Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kesha Officiates Her Second Gay Wedding — Does She Have A New Calling?

kesha The last time we heard from Kesha, she was urging us all to rescue stray kittens like the good and kind-hearted soul she is. She's generally been keeping a low profile these past couple of years since seeking treatment for her eating disorder and going public with allegations against Dr. Luke, which is probably for the best. But just because the newest thing the radios have to play us from Kesha is that stupid "Timber" song with Pitbull (which is a total earworm, I have to admit) doesn't mean...

Diddy Won’t Face Charges After UCLA Altercation

diddy You may remember a few months back when Diddy was arrested for allegedly assaulting the UCLA football coach who dared not to treat Diddy's son like a special snowflake. The teenager, Justin, had been skipping practices and generally being a little shit, and his coach refused to put up with it, leading Diddy to pick up a kettlebell and beat the coach with it to... I don't know, teach him a lesson? Get his own way? Whatever the case, Diddy has somehow managed to avoid charges in this case. As T...

Caitlyn Jenner Still Thinks That Car Crash She Caused Was No Big Deal

caitlyn jenner matt lauer Oh, Caitlyn Jenner. Why do you make it so hard to like you sometimes? In early 2015, Jenner caused a serious accident on a Los Angeles freeway that resulted in the death of a 69-year-old woman and injured five others. The family of the woman who died are filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Jenner, who was clearly at fault (a lawsuit with she wants thrown out, of course), but until this thing goes to court, Caitlyn isn't really all that concerned about it, which is clear enough in her ha...

Caitlyn Jenner’s Style Is Inspired By Angelina Jolie

caitlyn jenner Caitlyn Jenner is still discovering her likes and dislikes now that she's embraced herself as a woman, and that means working out what her personal style is. She's pretty lucky in that she's a millionaire with endless amounts of money to buy whatever she wants, get her hair and makeup done all the time, etc. But what does Caitlyn like, and who is she inspired by? Angelina Jolie, of course. In last week's episode of I Am Cait, Caitlyn got stylist Jen Rade in to help get her ready for her Espy Aw...

Justin Bieber Is A “Relationship Type Of Guy”

justin bieber Justin Bieber is no stranger to the world of women. He's been in an on-again, off-again relationship with Selena Gomez for years (though it seems that ship has finally sailed for the final time, fingers crossed) and has hooked up with probably more girls than numbers any of us could count. But he's not a player. Bieber fancies himself a "relationship type of guy", but he hasn't been able to commit since Selena since their relationship totally messed him up. In an interview with Australian r...

Chris Brown Pulled Out Of Gay Pride Gig Because There Were Gay Guys There

chris brown Another day, another opportunity for Chris Brown to show what an idiotic prick he is. This time around, he's afraid of getting cooties from gay guys. According to the Georgia Voice, Brown was due to perform at Atlanta Black Gay Pride over the weekend. His show was billed as "the biggest girl party of the century", but turns out, some gay boys turned up, as well, and he wasn't having it, so he walked out. Here's the report, via Joe My God: Brown failed to show up at The Georgia Freight De...

Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt Split After 18 Years Together

jon hamm jennifer westfeldt I know this is going to sound pretty terrible, but I'm surprised that Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt lasted as long as they did. I always felt they were a rather mismatched couple in a lot of ways, and while opposites attract and all that, but sometimes people just seem like they're from different planets entirely, and that was definitely the case with them. It seems Jon & Jen finally agree, because they've decided to end their relationship after 18 years together. “With great sadness, we...

Hugh Jackman Would “Seriously Consider” Playing James Bond

hugh jackman You guys, I'm feeling really torn right now. I sort of got really attached to the idea of Idris Elba as the new James Bond, but now Hugh Jackman is saying he wants to do it, too, and I think he could pull it off equally well so now I don't know what to think or how to feel! You see, Hugh was already in the running for the role years ago, but he was busy being Wolverine or whatever, so he had to pass. Now, however, his schedule's a bit less hectic and if the producers came calling, he'd "seri...

Katy Perry Went To Burning Man & Rode A Segway In A Dust Storm

katy perry I'm going to be honest with you: I don't really "get" Burning Man. I know it's basically just an excuse to experiment with psychedelics in the desert for a weekend and get dust up your ass crack, but like... is that it? Maybe there's nothing really to get about Burning Man, but the free love festival in Nevada's Black Rock Desert seems like my worst nightmare in every sense of the world. One celebrity disagreed with me, however, and that's Katy Perry. She embraced the chaos, wrapped a scarf aroun...

Damon Wayans Defends Bill Cosby, Says Some Women Are “Unrapeable”

damon wayans Sometimes I find myself feeling like as a human species, we've certainly plumbed the depths of human stupidity and ignorance, and there's no way we can really go any lower. We're at rock bottom here, right? But then someone - usually a public figure - says or does something so colossally boneheaded that I'm forced to reevaluate that idea and realize that, no, we can always get dumber and more horrible. Such is the case with Damon Wayans, who spoke up in the defense of habitual rapist and sexual a...

Chris Brown Wants Joint Custody Of Daughter Royalty

chris brown royalty Ever since it was revealed publicly that Chris Brown fathered a child with a model he had a one night stand with, he's decided to step up in the fatherhood department - at least somewhat - and be involved with his daughter Royalty's life, which I will actually commend him for. Now he thinks he's so fit for parenthood that he wants joint custody of the toddler, and he'll do whatever it takes to make sure it happens, including keeping the women and drugs away from his upcoming tour. From TMZ: Sources close to Chris tell us he's hired 5 new bodyguards to shadow ...

Rob Kardashian Isn’t Fat Anymore

rob Rob Kardashian has been a bit of an outcast in the family, well, since forever - but especially in the past couple of years, since he put on a serious amount of weight and they were all too embarrassed to be seen with him. Rob pretty much went into hiding, likely so he could eat his burgers and milkshakes in peace like the rest of us. But he must've upped his gym time and reduced his caloric intake, if the looks of his new Instagram pictures are anything to go by. It's unclear what changes he's...