Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amanda Bynes Is Totally Fine, Says Her Delusional Lawyer

amanda bynes I always wonder about the attorneys who agree to take on total hot messes as their clients and still take themselves seriously. I'm particularly curious about what has possessed Richard Hutton, Esq. to insist that his client Amanda Bynes is totally fine and that stories about her have been exaggerated - despite most of those stories coming straight from the horse's Twitter. From People: While Amanda Bynes has been making headlines for eyebrow-raising behavior in New York City, her DUI attorney o...

Courteney Cox and David Arquette Are Officially Divorced

  Barnyard World Premiere  If you thought Gale Weathers and Deputy Dewey would make it til the end of time, then Courteney Cox and David Arquette's split must have hit you pretty hard. I'm afraid this news won't be any prettier: their divorce has been finalised. :( The pair have remained pretty good friends since their split and continue to raise their daughter Coco together, so that's nice. They seem to be one of those rare couples who have mastered the art of being mature f-cking adults and remaining civil to one anot...

Usher Hopes Justin Bieber Gets His Act Together Soon

justin bieber usher It's no secret that Justin Bieber has gone from a cutie patootie 13-year-old kid with (seemingly) lots of talent to raging asshole with far more bark than his bite that you wanna slap in the face. It's pretty bad when even mentor realises that you're heading down the wrong road, and indeed Usher has spoken out to say that he's "hoping for the best" when it comes to Justin getting his shit together. Appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Usher tried to be as diplomatic as possible about the situation, saying: "I think all o...

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katy perry john mayer Oh god, John Mayer is sniffing around Katy Perry again - get lost! [PopCrush] Bill Clinton's still got 'it' - whatever that even is [The Superficial] Jennifer Lopez sort of doesn't understand what "family TV" means, I guess [Lainey Gossip] Kelly Osbourne doesn't like sex, drug or rock 'n' roll [ICYDK] So maybe Amanda Bynes' "vase" really was a bong after all (duh) [Amy Grindhouse] Gigi Hadid shows off her, um, assets during a photoshoot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Gisele Bundchen is still looking hot for 'Vogue' Brasil...

LeAnn Rimes Was “Disgusted” With Herself After Her Affair – But Not Enough to Stop

leann rimes LeAnn Rimes recently insisted that she was done apologising for having an affair with Eddie Cibrian a few years back, but instead of letting sleeping dogs lie and trying to move on with her life, she's pretty much written an entire album of songs about Brandi Glanville and is talking about it in interviews again. God help us all. Little LeAnn told US Weekly that she was so distraught over the whole affair that she felt "disgusted" with herself about it - though of course, she didn't feel bad en...

Will Smith Totally Didn’t Push His Kids Into Showbiz

will smith Will Smith and his family are LOADED, make no mistake. Not only are he and Jada making bank, but now both kids (sorry - "mini adults") are "in showbiz". I put that in quotes because they're not really doing any particular thing - at least not Jaden; Willow's been whipping her hair back and forth for a few years now. One might think that it was Will and Jada's influence that made the kids want to follow in their parents' footsteps, but he wants you to know that's not the case - he never pressured t...

Ke$ha’s ‘Crazy Kids’ Video Is Here!

Ke$ha is always up to some shenanigans, whether it's drinking her own pee, not wearing underwear to a major awards ceremony or whatever. She's trying to take things to a new level with her video for 'Crazy Kids', which is... yeah, okay, "crazy". And just a little off-putting. In any case, the video is here and it's time to party! Not much to say about this one - I think it speaks for itself. What do you think? Are you a Ke$ha fan? Do you want to pour bleach in your eyes to erase the memory of ever having watched this? /> Ke$ha is always up to some shenanigans, whether it's drinking her own pee, not wearing underwear to a major awards ceremony or whatever. She's trying to take things to a new level with her video for 'Crazy Kids', which is... yeah, okay, "crazy". And just a little off-putting. In any case, the video is here and it's time to party! Not much to say about this one - I think it speaks for itself. What do you think? Are you a Ke$ha fan? Do you want to pour bleach in your eyes to erase the memory of ev...

OH GOD, There’s Going To Be A Kardashian Family Porn Spoof

kardashians Sometimes, bad things happen to good people in this life. The "good people" in this situation are THE ENTIRE WORLD because apparently we're going to have to endure a Kardashian family porn spoof. Why God why? Kim, Khloe and Kourtney - and yes, momager Kris, too - will all be portrayed by actors and will go at it with... each other? I don't even know. From TMZ: It's the closest thing to a Kardashian family sex tape you'll ever get ... a K-fam porn spoof -- and everyone from Kim to Kris ... ...

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victoria's secret Kate Upton modeled for the new Victoria's Secret catalog and didn't even know it [The Superficial] Will and Jaden Smith get all freaky about life patterns [Lainey Gossip] Brooke Mueller isn't so happy about Denise Richards watching her kids [ICYDK] Jennifer Hudson has a new song, if that's your kind of thing [I'm Not Obsessed] Here's the nicest outfit Ke$ha owns for a night out on the town [Amy Grindhouse] Someone caught Amy Adams upskirt on her movie set - pervs! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale s...

Beyoncé Is Beefing Up Security Because of a Possible Stalker

beyonce mrs carter Stars having stalkers is nothing new, and someone as big as Beyoncé probably has a few. One in particular is causing a bit of concern in England, so for Bey's Sound of Change concert in Twickenham on Sunday, they're beefing up security in case this nutjob turns up and tries anything funny. Lord almighty. From The Sun: Staff have been told to watch out for obsessed fan Bassey Essien when the Crazy In Love singer headlines the Sound Of Change concert on Saturday. It is believed she has bee...

Courtney Love Offers Valuable Advice to Amanda Bynes

amanda bynes Courtney Love has had her share of... trouble, shall we say. Years and years of drug abuse and insanity have led us to the pinnacle of LOL: she's offering advice to Amanda Bynes, now herself in full meltdown mode. The Hole rocker took to Twitter (because of course she did) to offer some pearls of wisdom to the police officer rejecting, model citizen beauty queen that is Amanda. Of course, Amanda didn't take it too well and responded by calling Love the ugliest woman she's ever seen (LOL) before s...

Robert Pattinson Drove His Truck Off Into the Sunset… And Stopped a Few Blocks Away

robert pattinson Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split up earlier this month after "growing apart", and Rob rode his shitty pickup truck away... to his old house just a few blocks away. He's got a nice Spanish villa (with a couch in the backyard!) so he'll be sitting pretty there. From E! News: Moving out and moving on. Robert Pattinson was seen removing his belongings from ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart's Los Angeles pad last week and it seems like he's starting to get settled back into his own home ...