Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz Are Like Sisters

cameron diaz drew barrymore Drew Barrymore is every hippy flower child you hoped you'd never have to meet in real life, so I sorta expect her to have lots of friends and be super into rainbows and shit (I don't know, just go with it). Indeed, the friendship part seems to be true, as she recently described fellow actress Cameron Diaz as one of her closest friends, So close, in fact, they're like sisters. From Life & Style: I’m BFF-status with Cameron Diaz because… She’s my sister, but we bro out and have c...

Cara Delevingne Is Immune To Leonardo DiCaprio’s Charms

cara delevingne leonardo dicaprio Cara Delevingne is right up Leonardo DiCaprio's street, right? He loves having a harem of supermodels around him at all times, and she's at the top of the game right now, so it seems like a match made in weird sex heaven. Except, you know, not, since Cara apparently turned down Leo's advances at the Great Gatsby afterparty in Cannes this week. Oh, snap! From The Sun: A source said: “Normally all Leo has to do is look at a girl and they fall at his feet. Though Cara was having none of it. “He spent the night ch...

Good Advice of the Day: Will Smith Tells Jaden Not To Have A Girlfriend

will smith jaden smith Jaden Smith is at that age when he's ready to lay it on a Kardashian, but his dad Will Smith is trying to get him to hit the breaks on his teen romance because having a girlfriend can be the pits. Will should know - he married Jada and now they're stuck together by the sheer force of their own denial at what a sham their relationship is. Break free from the chains, young Jaden! Emancipate yourself before it's too late! From E Online: "Probably the best advice he's ever given me is, 'Don't have a...

Brad Pitt Doesn’t Have Any Friends, But He’s Super Happy!!!

brad pitt angelina jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are a pretty reclusive couple, when it comes to sharing their private lives both individually and as a pair with the general public. Turns out, they're sorta same behind-the-scenes, as well. Angelina has said before that she doesn't have many girlfriends, and it turns out that Brad doesn't have any friends, either, so basically they just hang out with each other and their kids and it's a total blast. Kewl beanz. From Esquire: "I have very few friends. I have a ...

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lance armstrong Lance Armstrong has a particular penchant for b-hole action [The Superficial] Hugh Jackman is out and about, but what's happening with that jogging suit? [Lainey Gossip] Rosario Dawson finds herself in a revealing position on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Damn! Demi Moore still knows how to work a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Brad Pitt may have been doing a whole lot of drugs when married to Jennifer Aniston [Starpulse] Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow are friends... but why? [Splash News Online] Jessica Chastain wore Elizabeth T...

Catherine Zeta Jones Is Out of Rehab

michael douglas catherine zeta jones Catherine Zeta-Jones sought treatment again last month for her bipolar disorder, entering an unknown rehab facility in an effort to get it under control again. Luckily, she seems to be doing a lot better now and left rehab yesterday, according to her husband, Michael Douglas. From People: "She comes home tomorrow," he told PEOPLE on Monday. "She's doing a really good job of getting balanced. I'm proud of her." That sounds a little condescending, but I'm sure he didn't mean it that way. As a couple, CZJ and Michael have b...

The Asshole Brigade Is Here!

justin bieber chris brown Has anything ever made more sense in the world than Justin Bieber and Chris Brown hanging out together? I mean, really? Lest we forget, Chris is the one who coined Justin's nickname (in my eyes), "Baby Elvis".  Justin posted the picture on his Instagram with the caption, "CB what up?" Well, I'll tell you what's up - my hackles, because I can't stand either of you. Why won't you go away? Anyway, on a happier note, Justin Bieber's poor abandoned monkey has become property of Germany since he ...

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jay-z beyonce Jay-Z swears there ain't no baby in Queen Beyoncé [Amy Grindhouse] Has Justin Bieber been designing an engagement ring for Selena Gomez? [ICYDK] Christina Aguilera is still skinny, so you can't judge her now (or something) [The Superficial] Jennifer Lopez is still with Casper Smart, though we're not quite sure why [Lainey Gossip] The Doors' keyboardist Ray Manzarek dies at 74 [Starpulse] Brad Pitt doesn't really have any friends, but he's totally stoked! [Celebitchy] Blue Ivy Carter has her own personalised direct...

Demi Lovato “Opens Up” About Her Eating Disorder Again

demi lovato Demi Lovato is great and all, and I'm glad that she can be an inspiration to so many young girls who have suffered from (or are still suffering from) an eating disorder, bipolar disorder and/or self-harming. I gotta say, though - I wish she'd sorta change the record a bit. She's "opened up" so many times about her struggles, her trip to rehab and subsequent recovery that I feel like I've been brainwashed like Zoolander was by Mugatu, except instead of killing the Prime Minister of Malaysia, I'm just... tired of hearing this f-cking story. ...

Mary J Blige Owes Even More Money Now – $3.4 Million, Actually

mary j bligeMary J Blige was revealed to owe the state of New Jersey $900,000 in back taxes earlier this year, but turns out, the fun doesn't end there. She's now been hit with another massive tax bill, this one totaling a mindblowing $3.4 million. Uh oh. From TMZ: The IRS filed a federal tax lien against the Grammy winner, claiming she failed to pay all her income taxes for the years 2009 ($574,907.30), 2010 ($2,203,743.53) and 2011 ($647,604.60). Tax bill grand total: $3,426,255.43. Translation: A LO...

Harry Styles Has a New Nickname (Hint: It’s Not About His Penis)

harry styles underwear In between sexting with Ke$ha and singing some awful (but awfully catchy) songs for screaming throngs of pre-teens, there's one thing Harry Styles likes to do, and it's cleaning. He's so into cleaning, in fact, that he's starting to drive some of his One Direction bandmates a little insane. From The Daily Star: Hazza, 19, is so obsessed with keeping their 30-foot tour bus clean he makes his pals wear slippers so they don’t dirty the floor. A crew member told us: “Harry loves everyth...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

katy-perry-mick-jagger-twitter Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Lawrence photo, here's the winners below. Winner: Pita with “Hahaha, good one, Fairy Godmother, but I thought you p...