Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rod Stewart Totally Seduced a Dude Back In The Day… Accidentally, Of Course

rod stewart Rod Stewart sorta makes me want to throw up in my mouth a bit every time I look at him, but I guess he was the bee's knees back in his 'Maggie May' days and used to get plenty of ladies looking to hook up. And GENTLEMEN! Pepaw Rod is 68 years old now, but he wants us all to know he's been there, done that, got the t-shirt when it comes to being edgy. After all, he once seduced a man - but only because he thought he was a woman! From The Howard Stern Show: "There was this beautiful woman and...

Carrie Underwood’s Fame Gave Her Anxiety Attacks

carrie underwood I really like Carrie Underwood. There's no real rhyme or reason to that, but I do. A couple of her songs are damn good ('Blown Away' is my shit!) but I've never listened to a full album and I haven't exactly kept up on her career, I just think she seems nice. I dunno, don't ask me. Anyway, turns out her massive success following her American Idol win hasn't all been positive - in fact, it caused major anxiety attacks for her for a very long time. You may also use a disposable cart weed if you fee...

Chris Pine Cries All The Time

ChrisPine Dear, sweet Chris Pine. Admittedly, I don't know much about him besides the fact that he's in Star Trek and is generally accepted as a pretty handsome dude. Well, hang onto your knickers, ladies and gents - he's emotional, too! In a new interview with Men's Health, Chris admitted that it doesn't take much to get the waterworks flowing, saying: "I cry all the time—at work, at the shrink's, with my lady. The Notebook killed me. Up destroyed me. Up was like the animated Amour." Chris also talked...

Rihanna’s New River Island Collection Is Almost Done, Will Be Great For Your “Fat Days”

Rihanna fancies herself a fashion designer as well as a singer, so she teamed up with UK-based clothing retailer River Island for her own collection late last year, the first of which was released earlier this year. Well, now there's a new one for summer 2013 and it's full of "pieces" just as ugly as the first time around. RiRi seems to be a bit confused about the idea she's going for. She's said that her idea for the range was born out of her desire for clothes that were "a little shorter [or] have a little more sex appeal", and also that the line will be great for your "fat days". Well, the last time I checked, my "fat days" (every day!) don't make me want to wear a shredded tube top or "shorts" that barely cover my ass cheeks, but whatever. Maybe she was a little distracted after her recent break-up or something.
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/> Rihanna fancies herself a fashion designer as well as a singer, so she teamed up with UK-based clothing retailer River Island for her own collection late last year, the first of which was released earlier this year. Well, now there's a new one for summer 2013 and it's full of "pieces" just as ugly as the first time around. RiRi seems to be a bit confused about the idea she's going for. She's said that her idea for the range was born out of her desire for clothes that were "a little shorter...

Farrah Abraham Is Pretending She Might Be Pregnant Now and James Deen’s Not Too Happy

farrah abraham If there's one thing we should all know by now, it's that you can't stop a fame whore from whoring for more fame. You just can't. After pretending to have a "leaked" sex tape that was actually a full on porno, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is now setting the scene by heading to a local drugstore and phoning up the paparazzi so they can "catch" her buying a pregnancy test. Is it total bullshit? Sure is. Is that stopping her? Nope. And her maybe baby's father and champion porn star James Deen is not at all ha...

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emma watson What's happening with Emma Watson's dress? [The Superficial] Katharina Damm goes fully topless at the beach - damn! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Rihanna's a blonde now because she wasn't having enough fun [Splash News Online] Monica Cruz has given birth to a baby girl, hurrah! [Starpulse] Miley Cyrus goes pants-less for all to see [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Everyone rejoice: Joss Whedon is coming back to TV now! [Lainey Gossip] Demi Moore is still holding out for a bit of As...

Britney Spears’ Sons Might Be Famous One Day!

britney spears kids Britney Spears has managed - against all odds - to really pull her life together over the past couple of years and really re-endear herself to the public. Helping this is the fact that she has two adorable sons with her ex-husband Kevin Federline, 7-year-old Sean Preston and 6-year-old Jayden James. Aren't they cute? Sitting down with Mario Lopez for a new interview, Britney opened up about family life with the kids - how hard it is to diet when the kids are chomping on Cheetos and Little ...

Even ‘Doctor Who’s Matt Smith Has The Hots For Ryan Gosling

matt smith ryan gosling Matt Smith is appearing in Ryan Gosling's directorial debut How To Catch a Monster, so he's had some up close and personal time with the cereal-refusing heartthrob and even Doctor Who isn't immune to his charms. Or, you know, his sexy bod. From Total Film magazine (via DS): "I have admired his abdominals in Crazy Stupid Love. Yes, he's a very handsome man, that's for sure." Smith, who recently shaved his head for the movie, went on to speak of his delight to be working with Gosling. ...

Rachel Bilson Wants To Pop Out Some Of Hayden Christensen’s Kids Soon

hayden christensen rachel bilson Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have been together for a few years now, and it's clear they plan to be together for a long time to come. They're not getting any younger, so you know what that means: time for babiessssss! Never mind messing up that bikini body - Rachel is ready to pop out some of Hayden's little ones, and soon! From Cosmopolitan: "I definitely have family on the brain," Bilson teased. "Having kids is something I want to see in my future - I hope." Bilson went on t...

Oh, Snap: Are Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green Coming Back To ‘The Voice’?

cee lo green christina aguilera I sure f-cking hope so. Shakira is the Nicole Scherzinger of the show, which basically means she talks utter nonsense and makes a total fool of herself but it's supposed to be endearing (works for Scherzie, not so much for Shakira) and Usher just seems useless. He sits around and smiles his dimpley smile and sometimes mentions Justin Bieber and generally contributes nothing. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I actually miss Christina Aguilera's candor and unabashed shade towards con...

Usher’s Former Nanny Wants That Overtime Money Now

usher Usher may be raking it in on The Voice (please do not bring him back next season, NBC), but he's not paying up alleged overtime wages owed to a former nanny who looked after his two kids, aged 4 and 5 at the time, from 2010 to 2011. The new Larry David now faces a lawsuit from the nanny, which is apparently bullshit (as so many of them are). From TMZ: Cecilia Duncan is suing the singer, claiming Usher hired her as a part-time nanny back in December 2010 and she worked her ass off caring ...

Take It or Leave It: Here’s a Snippet From Beyoncé’s ‘Epic’ Soundtrack Song ‘Rise Up’

Beyoncé is "starring" in (providing voices for) the upcoming Disney film Epic, but since she's multi-talented, she's also providing some of the music. Her song on the soundtrack, entitled 'Rise Up', has been previewed online by thirsty ass members of the BeyHive who recorded the audio on their iPhones and threw it up on YouTube with the artwork. This may only be a 24 second clip, but it's 23 seconds more than I needed to hear to know that it sucks. I know it's for a kid's film, but between this and that 'I Stay On/Bow Down' mess, I'm beginning to question the $350 I paid to hit up the Mrs. Carter world tour in August with my boo (not really though, love you Bey). Anyway, not sure what's happening here and perhaps the full-length track is better. Or maybe she just did this for an easy paycheck and cool points with Blue Ivy. /> Beyoncé is "starring" in (providing voices for) the upcoming Disney film Epic, but since she's multi-talented, she's also providing some of the music. Her song on the soundtrack, entitled 'Rise Up', has been previewed online by thirsty ass members of the BeyHive who recorded the audio on their iPhones and threw it up on YouTube with the artwork. This may only be a 24 second clip, but it's 23 seconds more than I needed to hear to know that it sucks. I know it's for a kid's film, but between...