Amy Adams is great, I think - she's cute (like, "as a button"), a great actress (yes, including Enchanted) and seems pretty down-to-earth in every interview I've seen her do. However, homegirl needs to hook herself up with some self-esteem because some of the quotes from her new feature in Allure are downright sad. Sure, no one wants to hear anyone - especially a celebrity - go on and on about how beautiful and wonderful they are, but Amy self-deprecation to the next level as she discussed the opportunity to be part of the new Superman film.
"...
Amanda Bynes has had a long and complicated "relationship" (in her head) with Drake, but alas, it's all come to an end. She began by wanting him to murder her vagina before changing her mind and calling him ugly. She then apologised and now apparently she just can't shake young Aubrey, as she's been forced to take to Twitter to tell him to stop blowing up her phone all the time because she just doesn't want to date him.
God, Drake, when will you learn? She just doesn't like you like that...
When Jenny McCarthy isn't staging interventions and crusading against immunizations for children, she's... modeling for a hamburger chain. That's right, Carl's Jr. has secured the in-demand star (LOL) as the face of some of their new shitty salads. Lord almighty.
Here's what Jenny had to say about the lucrative and not at all hilarious deal (from US Weekly):
"I'm excited to be the new Carl's Jr. salad babe. I'm loving all the ingredients in their new salad," McCarthy tells Us. "Each bite is scrumptiou...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, when you walk into a spider web, see how fast you turn into a ninja. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Sofia Vergara photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: Louie Louie with: "Ok folks which ones are max based and which are t...
Oh man, this is probably my favourite story I've read in a long while. Apparently John Stamos wishes that he ended up with Full House wife Lori Loughlin in real life and considers her to be 'the one that got away'. I LOVE IT! The pair dated way back in the day (before Full House, even) but it didn't last. What a shame!
From Huffington Post Live (via DS):
"We actually did date, we went on a date to Disneyland before we were both married. In real life, when we were 18, 19," Huff Post Live quotes Stamos a...
Don't expect Rihanna to show up on time to her own shows or anything [Amy Grindhouse]
Paris Jackson really hates Justin Bieber... just like the rest of us [The Superficial]
Eddie Murphy's girlfriend is getting in on the "look at my boobs" game [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
So, this isn't Emma Stone in her underwear, after all [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Is Jay-Z being a sell-out by teaming up with Samsung? [Celebitchy]
Isn't Sofia Vergara past the age of taking naked selfies? I g...
I swear I'll stop writing about this story soon (when someone chokes THIS asshole out), but Charles Saatchi has received an official caution for assaulting his wife, Nigella Lawson. But wait just a second, wasn't this whole incident totally all in good fun? Of course it was! He didn't accept the caution because he's GUILTY (even though that's exactly what accepting it means), but rather just so get it done and over with so he can continue his life as a rich, wife-abusing dickhead.
From The Evening Standard:
He said...
Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't been able to agree on a ridiculous enough K-name for their first child, or so the story goes. I have it on good authority that they actually HAVE chosen a name and if our ~source~ is right, it's horrendous, so let's hope People got it right and a birth certificate has yet to be printed.
"She was admitted with medical complications and her doctor made the decision that her baby needed to be delivered. Kim had a natural birth," the source says. "If ...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby girl doesn't even have a name yet (well, you know what I mean), but she's already the talk of the town. And by "the town", of course I mean every gossip site and entertainment publication ever. Even Kim's sister Khloe has gotten in on the fun, giving a "statement" about what "miracle" her new niece is and letting us know that more information will be revealed "when the time is right". So basically, when a magazine writes a check with a number that looks...
Farrah Abraham should know better than to become enemies with Charlie Sheen [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey's kids are getting pretty big really quickly [Lainey Gossip]
Even celebrity kids like getting naked sometimes, guys [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Vanessa Hudgens just can't seem to put any clothes on [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Adam Levine looks like an early '90s pothead but that's okay [The Frisky]
Well, glad to see Henry Cavill was such a stud in prep school [Socialite Life]
Kate Moss is still booking the best jobs, lands 'Vogu...
We're apparently all about the baby folk here at Evil Beet lately, and Kimye isn't the only one who's entered the world in recent weeks. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan also welcomed their first child, a little girl named Everly. SO CUTE. They shared the first photo on Father's Day on both of their Facebook pages, as you do.
That baby's pretty cute, although all babies sorta look the same when you first have them, so she doesn't really look like anything but a baby. But yay! Babies and fathers and mothers, oh my!...
Charles Saatchi, the nasty, wrinkled nutsack that somehow brainwashed Nigella Lawson into marrying him 10 years ago, was finally caught out (well, caught out AGAIN) as the total piece of shit he is when he was photographed repeatedly choking her at a London restaurant. Nigella left in tears and later is thought to have taken her 17-year-old son and moved out of the family house and Scotland Yard are investigating. But wait just a second, Charles has something to say. This whole thing is one big ...
