Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s photo, here's the winners below.
Winner: Justthinkin' with :"Wop! Wop! Wop! Wopwop! Douchebag style"
Runner-up: TeeGee with: "I’d like ...
Listen, I don't advocate theft at all, but we are talking about douchebag extraordinaire Justin Bieber here, so I think I can make an exception. Here's what went down: thieves in Johannesburg, South Africa spent days chiseling through the walls of the Soccer City Stadium, where Baby Elvis had performed several shows, and then lowered themselves down into the building and made away with about one million rand - or $108,800 - of profits generated from Bieber's concerts.
From BBC Newsbeat:
The gang, armed with ropes...
Taylor Swift is a time-traveling Satan worshipper [The Superficial]
Armie Hammer is all alone in Tokyo - won't someone save him? [LaineyGossip]
RuPaul did an interview with The New York Times and it's amazing [The Frisky]
Someone claiming to be Rihanna posted a tit pic on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Try not to vomit when you think about Katy Perry gyrating with Mick Jagger [Starpulse]
Zooey Deschanel's running through Central Park and her bangs are back! [Splash News Online]
Michael Douglas really lo...
Gwyneth Paltrow is still under the misguided notion that anyone cares what she has to say, so she's still ranting about the Met Gala over a week ago and how much it "sucked". I don't see what made this event suck any more than any of the others you have to get out of your pyjamas to attend (so, all of them?), but whatever, let her keep digging herself deeper until she hopefully falls through the other side of the earth and floats into space so we never have to hear from her again. That's how these things work...
Angelina Jolie may not be my favourite Hollywood personality, but she is a pretty solid human being in terms of her advocacy and activism for important social justice issues and her philanthropy. Plus, she's living proof of the fact that celebrities can have privacy and live lives out of the spotlight if they really want to - especially after she revealed the shocking news that she recently underwent a preventative double mastectomy in a wonderfully frank and quite moving op-ed for The New York Times...
Barbara Walters has been in the journalism business a long ass time and has interviewed everyone from major political figures to... the Kardashians. She's also sat her can on The View roundtable for the past several years, putting up with insufferable whiners and putting the world to rights despite her advancing age. Well, now the 83-year-old is ready to hang up her hat come summer 2014 and will be retiring for good.
From ABC News:
The legendary newscaster will leave TV journalism next summer
For decades, Barbara Walte...
You know how your mom used to lecture you when you were younger about how you shouldn't get tattoos because you'll only live to regret them later in life? Well, while that may be true for some people (I forget my three are even there, most of the time), David Beckham is loud and proud about his love of all 32 of his inkworks.
From an interview with CNN (via Now):
‘I have 32 and I don't regret any of them,' David, 37, tells CNN.
‘They all have a meaning. I think that's what's important abo...
Newsflash: Fred Savage is a super nice dude. The Wonder Years star turned producer/director on a few network TV shows was pulled over by police in LA last week for chitty chatting on his cell phone while driving, which is not particularly legal. He got $175 worth of fines out of the ordeal, but didn't cop (no pun intended) a 'tude with police at all like most other stars would have done.
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us, Savage was pulled over near Universal Studios in a 2011 Merc...
We all know by now (and are totally excited, I presume) that Arrested Development is coming back with a whole new season exclusively to Netflix. I just re-started my Netflix membership a few weeks ago, so I'm ready to go! All your favourites will be back - Portia de Rossi, Jason Bateman, David Cross, Will Arnett and more. Kristen Wiig will even be making an appearance as a young Lucille Bluth. It's basically going to be amazing.
Above, the first trailer for the full season - which will be available all in one go from May 26. Why isn't it May 26 yet? More importantly, how many episodes will there be before we get a taste of the Chicken Dance or until Buster brings back Franklin?
What do you guys think - looking forward to more Arrested Development or has the ship sailed? />
We all know by now (and are totally excited, I presume) that Arrested Development is coming back with a whole new season exclusively to Netflix. I just re-started my Netflix membership a few weeks ago, so I'm ready to go! All your favourites will be back - Portia de Rossi, Jason Bateman, David Cross, Will Arnett and more. Kristen Wiig will even be making an appearance as a young Lucille Bluth. It's basically going to be amazing.
Above, the first trailer for the full season - which will be avai...
Why anyone would at all be surprised that Chris Brown is a total asshole who couldn't care less about what anyone thinks or feels is beyond me, but let's all get outraged together because he put some "devil art" graffiti on the outside wall of his Los Angeles house and refuses to get rid of it despite it ruining the neighbourhood vibe.
Here's the deal: Brown has some terrible artwork on the outside wall his property, and its ugliness is not even the crime here. It's illegal to have shit like tha...
Robert Pattinson is singing Kristen Stewart's praises, I guess [ICYDK]
'Teen Mom' Farrah never got the memo that a sex tape wouldn't make her Kim Kardashian [The Superficial]
Oh man, are James Franco and Emilia Clarke dating? Please say no. [Lainey Gossip]
Halle Berry takes her daughter out for a Mother's Day lunch [Splash News Online]
So, The Great Gatsby's not doing all that well in the press, is it? [Starpulse]
Courtney Stodden totally doesn't care if you can see her naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Irina Shayk shows...
