. What do we think?  ...

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kristen stewart We get it already, Kristen Stewart - you like vampires [The Superficial] 'Dancing with the Stars' offers up some serious drama, I guess [Bitten and Bound] Nicki Minaj is planning another showdown, this time with Billy Bush [Starpulse] Well, this is certainly a new way of going 'Back to the Future' [OMG Blog] Tom Daley goes shirtless and someone swoons, though we're not sure who [Socialite Life] Olivia Culpo does double duty: see-through dress and no bra [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Aw, do...

‘American Idol’ Producers Are Kinda Behind the whole Nicki and Mariah Feud

mariah carey nicki minaj Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj don't get along, in case you hadn't noticed - though chances are you have, since they seem to always be at each other's throats during every American Idol broadcast and Nicki won't stop trying to fan non-existent flames on Twitter. Turns out, that's sorta the producers' fault, as they really egg the bickering on - this according to Mariah's husband Nick Cannon. Nick stopped by The Talk on Monday, where he was of course asked about his wife, since no one cares ...

Beyoncé Wants Blue Ivy to Be A Big Sister… Someday

We all know by now that motherhood is the most transformative thing ever to happen to Beyoncé and that she has some bizarre psychic connection with Jay-Z Jr Blue Ivy. So it stands to reason that she might want to have some more kids, right? Because that's what we ask really successful women about when we only have five minutes to sit down an interview them? From Good Morning America (via The Los Angeles Times):
"I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being big sister [to Solange]," she said. As for when we can expect Blue Ivy's little brother or sister? Bey said, "At some point when it's supposed to happen." It's pretty clear that the 1-year-old diva is her parents' priority, and Bey wants to make sure that growing up in the spotlight won't harm her. "I am very protective," Beyonce said. "I just want to make sure that she can have a healthy, safe, normal life … in the back of my mind, she's my priority. And life is completely different now. So I'm — I feel really, really just lucky that I can still do what I love, and now have a way bigger meaning, and that's to be her mother."
Well, that's good to hear, I guess? What's even better to hear is that Beyoncé still wears press-on nails. I don't know why that matters, but she thinks it does, and whatever Queen Bey says, goes, right? /> We all know by now that motherhood is the most transformative thing ever to happen to Beyoncé and that she has some bizarre psychic connection with Jay-Z Jr Blue Ivy. So it stands to reason that she might want to have some more kids, right? Because that's what we ask really successful women about when we only have five minutes to sit down an interview them? From Good Morning America (via The Los Angeles Times): "I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being big sister [to Solange]," she said. ...

And Now, For Something Nice: Matthew Perry Gets White House Recovery Award

matthew perry Matthew Perry has been incredibly open about his struggle with drug addiction and faced a lot of bad press in his way for it, but he's turned a terrible time in his life into something incredibly positive by working to help others recover and get their lives back on track. That work hasn't gone unnoticed, either - the actor was given the Champion of Recovery award (which I didn't even know was a thing) from the White House and US Drug Czar Gil Kerlikowske (we have a drug czar?) this week for "giving a ...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

psy-matt-lauer-new-york-cityHello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Royal Family photo, here's the winners below. Winner: Justthinkin' with "Look, Harry, here’s the deal. I get to be Harry Potter because...