Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal

kinopoisk.ru Ryan Gosling is adorable and everyone loves him and that's just the end of it. He's been the subject of some great memes in the past, but the latest - called 'Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal' - is probably the best thing you have ever or will ever see for the rest of your days. Posted to Vine by Twitter user Ryan McHenry, so all the credit goes to him. That's not even all of them! You can head over here to see the rest. SO GOOD....

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mariah Mariah Carey and Miguel release their video for '#Beautiful' and it's awful [The Superficial] Tom Cruise is running the length of the Great Wall of China now [Lainey Gossip] Cat Deeley is out and about, which means 'So You Think You Can Dance' is here! [Splash News Online] Randy Jackson is pretending he's leaving 'Idol' voluntarily [Starpulse] Zoe Saldana is certainly giving everyone a bit of a show [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Milla Jovovich proves she still has it in a new shoot with 'Vogue' Turkey [Drunke...

Sorry, Met Gala, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Not Impressed And Won’t Be Returning

gwyneth paltrow God help the world if Gwyneth Paltrow ever gets a Yelp account - no business will be safe from her wrath, as most will fall short of her incredibly refined standards and fail to keep her amused. Such is the case with the Met Costume Institute Gala last week. Everyone dressed up in their finest "punk" garb (though some clearly missed the whole theme thing) and had a nice, fancy night out with champagne, chit chat and general frivolity. It's a rich person's dream! Well, not for Gwyneth. She was...

Ke$ha’s Got A New Look And It’s Awful

ke$ha4 Ke$ha, our dear Ke$ha, is currently in Los Angeles filming her new video for 'Crazy Kids' and I guess she felt she needed to look the part, because she's looking a bit stranger than usual. But hey, she's fun! She's zany! She's just like everyone else! Most of all, she's my best friend because she can't stand Perez Hilton, just like me and the rest of the human race with working brains. Anyway, the first thing I thought of when I saw the photos from the set were that Ke$ha looks a whole lot like James Franco's character from Spring Breakers. The second thing I though...

Lil Wayne Doesn’t Feel His Seizures (But They Still Happen)

lil wayne Lil Wayne's a relatively okay dude in the way that people who are not on your day to day radar enough to be anything more tend to be. I do have to admit that I think he's kind of an idiot who could deal with some critical thinking lessons, but hell, what do I know? He refuses to budge on his Sizzurp addiction despite the fact that he's got epilepsy and has been hospitalised for seizures numerous times just this year. Also, he has tattoos on his face. Anyone who does that has a bit of a brain ...

So What? of the Day: Miley Cyrus Stayed in a Haunted Apartment One Time

miley It must've been ghosts - or the salvia - but Miley Cyrus swears that an apartment she stayed at in London one time was super haunted and "terrifying". The apartment was above a bakery and across the street from Harrod's. I'm not sure how that matters, but it was part of the story and I'm here to report the hard-hitting facts, folks. From Elle: "It was seriously so terrifying. I was having really crazy dreams and really scary things, and one night my little sister - it sounds crazy to tell y...

LOL, Like, OMG: Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Miranda Kerr Is “So Pretty, It’s Abnormal”

gwyneth paltrow miranda kerr Gwyneth Paltrow gets lady wood for very few things in this life - organic and macrobiotic beet grass shavings and $875 Egyptian silk sheets being roughly half of them - but it turns out, Miranda Kerr does it for her, too. Why is that, exactly? Could it be that Miranda's Achilles tendon is more defined than hers? Does her skin lie flatter against her ribcage than Gwyneth's? This is just weird. From Entertainment Weekly: Who was the Iron Man 3 actress’s pick for best dressed? Ask Paltro...

Snoop Dogg Was An Actual Pimp For Love, Not Money

snoop dogg Snoop Dogg (I outright refuse to call him Snoop Lion) is a pretty colourful guy with a lot of charisma, which has helped to maintain his notoriety in the past few years since his music isn't all that great anymore (WHATEVER, The Doggfather was deep!). He gives some great interviews because he just really doesn't filter what he says and whether or not anyone is gonna like it. This is most likely because he's really far too high to care. In his most recent foray into hilarious candor, Snoop revealed in an interview with Rolling Stone that he became a pimp earlier ...

Oh My God, Did You Know Sherlock Was Kidnapped In 2005?

benedict cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch is a rich doucher of the highest order, so you'd figure that he has lots of crazy stories of adventurous (expensive) shit he's done in the past, right? Well hang onto your hats, because this is a good one. Apparently, our man Sherlock was filming a TV series called To the Ends of the Earth in South Africa in 2005 when he was kidnapped by a six-member gang. Wuuuuut. From Event magazine (via DS): "I had this realisation that it doesn't matter how loved you are in your li...

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cameron Cameron Diaz sort of accidentally showed her boobs or something [The Superficial] Do you have a crush on Chris Evans? Does anyone, anymore? [Lainey Gossip] Abbey Lee Kershaw doesn't mind getting naked, I guess [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Alyson Hannigan and her adorable kids are out and about in New York [ICYDK] Gwyneth Paltrow thought the Met Ball was "too crowded and un-fun" [Starpulse] Sharon Osbourne is still in Hollywood, loves paparazzi attention [Splash News Online] Lindsay Lohan lied to Piers Morgan about h...

Did Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Break Up? Do You Care?

ian somerhalder nina dobrev Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder from The Vampire Diaries have been together for what seems like 800 years (which is only like, 29 in vampire years), but it seems as if their love affair is over. Noooooooo! How could this be happening?! They were IN LOVE for THREE WHOLE YEARS and now EVERYTHING is RUINED? Sike, just kidding - it's whatever. From US Weekly: The couple, who first took their romance public in 2011, are "consummate professionals," the insider says, and "will continue to work toget...

Ja Rule Is Out of Prison! Yay!

ja rule Famed rapper, antifreeze drinker and J.Lo ass ogler Ja Rule has been in prison since February for tax evasion, a sentence which came directly after his time behind bars for gun possession. First he was stupid enough to carry around a semi-automatic handgun in his sports car, then he thought he'd get away with dodging taxes on $3 million of earnings from 2004-2006. Thug life! From TMZ: Mr. Rule -- real name Jeffrey Atkins -- was released from Ray Brook Federal Prison in New York this morning. A...