Amy Adams is great, I think - she's cute (like, "as a button"), a great actress (yes, including Enchanted) and seems pretty down-to-earth in every interview I've seen her do. However, homegirl needs to hook herself up with some self-esteem because some of the quotes from her new feature in Allure are downright sad. Sure, no one wants to hear anyone - especially a celebrity - go on and on about how beautiful and wonderful they are, but Amy self-deprecation to the next level as she discussed the opportunity to be part of the new Superman film.
"...
Amanda Bynes has had a long and complicated "relationship" (in her head) with Drake, but alas, it's all come to an end. She began by wanting him to murder her vagina before changing her mind and calling him ugly. She then apologised and now apparently she just can't shake young Aubrey, as she's been forced to take to Twitter to tell him to stop blowing up her phone all the time because she just doesn't want to date him.
God, Drake, when will you learn? She just doesn't like you like that...
When Jenny McCarthy isn't staging interventions and crusading against immunizations for children, she's... modeling for a hamburger chain. That's right, Carl's Jr. has secured the in-demand star (LOL) as the face of some of their new shitty salads. Lord almighty.
Here's what Jenny had to say about the lucrative and not at all hilarious deal (from US Weekly):
"I'm excited to be the new Carl's Jr. salad babe. I'm loving all the ingredients in their new salad," McCarthy tells Us. "Each bite is scrumptiou...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, when you walk into a spider web, see how fast you turn into a ninja. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Sofia Vergara photo, here’s the winners below.
Winner: Louie Louie with: "Ok folks which ones are max based and which are t...
Oh man, this is probably my favourite story I've read in a long while. Apparently John Stamos wishes that he ended up with Full House wife Lori Loughlin in real life and considers her to be 'the one that got away'. I LOVE IT! The pair dated way back in the day (before Full House, even) but it didn't last. What a shame!
From Huffington Post Live (via DS):
"We actually did date, we went on a date to Disneyland before we were both married. In real life, when we were 18, 19," Huff Post Live quotes Stamos a...
Don't expect Rihanna to show up on time to her own shows or anything [Amy Grindhouse]
Paris Jackson really hates Justin Bieber... just like the rest of us [The Superficial]
Eddie Murphy's girlfriend is getting in on the "look at my boobs" game [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
So, this isn't Emma Stone in her underwear, after all [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Is Jay-Z being a sell-out by teaming up with Samsung? [Celebitchy]
Isn't Sofia Vergara past the age of taking naked selfies? I g...
I swear I'll stop writing about this story soon (when someone chokes THIS asshole out), but Charles Saatchi has received an official caution for assaulting his wife, Nigella Lawson. But wait just a second, wasn't this whole incident totally all in good fun? Of course it was! He didn't accept the caution because he's GUILTY (even though that's exactly what accepting it means), but rather just so get it done and over with so he can continue his life as a rich, wife-abusing dickhead.
From The Evening Standard:
He said...
Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't been able to agree on a ridiculous enough K-name for their first child, or so the story goes. I have it on good authority that they actually HAVE chosen a name and if our ~source~ is right, it's horrendous, so let's hope People got it right and a birth certificate has yet to be printed.
"She was admitted with medical complications and her doctor made the decision that her baby needed to be delivered. Kim had a natural birth," the source says. "If ...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby girl doesn't even have a name yet (well, you know what I mean), but she's already the talk of the town. And by "the town", of course I mean every gossip site and entertainment publication ever. Even Kim's sister Khloe has gotten in on the fun, giving a "statement" about what "miracle" her new niece is and letting us know that more information will be revealed "when the time is right". So basically, when a magazine writes a check with a number that looks...
Farrah Abraham should know better than to become enemies with Charlie Sheen [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey's kids are getting pretty big really quickly [Lainey Gossip]
Even celebrity kids like getting naked sometimes, guys [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Vanessa Hudgens just can't seem to put any clothes on [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Adam Levine looks like an early '90s pothead but that's okay [The Frisky]
Well, glad to see Henry Cavill was such a stud in prep school [Socialite Life]
Kate Moss is still booking the best jobs, lands 'Vogu...
We're apparently all about the baby folk here at Evil Beet lately, and Kimye isn't the only one who's entered the world in recent weeks. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan also welcomed their first child, a little girl named Everly. SO CUTE. They shared the first photo on Father's Day on both of their Facebook pages, as you do.
That baby's pretty cute, although all babies sorta look the same when you first have them, so she doesn't really look like anything but a baby. But yay! Babies and fathers and mothers, oh my!...
Charles Saatchi, the nasty, wrinkled nutsack that somehow brainwashed Nigella Lawson into marrying him 10 years ago, was finally caught out (well, caught out AGAIN) as the total piece of shit he is when he was photographed repeatedly choking her at a London restaurant. Nigella left in tears and later is thought to have taken her 17-year-old son and moved out of the family house and Scotland Yard are investigating. But wait just a second, Charles has something to say. This whole thing is one big ...