Selena Gomez is about to turn 21, and in addition to having a nice little party with her family and friends, she also plans on embarking on a true journey of ~self-discovery~ and enlightenment as she becomes an adult. As long as she doesn't start twerking with Miley and stays the hell away from Baby Elvis, I think we might be in business.
From ET Canada & Life & Style:
“I am going to have a party,” she tells ET Canada. “My family from Texas, my friends, my cousins are flying in. ...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, you have to climb the mountain to see the view. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Vince Vaughn photo, it was slim pickings this week, here’s the winner below.
Winner: Julie with: "That guy just slapped my vagina! I’m suing!"
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Y'all know I support young Miley Cyrus as she continues to find herself in life. She's young, she's trying on different identities, she's a total mess, etc. I can dig it. Even when it means she makes stupid songs with Snoop Lion. However, she's now released a new single called 'We Can't Stop' and homegirl really, really should.
In the song, she sings about doing lines in a bathroom, getting high on Molly, twerking and just acting the general fool. Ah, youth. Except, you know, not. Her vocals are overdubbed and put through so much autotune that she comes out sounding like a twisted ass Rihanna, and that's not a good thing.
To make matters worse, she's now opened up a Facebook competition for all her fans. Basically, you send in a video of yourself twerking to her new song - despite the fact that it's not really twerking material - and the ones she likes best, she'll put together in a fan-made video. Because if there's one thing you want to be remembered for in your life, it's shaking your ass cheeks in a former Disney child star's video for a shitty song. Lord almighty. />
Y'all know I support young Miley Cyrus as she continues to find herself in life. She's young, she's trying on different identities, she's a total mess, etc. I can dig it. Even when it means she makes stupid songs with Snoop Lion. However, she's now released a new single called 'We Can't Stop' and homegirl really, really should.
In the song, she sings about doing lines in a bathroom, getting high on Molly, twerking and just acting the general fool. Ah, youth. Except, you know, not. Her vocal...
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If you ever wanted to see Jennifer Lawrence in a thong, here's your chance [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
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Earlier this week, Michael Douglas started spouting off the most insane, ignorant shit I've ever heard when he claimed that his love of eating women out is what caused him to get cancer. Obviously, the link there was from HPV, but his uninformed tirade about STDs was just so bonkers, I left it to Catherine to write about lest I spontaneously combust. In any case, obviously enough people have called him out about it that he's thought better and has tried to backpedal his way out of this shitstorm.
Here's what his rep had to say in a state...
Admittedly, I got pretty sucked into The Bachelor last season, but only because it's awful, I'm a masochist and I was being paid to liveblog it for another site. That being said, I'm not on The Bachelorette duty, which is a shame because Desiree - one of the Sean's cast-offs - is a hot mess and it seems like I'm missing out on some good shit. Take this, for example: apparently Soulja Boy (Tell 'Em!) turned up on last night's episode to do a rap video with Des and the guys? I'm not sure what's ...
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Miley really wants to convince us that this wedding thing is still happening [ICYDK]
'Two and a Half Men' promises to switch things up next season [Bitten and Bound]
Ada...
Dun-dun-dunnnnn... the drama continues. Amanda Bynes has been arrested, apparently had a nose job that she doesn't need a bandage for and shows no signs of undergoing and arguing with people on Twitter... and that's just in the past two weeks. Now, apparently, movers have come and packed up her shit after she was evicted from her apartment in New York. I guess they don't take too lightly to endless weed smoking and bongs flying out the window.
From In Touch:
Amanda Bynes has been forced out of h...
Yes, I'm losing my shit over a 10-year-old kid. Also, how in the hell has Sophia Grace 10 now? Wasn't she just like, 6 the other day? Time really flies. Anyway, Sophia's parents are pretty smart to be cashing in on her cuteness while it lasts, because Lord knows singing 'Super Bass' in a tutu at 16 will not be a good look. For now, though, let's enjoy her debut single (!!), 'Girls Just Gotta Have Fun'.
At least Rosie's in the video, too, and she seems to talk more a bit these days. I really want to see where these two are in 10 years.
Fun fact: The director of this video, Matt Alonzo, has worked on music videos for Soulja Boy, Pitbull and the Far East Movement. Score! />
Yes, I'm losing my shit over a 10-year-old kid. Also, how in the hell has Sophia Grace 10 now? Wasn't she just like, 6 the other day? Time really flies. Anyway, Sophia's parents are pretty smart to be cashing in on her cuteness while it lasts, because Lord knows singing 'Super Bass' in a tutu at 16 will not be a good look. For now, though, let's enjoy her debut single (!!), 'Girls Just Gotta Have Fun'.
At least Rosie's in the video, too, and she seems to talk more a bit these days. I really want to see where these two are in 10 years.
Fun fact: The director of this video, Matt Al...
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel tied the knot last year, so the next logical question would be: "When are you having BABIESSSSSSSSSSS?" We all love babies! They're so cute and squishy and before she have them, we can talk major shit in the press about how fat Jessica Biel has gotten with impunity! Hurrah all around! (And for the dumbos, yes, that was sarcasm.)
