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Kendall Jenner Thinks Kris and Bruce Divorce Rumors Are “Stupid”

kris jenner bruce jenner Khloe Kardashian let it leak last week that Kris and Bruce Jenner are totally living in separate houses, leading some to believe their marriage might be coming to an end in the near future. While Khloe thinks it's a bit weird for a married couple to need entirely different living spaces, she insisted that nothing is wrong with the relationship and they're not having problems or anything. Yeah, okay. Anyhow, now Kendall Jenner has felt the need to come out and protest the naysayers, calling it "just stupid" t...

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britney spears Oh dear, Britney got a remix and she's not too happy about it [OMG Blog] Leonardo DiCaprio took his latest side piece to Versailles [Lainey Gossip] I wouldn't mind a lap dance like this from Rihanna, to be honest [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Here's some ironic news: Joe Francis wants to sue over his sex tape [Starpulse] Is Katie Holmes still the real life Carrie Bradshaw? [Splash News Online] Jennifer Garner goes grocery shopping, remains really adorably normal [I'm Not Obsessed] Miley Cyrus still hasn't really worked out the whole twer...

Beyoncé BabyGate (LOL): Does This Look Like a Pregnant Woman To You?

beyonce Beyoncé isn't pregnant - or is she? (She's not.) Despite denials by her record label (er, or Gayle King, but whatever) and by Bey herself via photos of herself drinking wine and smoking cigars, people are still talking about this shit. So here, we examine the state of Beyoncé's abs and ask ourselves, "Does it look like there's a baby in there?" The answer is, obviously, no. I hear many of our resident naysayers grumbling about how of course she's not pregnant, she was never pregnant even with Blue Ivy,...

Octomom Nadya Suleman Is Being Investigated For Welfare Fraud

octomom nadya suleman Wap wap waaaaaaap. Octomom Nadya Suleman may have taken the piss out of the US welfare system for the last time, as she's now being investigated for fraud. Basically, she claimed she was broke when she wasn't (that porn must've made her some dough) and now the government is seizing her financial records to prove that she's been stealing money from taxpayers. Get angry, America! From TMZ: Welfare fraud officials obtained a search warrant to seize Octo's financial and employment records -- b...

The New Season of ‘True Blood’ Is Coming!

The sixth season of True Blood kicks off next week, and while I've never watched a single episode (I'm BUSY, okay?), I know this will excite lots of people. Hot vampire sex! Blood lust! Alexander Skarsgard without a shirt! Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin doing... whatever it is they do! It's all going to be great! Truth be told, I'd definitely watch this show if there wasn't already six seasons in. It's just too much to catch up on and I feel exhausted just thinking about it. I can't commit! Anyone want to write me a lengthy and detailed summary of everything that's happened before? Yes, I know I could just read the Sooki Stackhouse books (even though the TV series is probably wildly different), but I'm lazy.
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/> The sixth season of True Blood kicks off next week, and while I've never watched a single episode (I'm BUSY, okay?), I know this will excite lots of people. Hot vampire sex! Blood lust! Alexander Skarsgard without a shirt! Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin doing... whatever it is they do! It's all going to be great! Truth be told, I'd definitely watch this show if there wasn't already six seasons in. It's just too much to catch up on and I feel exhausted just thinking about it. I can't commit! Anyone ...

Erin Brockovich Got Arrested For Driving a Boat Drunk

erin brockovich Yes, we're talking about the real Erin Brockovich here, not Julia Roberts in high heels and a mini-skirt. They're called boobs, Ed. Here's how it happened: Erin got drunk and decided it'd be a fine time for some boating, so she did just that and then the police (the FUN police) took her in and threw the book at her. She was released on $1k bail shortly after, but damn. Can't anyone get absolutely pissed and take to the high seas anymore? If not, pirates are in trouble. From People: Erin ...

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amanda Amanda Bynes surfaces in an unlikely place, looking dirty as hell [Amy Grindhouse] Well, Miranda Kerr certainly is... flexible these days [The Superficial] Is Saoirse Ronan headed for a role as The Scarlet Witch? [Lainey Gossip] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's nipples are in a great mood today [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Uh, if you ever wondered what Brandi Glanville's lady area looked like... [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Alexander Skarsgard is really working those biceps, it seems [Socialite Life] Carrie Underwoo...

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Exclusive... Kristin Cavallari Leaving A Hair Salon In Beverly Hills Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler got married in a secret ceremony [ICYDK] Miley Cyrus is getting pretty desperate for you to buy her new single [Amy Grindhouse] Justin Bieber thinks he rules the entire world now [The Superficial] Kate Upton has a wardrobe malfunction, shows off her nipple [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Pole dancing is more of a sport than you might think [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] I'm starting to get a little scared for 'Superman's Henry Cavill [Lainey Gossip] W...

Jessica Simpson Sued For Using Some Guy’s Baby On a Magazine Cover

ok magazine A New Orleans man is suing Jessica Simpson, claiming that she tried to make money off his baby by posing in a photo with him that appeared on the cover of OK Magazine. Christopher Hurst went to a meet-and-greet with Jessica back in 2011 where he brought his infant son and handed him over to her for a few photos to be snapped. The photo was then used on OK's cover and now the guy claims that she was trying to pretend it was her baby (despite the fact that she has a DAUGHTER who looks nothing like this kid) and wanted to cash...

Kanye West Is “Too Squeamish” To Be With Kim Kardashian During Labor

Kanye West Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian is due to give birth to Kanye West's child any time now, and he'll most definitely be there to support her... from the waiting room. Turns out, Kanye has no plans of being in the delivery room as his baby shoots out of Kim's vagina because he's "too squeamish" to be witnessing all that grown up girly stuff. Yuck! From In Touch Weekly: In Touch can exclusively reveal that although Kanye has assured his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian he plans to be at the hospital when s...

Why Not? Karl Lagerfeld Wants to Marry His Cat, Choupette

karl lagerfeld Never has there been a holier union than that between man and his pet cat. Karl Lagerfeld and Choupette have found true love, and Karl would love nothing better than to seal the deal and yet... it is impossible. Life is so unfair! From CNN (via DS again): The eccentric 79-year-old said he was disappointed that there was "no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals". "I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat," he is quoted as saying. Choupette has it better than...

Emma Watson Almost Quit Acting After ‘Harry Potter’

emma watson Stop me if you've heard this one before (because I feel like I have), but Emma Watson was really to throw in the ole acting towel after production ended on the final Harry Potter film a couple of years back. Basically, she'd grown up on camera and wanted to take a break and figure out who she was and if this is something she could actually see herself doing long-term. The answer was obviously yes (for now), but let's let Emma tell us. From Total Film (via DS): "It's funny because people ar...