Kanye West's clusterfuck of a new album, Yeezus, leaked online last week... as albums released after 2005 inevitably have. Everyone expected it and it's not really a big deal - plenty of studies have shown that leaks don't actually impact album sales - but Def Jam is piiiiiissed and on the hunt for the person responsible for putting the songs online. Who really cares? Well, not Kanye. While the label is starting a veritable witch hunt for the leaker, Kanye's sorta just shrugging and probably concent...
Bet you can't guess what Taylor Momsen will be doing next! [ICYDK]
Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to go looking for better jacuzzis [The Superficial]
Henry Cavill is having a pretty good week so far, I'd say [Lainey Gossip]
Kelly Brook gets her tits out (surprise!) on the beach in Cancun [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Former Miss USA winners get naked for some PETA campaign [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kate Upton's been prancing around the Hamptons in nearly nothing [Celebitchy]
Carmen Ortega is apparently pretty famou...
We all know Miley Cyrus is going through some shit, as reflected in her new "music". If single 'We Can't Stop' is anything to go by (as well as all the "Liam left her because she's a party animal stories), she spends much of her time doing drugs, drinking and twerking. As you do at that age, I guess? I don't know, that was never my scene. In any case, Miley wants us all to know that in the process of her rebirth as the poor man's white Rihanna, she found herself and got in contact with her spirit's essence or s...
Hold the phone! Chris Brown - infamous woman beater, gay hater and general piece of shit - has taken a stand against the injustices of homophobia and stepped out as a supporter of gay rights and "ethnic minorities" in the hopes of changing the world. LOL! I can't with this asshole. Anyhow, he's going to do this by... releasing a song. If you're as confused by the logic as I am, let's let Chris explain it himself, shall we?
The new single is apart of my "UNITY CAMPAIGN" which encou...
Well, America's William & Kate ruined a child's life by welcoming their first baby on Saturday in Los Angeles nearly five weeks ahead of schedule ('cos don't even play me and try to say homegirl delivered naturally). While we still don't know baby Kimye's name, we're already talking about where she'll make her exclusive debut, with many guessing that she'll show up on Keeping Up with the Kardashians since the show is still filming for the next few months. Oh, goody!
From Deadline:
Her sex was revealed on the Season 8 premiere of E!‘s K...
Sure, why not? Adele apparently installed bulletproof glass in her £5 million London home in order to "protect her family", apparently. This, according to The Daily Mail, that bastion of fine journalism that can always be counted on for the truest and most important news stories out there.
Even though the house is in a pretty richy rich neighbourhood where other high rollers live, as well, no doubt, Adele thinks they all - herself, boyfriend Simon Konecki and son Angelo - need extra security, hence the bulletproof windows...
A big ole slice of GTFO goes out to Salma Hayek on this fine Sunday for saying that her body after giving birth - that's right, the leftover weight from having CREATED AND GIVEN BIRTH TO A WHOLE NEW LIFE was, by her estimations, a disfigurement. Anyone who has a pair of working eyes (or even one, we're not picky!) knows Salma Hayek is downright hot. Like all women, she put on a moderate amount of weight when pregnant with her now 5-year-old daughter Valentina back in 2007. That completely norm...
We usually only publish five stories a day on the weekend, but this story warranted a sixth. Nigella Lawson - everyone's favourite effervescent, stunningly gorgeous TV chef who has never made a dish that wasn't delectable - was literally choked by her husband, the billionaire art collector Charles Saatchi. This incident happened IN BROAD DAYLIGHT outside a London restaurant, where photographers snapped plenty of photos and lots of people witnessed the incident... and not a goddamn one of them intervened. Lovely.
The Sunday People published the original photos and the following story:
Fel...
Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she's not), and she's starting to want to make amends with all the people she's called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake... sorta.
Here's the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:
"I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter."
...
I'm going to say something that my colleague Catherine St. Ives won't like very much but that everyone is thinking: Paul McCartney needs to sit the hell down and retire already. Like, I know the Beatles are legendary and you're an incredible songwriter, etc, but the glory days are over, bro. Let them go. The message isn't getting through, though, and he's been doing quite a few shows. One of those is Bonnaroo, where he stopped midway through his set on Friday night when he smelled some seriou...
Conrad Murray is currently behind bars where his sorry excuse for a physician ass belongs, but a court case is still ongoing between Michael Jackson's estate and AEG, the concert promotion giant who basically tried to make millions off of the late star even if it killed him (and still after it did). Anyhoo, some weird ass "evidence" entered the courtroom this past week when Lionel Richie's ex-wife (LOL why) Brenda Harvey claimed that Jacko's ghost visited her and cleared up any confusion by i...
Carly Rae Jepsen is a bit of an enigma in that I have no idea how she thinks her career has any longevity about it. Sure, 'Call Me Maybe' was a runaway hit and she did that stupid song with the Ben Gibbard rip-off that is Owl City, but beyond that... no. In any case, apparently Disney thinks she's worth investing in because they're letting her cover 'Part of Your World' for the Diamond Edition Blu-Ray and DVD release of The Little Mermaid later this year.
Oh, brother. First of all, why in the h...
