Shakira's got big plans for her musical future, if that's your thing [I'm Not Obsessed]
Did Kanye West cheat on Kim with this triflin 24-year-old? [The Frisky]
Who wants to see Martin Freeman continue his search for gold? [The Superficial]
Surprise! Kim Kardashian is petrified of giving birth [Celebitchy]
Whatever happened to Taylor Kitsch becoming a big star? [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Upton got her tits out again, in case you haven't seen them enough [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Urban Outfitters is going for the whole "perverted summer ca...
If there's one thing Rihanna loves, it's getting naked. She's young, she's hip, she's got a great body - why not strip down? She certainly hasn't been shy about stripping down, but some people aren't too happy about it - particularly some folks in Dublin, where RiRi's got a concert coming up. Some friendly city dwellers have taken it upon themselves to protect Rihanna's modesty and have started stapling clothes to her billboards.
Haha! What a lovely gesture, eh? Not to mention I don't think anyone will...
One word that's never been used to describe Kanye West is "modesty", and that's part of the reason we hate love him. He's so unabashedly up his own ass that he can't see the light of day, and that's what makes his rare interviews so entertaining. Take his new profile in The New York Times (only the best for Yeezy!) - he spends the entire thing talking about how great he is with zero fucks given. You have to applaud such intense dedication to assholery.
Of course we're still talking about the...
Maybe Ellen Page isn't having vampire sex after all [Celebitchy]
Chad Ochocinco got arrested for slapping his lawyer's ass in court [The Superficial]
It seems like Jake Gyllenhaal is getting a little desperate, no? [Lainey Gossip]
Glad to see Olivia Munn has no problem getting naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Jamie Lynn Sigler's pregnant, but she's still showing off her body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
In case you forgot, Rihanna is one classy broady [Celebslam]
Christina Ricci is about to play an axe murderer and it's going to be awesome [The Frisky]
Surprise! Justin Bi...
As you may recall, MIA is embroiled in a pretty intense custody battle with her ex, Benjamin Bronfman, over their 4-year-old son Ikhyd and it just keeps getting worse. MIA wanted to take the kid to the UK, Benjamin put in a court order to stop it and that was that. However, MIA is getting a bit fed up and has now filed an order claiming that the kid's human rights have been violated by not allowing him to go back to the UK, even though the court argued that taking him back when his father lives ...
She may not get a choice, however. While Kendall and Kylie have always sorta floated along in the background of the Kardashian family's insane collection of reality shows, she's pretty okay with it. She still gets all the "opportunities" (as she calls them) associated with fame without having to actually be on camera 24/7 like her sisters. However, producer (LOL) Ryan Seacrest wants her to be a bigger part of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to portray her "coming of age" story. Oh, brother.
...
Matthew Morrison is the most boring fucker on the planet who - if his interviews are anything to go by - thinks rather highly of himself. He also apparently takes his Glee character way too seriously and wants to capitalise on co-star Cory Monteith's recent rehab stint by publicly chastising himself for not recognising that the younger actor needed help. Because, you know, he's actually Finn and you're actually Will Scheuster and you're his mentor and Glee is real life and... ugh, shut up.
From Reveal (vi...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, a life without risk, isn't really a life at all. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Will Smith photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: john with "The on field re enactment of “after earth” is not going as well as Will hoped....
Lil Kim is suffering from whiplash after getting into a car accident recently. The news came from Kim herself, who took to Twitter to share the update with her fans. Figures, since she's so unrecognisable that the police on the scene probably didn't even realise it was her.
Hi My Luvs. I'm ok minor car accident that left me w/ whip Lash now I'm stuck wearing this stupid brace 4 a week and a half but I'll be fine— Lil' Kim (@LilKim) June 10, 2013
thank u all for ur prayers and support I Luv u all God is Great ! #mykillerbe...
Selena Gomez may have made a new love connection [Celebslam]
I guess '90210' residuals aren't all that high for Ian Ziering [The Superficial]
Well, Superman's Henry Cavill is winning the sexy battle lately [Lainey Gossip]
Oh look, Katherine Webb's got her tits out again! Hurray! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Um, Bar Rafeali apparently pees standing up... but okay! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Amy Adams isn't afraid to say it: she's not popping out more babies [Celebitchy]
We've really been ...
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are the weirdest couple ever, but it looks like they're here to stay a while longer because rumour has it they may be planning a wedding in the UK in the near future. Mila's been filming Jupiter Ascending over "across the pond", as they say (I hate that expression) and apparently the couple have grown fond of it. I don't blame them on that front - I miss England every day and can't wait to get back.
Anyhoo, from The Daily Star (so BIG grain of salt suggested)...
We all knew Prince Harry was a total babe, but you can add to that the fact that he's a really stand-up guy because it turns out, he actually defended a fellow soldier against a homophobic attack by other, more dickish soldiers back in 2008. Harry never told anyone about this, of course - he just did his thing and moved on in his life. It's the soldier whose ass he saved who revealed the incident in his new autobiography.
From Digital Spy:
Lance Corporal James Wharton, who was Prince Harry...