In any case, you can kiss that opportunity goodbye for the immediate future, as Justin has no plans of having kids anytime soon....
Ah, Charice. If you watch Glee or happened to have accidentally left Fox on and inadvertently got sucked in by an episode of that shit show, you probably know who she is. Maybe only vaguely - I think she was Rachel's (Le-UGH Michele's) competition when she transferred over from another school?
In any case, score one more for the gays, because during an interview on the ABS-CBN show The Buzz on Sunday, she came out as a lesbian:
"Yes, I am a lesbian. But to those who can accept me, thank you ve...
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Bruce Jenner says Kanye West is never around... surprise, surprise [Celebitchy]
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield get romantic on the 'Spider-Man 2' set [Amy Grindhouse]
Victo...
Selena Gomez is about to turn 21, and in addition to having a nice little party with her family and friends, she also plans on embarking on a true journey of ~self-discovery~ and enlightenment as she becomes an adult. As long as she doesn't start twerking with Miley and stays the hell away from Baby Elvis, I think we might be in business.
From ET Canada & Life & Style:
“I am going to have a party,” she tells ET Canada. “My family from Texas, my friends, my cousins are flying in. ...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, you have to climb the mountain to see the view. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Vince Vaughn photo, it was slim pickings this week, here’s the winner below.
Winner: Julie with: "That guy just slapped my vagina! I’m suing!"
...
Does anyone really care about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' relationship? [The Superficial]
Harry Styles suits up for his mother's wedding in London [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones finally goes topless, if that's something you care about [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
If you ever wanted to see Jennifer Lawrence in a thong, here's your chance [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Brandi Glanville's hammertoe is a serious problem that needs to be solved [ICYDK]
Jessica Szohr really knows how to kill a smoky eye and short dress [Yeeeah]
Sean Parker has been fi...
Earlier this week, Michael Douglas started spouting off the most insane, ignorant shit I've ever heard when he claimed that his love of eating women out is what caused him to get cancer. Obviously, the link there was from HPV, but his uninformed tirade about STDs was just so bonkers, I left it to Catherine to write about lest I spontaneously combust. In any case, obviously enough people have called him out about it that he's thought better and has tried to backpedal his way out of this shitstorm.
Here's what his rep had to say in a state...
Admittedly, I got pretty sucked into The Bachelor last season, but only because it's awful, I'm a masochist and I was being paid to liveblog it for another site. That being said, I'm not on The Bachelorette duty, which is a shame because Desiree - one of the Sean's cast-offs - is a hot mess and it seems like I'm missing out on some good shit. Take this, for example: apparently Soulja Boy (Tell 'Em!) turned up on last night's episode to do a rap video with Des and the guys? I'm not sure what's ...
Is Miguel getting sued over his Billboard Music Awards performance? [PopCrush]
Is Gwen Stefani pregnant again? Could it be? [The Superficial]
There's no nice way to put this: this involves strap-ons. Lots of them. [Taxi Driver Movie]
Pamela Anderson is still doing her Pam Anderson thing ten years later [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Miley really wants to convince us that this wedding thing is still happening [ICYDK]
'Two and a Half Men' promises to switch things up next season [Bitten and Bound]
Ada...
Dun-dun-dunnnnn... the drama continues. Amanda Bynes has been arrested, apparently had a nose job that she doesn't need a bandage for and shows no signs of undergoing and arguing with people on Twitter... and that's just in the past two weeks. Now, apparently, movers have come and packed up her shit after she was evicted from her apartment in New York. I guess they don't take too lightly to endless weed smoking and bongs flying out the window.
From In Touch:
Amanda Bynes has been forced out of h...
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel tied the knot last year, so the next logical question would be: "When are you having BABIESSSSSSSSSSS?" We all love babies! They're so cute and squishy and before she have them, we can talk major shit in the press about how fat Jessica Biel has gotten with impunity! Hurrah all around! (And for the dumbos, yes, that was sarcasm.)
In any case, you can kiss that opportunity goodbye for the immediate future, as Justin has no plans of having kids anytime soon....
Ah, Charice. If you watch Glee or happened to have accidentally left Fox on and inadvertently got sucked in by an episode of that shit show, you probably know who she is. Maybe only vaguely - I think she was Rachel's (Le-UGH Michele's) competition when she transferred over from another school?
In any case, score one more for the gays, because during an interview on the ABS-CBN show The Buzz on Sunday, she came out as a lesbian:
"Yes, I am a lesbian. But to those who can accept me, thank you ve...
Kylie Jenner isn't dating Jaden Smith, but she can't talk about him, either [The Superficial]
Joana Krupa goes sunbathing topless and you love it [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Farrah Abraham went to sign autographs at some porn convention [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Did Robert Pattinson's mom end his relationship with Kristen Stewart [ICYDK]
Bruce Jenner says Kanye West is never around... surprise, surprise [Celebitchy]
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield get romantic on the 'Spider-Man 2' set [Amy Grindhouse]
Victo...