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miley cyrus We're really having a hard time getting Miley Cyrus to wear pants, aren't we? [The Superficial] Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are on another honeymoon [Lainey Gossip] Abby Clancey goes braless in a see-through black dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] I can't really say Jared Leto looks bad in drag, to be honest [Amy Grindhouse] Bar Refaeli does what she does best: models lingerie [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Want to know why Jennifer Aniston's wedding is on hold? [Celebitchy] Cameron Diaz is still filming 'The Other Woman' in New York [ICYDK] Paris Jackson wil...

Farrah Abraham Is A Graduate… of a Court-Mandated Alcohol Education Course, That Is

farrah abraham Farrah Abraham has proven herself to be a pretty useless human, sadly, so it's quite rare that stories about her are about anything positive. This one is... sort of! You see, Farrah Abraham has pursued a higher education, of sorts, and she's now a graduate... of a mandatory alcohol education class that was a condition of her probation in her DUI case. I mean, let's not split hairs here - sure, she'd go to jail if she didn't finish this class and she would never have had to go to the class if...

Paula Deen Continues To Lose Endorsements For Being an Unrepentant Racist

paula deen The fall out from Paula Deen's unabashed racism still ain't over! You might think since she lost her deal with Food Network (which has many a white folk up in arms) and has been publicly shamed despite her insistence that she's just "from another time" when I guess referring to black people by racist terms was a-okay, she'd fade into the background. But oh no! She hasn't lost everything just yet, so we've got to watch it all unfold. The latest sponsor to drop Paula on her ass is Smithfield - you know, the ...

Channing Tatum Showed You His Daughter Because He Knew You Jerks Wanted It

channing tatum baby Channing Tatum posted a photo of his and Jenna Dewan's new baby girl online on Father's Day for the world to see, and some people wondered why he put it on Facebook rather than getting a hefty sum from People or some other entertainment rag. Well, the answer is simple: paparazzi assholes would just keep chasing them for pics of the kid, so they decided to put one out there themselves to get photographers off their backs. From ET Canada: “We didn’t want to go through a tabloid — we just wanted to let it out so paparaz...

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kristen stewart Oh look, Kristen Stewart got her first tattoo [ICYDK] Farrah Abraham shows us her boobs... again [The Superficial] Who doesn't love a little Toni Collette? I do! [Lainey Gossip] Robbie Williams wants to make sure his daughter gets the good drugs [ICYDK] In case you can't get enough of Kate Upton's boobs (and you know you can't)... [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Alyssa Milano still hopes you find her topless body sexy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Miranda Kerr likes being a "submissive wif...

Rihanna Goes In On Daily Mail Columnist Liz Jones

rihanna Rihanna is famous for her "what-the-fuck-ever" attitude and we all (okay, some of us) love her for it. All she does is smoke, drink, give money to strippers, Instagram selfies and repost photos of herself from others and oh yeah, sometimes she sings and performs. I've always loved RiRi and always will, but I still recognise that she's a damn mess. Still, Rihanna knows this about herself and doesn't care. As she's repeatedly said - she's never aimed to be a role model for anyone and is still y...

Angelina Jolie Won’t Have Jonah Hill, Quentin Tarentino At Her Wedding To Brad Pitt

brad pitt angelina jolie This is probably my favourite story of the day because it's hilarious and insane. Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at odds over a few potential wedding guests, namely... Jonah Hill and Quentin Tarantino? Brad wants them there, Angelina says no way in hell - what will happen? Oh wait, I forgot to add that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn't welcome, either. Now THAT one is cold as ice. I can see Jonah because he's an asshole and Quentin is a bit insane, but why not Philip? He's getting clean! Angelina, ...

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

gty_henry_cavill_shanghai_ll_130619_ssv Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, without bad days we wouldn't know what a good day feels like. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won. As for last week’s Heidi Klum photo, here’s the winner below. Winner: john with "The little known NSA program “camel-toe patrol” is fully opera...

Don’t worry, North West’s Name Is “Symbolic”

kim kardashian kanye west There was a collective LOL heard 'round the world when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually named their daughter North (that was our tipster's info, so good to see they were reliable!), but the happy couple want you to hold the laughter and understand the deeper meaning here. That's right, North West's name is a symbol... and not of nonsense. According to TMZ, Kimye have said that they see the baby as the "North Star" and gave the best soundbite of the year when they apparently told friend...

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kim kardashian Kim Kardashian's putting those boobs to use [The Superficial] Who wants Tom Cruise to put his arm awkwardly around you? [Lainey Gossip] Miranda Kerr decides a see-through dress is the right way to go [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Ew, Adam Levine needs to put his shirt back on [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Miley Cyrus gets her own ode to twerking, because of course [The Frisky] Attention: Sandra Bullock's son Louis is still the cutest ever [Amy Grindhouse] Is anyone more baller than Jay-Z? Nope! [Splash News Online] It's going to be an EMPTY house for ...

Justin Bieber Is Banned From Indoor Skydiving in Las Vegas For Life

justin bieber Justin Bieber is a little shit, so I'm not quite sure why Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving didn't get payment from him before letting Baby Elvis and his entourage use the facilities. In any case, they didn't and instead, Justin & Co. had their fun and then left without paying the $1,600 AFTER faking posting a photo to his Instagram promoting the facility, which he was offered in lieu of the fee. Uhhh... I can't with this kid. From E! Online: The Biebs and some friends paid a visit to Las Vegas ...

Surprise! Chris Brown Is Still Assaulting Women!

chris brown Hey, you know how Chris Brown is totally reformed now and learned from his past mistakes and is really a decent guy who wants to make the world a better place now? SIKE! Only kidding. Instead of putting positivity into the world, he's gone and assaulted a random woman at that Anaheim nightclub gig he did last weekend. Apparently he pushed 24-year-old Deanna Gines to the ground when they met in the VIP section and now she has torn knee ligaments. Of course, his rep Nicole Perna seems to be as much of an idiot as Chris himself, and said: "I'm unaware of the incident, as is ...