Shakira's got big plans for her musical future, if that's your thing [I'm Not Obsessed]
Did Kanye West cheat on Kim with this triflin 24-year-old? [The Frisky]
Who wants to see Martin Freeman continue his search for gold? [The Superficial]
Surprise! Kim Kardashian is petrified of giving birth [Celebitchy]
Whatever happened to Taylor Kitsch becoming a big star? [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Upton got her tits out again, in case you haven't seen them enough [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Urban Outfitters is going for the whole "perverted summer ca...
If there's one thing Rihanna loves, it's getting naked. She's young, she's hip, she's got a great body - why not strip down? She certainly hasn't been shy about stripping down, but some people aren't too happy about it - particularly some folks in Dublin, where RiRi's got a concert coming up. Some friendly city dwellers have taken it upon themselves to protect Rihanna's modesty and have started stapling clothes to her billboards.
Haha! What a lovely gesture, eh? Not to mention I don't think anyone will...
One word that's never been used to describe Kanye West is "modesty", and that's part of the reason we hate love him. He's so unabashedly up his own ass that he can't see the light of day, and that's what makes his rare interviews so entertaining. Take his new profile in The New York Times (only the best for Yeezy!) - he spends the entire thing talking about how great he is with zero fucks given. You have to applaud such intense dedication to assholery.
Of course we're still talking about the...
Maybe Ellen Page isn't having vampire sex after all [Celebitchy]
Chad Ochocinco got arrested for slapping his lawyer's ass in court [The Superficial]
It seems like Jake Gyllenhaal is getting a little desperate, no? [Lainey Gossip]
Glad to see Olivia Munn has no problem getting naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Jamie Lynn Sigler's pregnant, but she's still showing off her body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
In case you forgot, Rihanna is one classy broady [Celebslam]
Christina Ricci is about to play an axe murderer and it's going to be awesome [The Frisky]
Surprise! Justin Bi...
As you may recall, MIA is embroiled in a pretty intense custody battle with her ex, Benjamin Bronfman, over their 4-year-old son Ikhyd and it just keeps getting worse. MIA wanted to take the kid to the UK, Benjamin put in a court order to stop it and that was that. However, MIA is getting a bit fed up and has now filed an order claiming that the kid's human rights have been violated by not allowing him to go back to the UK, even though the court argued that taking him back when his father lives ...
She may not get a choice, however. While Kendall and Kylie have always sorta floated along in the background of the Kardashian family's insane collection of reality shows, she's pretty okay with it. She still gets all the "opportunities" (as she calls them) associated with fame without having to actually be on camera 24/7 like her sisters. However, producer (LOL) Ryan Seacrest wants her to be a bigger part of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to portray her "coming of age" story. Oh, brother.
...
Matthew Morrison is the most boring fucker on the planet who - if his interviews are anything to go by - thinks rather highly of himself. He also apparently takes his Glee character way too seriously and wants to capitalise on co-star Cory Monteith's recent rehab stint by publicly chastising himself for not recognising that the younger actor needed help. Because, you know, he's actually Finn and you're actually Will Scheuster and you're his mentor and Glee is real life and... ugh, shut up.
From Reveal (vi...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, a life without risk, isn't really a life at all. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Will Smith photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: john with "The on field re enactment of “after earth” is not going as well as Will hoped....
Lil Kim is suffering from whiplash after getting into a car accident recently. The news came from Kim herself, who took to Twitter to share the update with her fans. Figures, since she's so unrecognisable that the police on the scene probably didn't even realise it was her.
Hi My Luvs. I'm ok minor car accident that left me w/ whip Lash now I'm stuck wearing this stupid brace 4 a week and a half but I'll be fine— Lil' Kim (@LilKim) June 10, 2013
thank u all for ur prayers and support I Luv u all God is Great ! #mykillerbe...
Selena Gomez may have made a new love connection [Celebslam]
I guess '90210' residuals aren't all that high for Ian Ziering [The Superficial]
Well, Superman's Henry Cavill is winning the sexy battle lately [Lainey Gossip]
Oh look, Katherine Webb's got her tits out again! Hurray! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Um, Bar Rafeali apparently pees standing up... but okay! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Amy Adams isn't afraid to say it: she's not popping out more babies [Celebitchy]
We've really been ...
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are the weirdest couple ever, but it looks like they're here to stay a while longer because rumour has it they may be planning a wedding in the UK in the near future. Mila's been filming Jupiter Ascending over "across the pond", as they say (I hate that expression) and apparently the couple have grown fond of it. I don't blame them on that front - I miss England every day and can't wait to get back.
Anyhoo, from The Daily Star (so BIG grain of salt suggested)...
We all knew Prince Harry was a total babe, but you can add to that the fact that he's a really stand-up guy because it turns out, he actually defended a fellow soldier against a homophobic attack by other, more dickish soldiers back in 2008. Harry never told anyone about this, of course - he just did his thing and moved on in his life. It's the soldier whose ass he saved who revealed the incident in his new autobiography.
From Digital Spy:
Lance Corporal James Wharton, who was Prince Harry...