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Russell Brand’s Marriage to Katy Perry Failed Because of the Whole ‘Monogamy’ Thing

russell brand Russell Brand spent 99% of his famous life as a notorious womanizer, but all bets were off when he met and fell in love with Katy Perry. Suddenly, the monogamous married life seemed as if it was calling his name and he exchanged some vows... only to get divorced a little over a year later. There's been lots of talk about exactly what went wrong there, as Russell and Katy were just crazy enough of a couple to work. Turns out, a lot of the problem was just that Russell really, really likes having s...

Liam Gallagher Got In A Fight With Idris Elba, I Guess

liam gallagher idris elba Today in "What The Hell Is This Story?" news, Liam Gallagher - one half of the crotchety asshole brother band Oasis - and The Wire star Idris Elba got into a fight over some stupid bullshit. Idris apparently messed up Liam's hair, so Liam threw Idris' hat across the room. Oh, and Liam has no idea who Idris even is. So there's that. From Absolute Radio (via DS): Of the suggestion that he stole Elba's hat, Gallagher said: "No, I didn't. I don't go grabbing anyone. "He messed my f**king hair up, so I pulled ...

HAHAHAHA: Brandi Glanville’s Writing A Relationship Guide Book

brandi glanville Brandi Glanville has already "written" one book, and now she's got a deal to pen another one - this one, a relationship guide. Because if there's one person you want to take love advice from, it's the woman who spent $10,000 of her cheating ex-husband's money to redo her vagina and now gets in constant Twitter fights with the woman he ran off with. What a recipe for success! From US Weekly: "I am really excited," she gushed to Us Weekly in an exclusive interview about the new nonfiction t...

Newsflash: Donald Trump’s a Racist!

donald trump I guess we're all acting surprised that Donald Trump has said something (else) unabashedly racist by claiming that most of the crime in America is committed by "blacks and hispanics" and encouraging his followers to stop being so politically correct... and instead to start targeting minorities for being oppressed by assholes like himself, I guess??? According to Bill O'Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks-if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%. 1% white.&mdas...

So, Miguel May Have Given That Woman At the Billboard Awards Brain Damage

miguel billboard music awards Hey guys, remember when Miguel kicked that woman in the head when he decided to jump like an asshole during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards last month? Turns out, it may be more serious than we first thought, as the victim, Khyati Shah, is apparently suffering from a neurological injury. From TMZ: Vip Bhola, Shah's lawyer, says, "Some of the difficulties she's experiencing are cognitive in nature and lead to suspicion of a neurological head injury." Bhola says BMA responded...

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Finalize Their Divorce

kim kardashian kris humphries It's the news you weren't all waiting for and probably thought already happened: a judge has finalised Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce. In fact, what happened before was that they'd only reached a settlement. This time around, an actual judgment has been filed and they're officially no longer married. Go get that ring, Kanye! LOL. From E! Online: After countless months of court hearings, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce is officially final. E! News has obtained the final divorce judgment, which was filed late Monda...

Kate Winslet is Pregnant With Her Third Child

kate winslet Kate Winslet married some bro called Ned Rocknroll last December, and now they're having their first babyfriend together! It's not Kate's first - she's already got a 12-year-old daughter named Mia and a 9-year-old son Joe. Lots of people have been giving her shit about the fact that she's had three kids now by three different fathers (don't even get me started on that), but I say good for her. From People: The Titanic actress, 37, and her husband Ned Rocknroll are expecting their first chil...

Does Amanda Bynes Have a Secret Twitter Account That’s Even Crazier Than Her Regular One?

persiannyc Amanda Bynes says some crazy shit on Twitter. Of course she does! It's her official press release outlet and photo agency, which is why we love following her. But things took on a darker turn yesterday when it was discovered that she may also be running a secret Twitter account where she's posting even crazier shit - shit like wanting to cut people's faces and hearing voices in her head. Oh, dear. Here's the deal - the account handle @persiannyc27 now has a few thousand followers (because the ...

Will Arnett Is Afraid To Get Back Into The Dating Game

will arnett Will Arnett and Amy Poehler broke the collective heart of the comedy loving world when they ended their nine year marriage late last year, but you know what they say - shit happens. While Amy has been romantically linked to several people since then, Will has kept a relatively low profile, and it seems there's a good reason for it: he's scared of dating. From Details: DETAILS: How has the dating game changed since you were last out there? Will Arnett: Well, I'm not officially dating. DETAILS: Are you afraid to get back out there? Will Arnett: ...

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michael douglas wife Michael Douglas' ex-wife says "not me" when it comes to HPV [The Superficial] Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went to London to take pictures [Lainey Gossip] Paris Hilton wears a nice garden dress... that you can see right up [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Bar Refaeli celebrates her birthday nearly naked [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Demi Moore really needed to rid herself of Ashton Kutcher [ICYDK] The name of Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan's baby has been revealed! [Celebitchy] Emma Watson is looking pretty chic these days, don't you think? [I'm Not Obsessed] Som...

Brad Pitt Commends Angelina Jolie For Her Heroism

angelina jolie brad pitt Angelina Jolie was incredibly brave not only to undergo a preventative mastectomy, but also to share that experience publicly in the hopes of inspiring other women to take control of their own health - a notion that hasn't gone unnoticed by anyone, especially not Brad Pitt. The couple attended the London premiere of his new movie World War Z, where he told reporters how proud of his partner he is for her heroism. From E! Online: Brad Pitt is not the least surprised that Angelina Jolie has been so public ab...

Oh, Dear of the Day: Geri Halliwell Tried to Seduce George Michael

george michael geri halliwell You've gotta love Geri Halliwell. She's just hilarious - and totally, unabashedly nuts. She'll sing Spice Girls in a pub to a bunch of old codgers who have no idea who she is, she'll livetweet her Tube ride and she'll try to bed hopelessly gay men... which is exactly what she did with George Michael upon meeting him back in the day. Eek, talk about barking up the wrong tree! From The Sun: The former Spice Girl was determined to bed the Careless Whisper star – having fantasised about marrying him. But she misread the ...