Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Well, Thank God Carly Rae Jepsen Is Here To Defend Justin Bieber

justin bieber carly rae jepsen Carly Rae Jepsen and Justin Bieber are both Canadian, so I guess that means they have an unbreakable bond. Plus, Justin took Carly on tour and now they're BFFs or something. Either way, Carly has felt the need to speak out in support of Baby Elvis and defend his good name from those who have called him out for the asshole he is. From E! News: "All I see is an incredibly hard worker and a man who's just passionate about what he does," she told E! News in response to the Bieb's bad press. "Jus...

Yeah, Okay: Daniel Radcliffe Needed “Step-By-Step” Instructions For a Gay Sex Scene

daniel radcliffe I've always been a bit confused by Daniel Radcliffe. He's obviously a chill bro who's pretty comfortable with himself - or so it seems - and yet he continues to insist that he's not gay, which rings... untrue to me. I'm not here to out anyone or tell someone how to identify themselves sexually, just saying that he's always struck me as a lover of The D, so my brain goes a little haywire thinking about him with a lady. For someone so straight, he sure talks about (not) being gay a lot, though. ...

Beyoncé Got Parenting Tips From Céline Dion

celine dion beyonce Hey, ladies with accented letters in their name have to stick together, eh? (That's a Canadian tip of that hat for you, Céline!) Apparently Beyoncé got advice on how to interact with Blue Ivy from none other than the Quebecoise queen who was the reason I started teaching myself French when I was 12 and whose albums (up until Let's Talk About Love, that is - I'm a purist) I still have in my iTunes WITHOUT SHAME. Appearing on ITV's Daybreak - which I used to watch every morning while writing these very stories for you all w...

That Song Britney Spears Did For ‘Smurfs 2’ Is Out…

britney spears smurfs Listen, Britney Spears has two young sons, so it makes sense that she'd want to get cool mom cred by doing a song for an animated film. While I'm not sure The Smurfs hold any cool points past 1992, BritBrit has released 'Ooh La La', which will appear on the Smurfs 2 soundtrack. First of all, why is there a Smurfs 2? Why was there a Smurfs 1 (so to speak) to begin with? The song is absolutely horrendous, I have to say. The vocal effects on this make it seem like something out of a weird Japa...

Christian Slater’s Going to Get Married In His Back Yard

christian slater brittany lopez Christian Slater hasn't necessarily been all that lucky in love, but things are looking up, as he's set to marry his fiancée Brittany Lopez in July. One might assume that a big star like Christian might want a big celebrity wedding that costs millions and includes hundreds of guests, but one would be wrong (or something), because he's holding this shindig in your back yard. From People: "It will be good, intimate and small and family members. It will be nice," Slater told PEOPLE at ABC's New York Ci...

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miley cyrus Miley Cyrus was hot at the Maxim Hot 100 party, but we've seen hotter [The Superficial] David Beckham has announced his retirement after a long ass time as a footballer [Lainey Gossip] Wade Robson really needs to shut the hell up already [ICYDK] I'm not sure why NeNe Leakes felt the need to wear a see-through shirt, but okay [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Beyoncé apologised to Belgian fans with a hand written note [Starpulse] Reese Witherspoon is all smiles in Los Angeles, so I guess we've forgotten the arrest [Splash ...

Rita Ora’s Gonna Be The New Face of Madonna’s Fashion Range, I Guess?

rita ora Rita Ora - singer, former Kardashian victim and London scenester extraordinaire - may have a new gig on her hands as the face of Madonna's Material Girl fashion line. The contract she supposedly signed is worth £500,000 ($760,257), which I would imagine is more than that whole range is worth put together, but I dunno. I suppose it gives Rita something new to tweet/Instagram about. From The Sun: The singer has already shot campaign photos for the label, which is run by Madge and her daughter Lourde...

LOL of the Day: Kirstie Alley Vows Never To Shop at Abercrombie & Fitch

kirstie alley Listen, I adore Kirstie Alley. Seriously. Have you SEEN Fat Actress? Her reality show? Do you know she owns lemurs? Like, a shit ton of them? If all that's enough, she's a man-stealing Scientologist who's best friends with John Travolta in real life and who believes depression is all in the mind. Plus, she sorta reminds me of my Aunt Debbie. Xenu, she's fantastic. This week, she gave us all one more reason to love her when she lashed out against Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, who is ugly as sin but had the audacity to say that the brand isn't marketed toward...

Kate Moss’s Beauty Secret: Dunk Your Face In Ice

kate moss Kate Moss is still doing her thing in the modeling world long past the general age of expiry, but then, she's a supermodel and still has a youthful visage despite decades of hard drug use and starvation and who the hell knows what else. But hark, hear ye, ladies of the world! Put down your CQ10 creams and your tightening serums, as Kate is here to reveal the secret of anti-aging. You ready for this? Just... put your face in a bowl of ice. From Stylist: What’s your morning beauty routine? Any...

Oh, This Should Be Good: Kim Kardashian Will Use Mothering Skills Learned From Kris Jenner

kim kardashian kris jenner Kim Kardashian isn't expected to be a good mother by anyone's stretch of imagination, but prepare for your percentage of faith to plummet into the triple negative digits when you realise that she's going to be approaching motherhood using skills learned from... Kris Jenner. Momager extraordinaire Kris is the most batshit insane parent on TV and probably one of the most batshit insane off-screen, as well. Of all the adjectives to describe her parenting style, I don't know that "good" would com...

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kourtney kardashian Kourtney Kardashian could lose custody of Mason if she refuses a paternity test [The Superficial] Keira Knightley's back in London, so the Honeymoon's over! [Lainey Gossip] Emma Watson really doesn't care about being sexy at all [ICYDK] Heidi Klum goes braless and you're all a bunch of perverts [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] P Diddy made a 'Downton Abbey' spoof and it's pretty funny [Starpulse] Jennifer Lopez is out and about in New York City and looking good [Splash News Online] C...

Eva Longoria’s Ready For Love Again – Any Takers?

eva longoria Eva Longoria is pretty bad at love, I guess (she can't even keep a TV show about it on air - zing!), but it doesn't have to be this way! There's someone out there for everyone! Love comes when you least expect it! All the other things people say to single women here! Anyway, while she's recently been linked to some dude who was on Ready For Love named Ernesto Arguello, she insists that's not true, but she is open to a relationship with a nice guy should he come along. Basically, stop making bullshit...