I'm not sure why so many people hate on Miley Cyrus. She's young, she's "punk" (LOL), she's trying to do her thing and has yet to go completely off the rails despite being a child star with a bonkers ass father (and mother) and enablers around every corner. Still, some people really can't stand her, so much so that they want her dead. I'm looking at you, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez fans.
Miley took to Twitter to air this issue and basically tell everyone that they need to calm the f-ck down,...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s photo, here's the winners below.
Winner: Justthinkin' with :"Wop! Wop! Wop! Wopwop! Douchebag style"
Runner-up: TeeGee with: "I’d like ...
Listen, I don't advocate theft at all, but we are talking about douchebag extraordinaire Justin Bieber here, so I think I can make an exception. Here's what went down: thieves in Johannesburg, South Africa spent days chiseling through the walls of the Soccer City Stadium, where Baby Elvis had performed several shows, and then lowered themselves down into the building and made away with about one million rand - or $108,800 - of profits generated from Bieber's concerts.
From BBC Newsbeat:
The gang, armed with ropes...
Taylor Swift is a time-traveling Satan worshipper [The Superficial]
Armie Hammer is all alone in Tokyo - won't someone save him? [LaineyGossip]
RuPaul did an interview with The New York Times and it's amazing [The Frisky]
Someone claiming to be Rihanna posted a tit pic on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Try not to vomit when you think about Katy Perry gyrating with Mick Jagger [Starpulse]
Zooey Deschanel's running through Central Park and her bangs are back! [Splash News Online]
Michael Douglas really lo...
Gwyneth Paltrow is still under the misguided notion that anyone cares what she has to say, so she's still ranting about the Met Gala over a week ago and how much it "sucked". I don't see what made this event suck any more than any of the others you have to get out of your pyjamas to attend (so, all of them?), but whatever, let her keep digging herself deeper until she hopefully falls through the other side of the earth and floats into space so we never have to hear from her again. That's how these things work...
Angelina Jolie may not be my favourite Hollywood personality, but she is a pretty solid human being in terms of her advocacy and activism for important social justice issues and her philanthropy. Plus, she's living proof of the fact that celebrities can have privacy and live lives out of the spotlight if they really want to - especially after she revealed the shocking news that she recently underwent a preventative double mastectomy in a wonderfully frank and quite moving op-ed for The New York Times...
Barbara Walters has been in the journalism business a long ass time and has interviewed everyone from major political figures to... the Kardashians. She's also sat her can on The View roundtable for the past several years, putting up with insufferable whiners and putting the world to rights despite her advancing age. Well, now the 83-year-old is ready to hang up her hat come summer 2014 and will be retiring for good.
From ABC News:
The legendary newscaster will leave TV journalism next summer
For decades, Barbara Walte...
You know how your mom used to lecture you when you were younger about how you shouldn't get tattoos because you'll only live to regret them later in life? Well, while that may be true for some people (I forget my three are even there, most of the time), David Beckham is loud and proud about his love of all 32 of his inkworks.
From an interview with CNN (via Now):
‘I have 32 and I don't regret any of them,' David, 37, tells CNN.
‘They all have a meaning. I think that's what's important abo...
Newsflash: Fred Savage is a super nice dude. The Wonder Years star turned producer/director on a few network TV shows was pulled over by police in LA last week for chitty chatting on his cell phone while driving, which is not particularly legal. He got $175 worth of fines out of the ordeal, but didn't cop (no pun intended) a 'tude with police at all like most other stars would have done.
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us, Savage was pulled over near Universal Studios in a 2011 Merc...
Why anyone would at all be surprised that Chris Brown is a total asshole who couldn't care less about what anyone thinks or feels is beyond me, but let's all get outraged together because he put some "devil art" graffiti on the outside wall of his Los Angeles house and refuses to get rid of it despite it ruining the neighbourhood vibe.
Here's the deal: Brown has some terrible artwork on the outside wall his property, and its ugliness is not even the crime here. It's illegal to have shit like tha...
Robert Pattinson is singing Kristen Stewart's praises, I guess [ICYDK]
'Teen Mom' Farrah never got the memo that a sex tape wouldn't make her Kim Kardashian [The Superficial]
Oh man, are James Franco and Emilia Clarke dating? Please say no. [Lainey Gossip]
Halle Berry takes her daughter out for a Mother's Day lunch [Splash News Online]
So, The Great Gatsby's not doing all that well in the press, is it? [Starpulse]
Courtney Stodden totally doesn't care if you can see her naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Irina Shayk shows...
I'm not sure why so many people hate on Miley Cyrus. She's young, she's "punk" (LOL), she's trying to do her thing and has yet to go completely off the rails despite being a child star with a bonkers ass father (and mother) and enablers around every corner. Still, some people really can't stand her, so much so that they want her dead. I'm looking at you, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez fans.
Miley took to Twitter to air this issue and basically tell everyone that they need to calm the f-ck down,...