Kanye West's clusterfuck of a new album, Yeezus, leaked online last week... as albums released after 2005 inevitably have. Everyone expected it and it's not really a big deal - plenty of studies have shown that leaks don't actually impact album sales - but Def Jam is piiiiiissed and on the hunt for the person responsible for putting the songs online. Who really cares? Well, not Kanye. While the label is starting a veritable witch hunt for the leaker, Kanye's sorta just shrugging and probably concent...
Bet you can't guess what Taylor Momsen will be doing next! [ICYDK]
Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to go looking for better jacuzzis [The Superficial]
Henry Cavill is having a pretty good week so far, I'd say [Lainey Gossip]
Kelly Brook gets her tits out (surprise!) on the beach in Cancun [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Former Miss USA winners get naked for some PETA campaign [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kate Upton's been prancing around the Hamptons in nearly nothing [Celebitchy]
Carmen Ortega is apparently pretty famou...
We all know Miley Cyrus is going through some shit, as reflected in her new "music". If single 'We Can't Stop' is anything to go by (as well as all the "Liam left her because she's a party animal stories), she spends much of her time doing drugs, drinking and twerking. As you do at that age, I guess? I don't know, that was never my scene. In any case, Miley wants us all to know that in the process of her rebirth as the poor man's white Rihanna, she found herself and got in contact with her spirit's essence or s...
Hold the phone! Chris Brown - infamous woman beater, gay hater and general piece of shit - has taken a stand against the injustices of homophobia and stepped out as a supporter of gay rights and "ethnic minorities" in the hopes of changing the world. LOL! I can't with this asshole. Anyhow, he's going to do this by... releasing a song. If you're as confused by the logic as I am, let's let Chris explain it himself, shall we?
The new single is apart of my "UNITY CAMPAIGN" which encou...
Well, America's William & Kate ruined a child's life by welcoming their first baby on Saturday in Los Angeles nearly five weeks ahead of schedule ('cos don't even play me and try to say homegirl delivered naturally). While we still don't know baby Kimye's name, we're already talking about where she'll make her exclusive debut, with many guessing that she'll show up on Keeping Up with the Kardashians since the show is still filming for the next few months. Oh, goody!
From Deadline:
Her sex was revealed on the Season 8 premiere of E!‘s K...
Sure, why not? Adele apparently installed bulletproof glass in her £5 million London home in order to "protect her family", apparently. This, according to The Daily Mail, that bastion of fine journalism that can always be counted on for the truest and most important news stories out there.
Even though the house is in a pretty richy rich neighbourhood where other high rollers live, as well, no doubt, Adele thinks they all - herself, boyfriend Simon Konecki and son Angelo - need extra security, hence the bulletproof windows...
A big ole slice of GTFO goes out to Salma Hayek on this fine Sunday for saying that her body after giving birth - that's right, the leftover weight from having CREATED AND GIVEN BIRTH TO A WHOLE NEW LIFE was, by her estimations, a disfigurement. Anyone who has a pair of working eyes (or even one, we're not picky!) knows Salma Hayek is downright hot. Like all women, she put on a moderate amount of weight when pregnant with her now 5-year-old daughter Valentina back in 2007. That completely norm...
We usually only publish five stories a day on the weekend, but this story warranted a sixth. Nigella Lawson - everyone's favourite effervescent, stunningly gorgeous TV chef who has never made a dish that wasn't delectable - was literally choked by her husband, the billionaire art collector Charles Saatchi. This incident happened IN BROAD DAYLIGHT outside a London restaurant, where photographers snapped plenty of photos and lots of people witnessed the incident... and not a goddamn one of them intervened. Lovely.
The Sunday People published the original photos and the following story:
Fel...
Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she's not), and she's starting to want to make amends with all the people she's called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake... sorta.
Here's the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:
"I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter."
...
I'm going to say something that my colleague Catherine St. Ives won't like very much but that everyone is thinking: Paul McCartney needs to sit the hell down and retire already. Like, I know the Beatles are legendary and you're an incredible songwriter, etc, but the glory days are over, bro. Let them go. The message isn't getting through, though, and he's been doing quite a few shows. One of those is Bonnaroo, where he stopped midway through his set on Friday night when he smelled some seriou...
Conrad Murray is currently behind bars where his sorry excuse for a physician ass belongs, but a court case is still ongoing between Michael Jackson's estate and AEG, the concert promotion giant who basically tried to make millions off of the late star even if it killed him (and still after it did). Anyhoo, some weird ass "evidence" entered the courtroom this past week when Lionel Richie's ex-wife (LOL why) Brenda Harvey claimed that Jacko's ghost visited her and cleared up any confusion by i...
Carly Rae Jepsen is a bit of an enigma in that I have no idea how she thinks her career has any longevity about it. Sure, 'Call Me Maybe' was a runaway hit and she did that stupid song with the Ben Gibbard rip-off that is Owl City, but beyond that... no. In any case, apparently Disney thinks she's worth investing in because they're letting her cover 'Part of Your World' for the Diamond Edition Blu-Ray and DVD release of The Little Mermaid later this year.
Oh, brother. First of all, why in the h...