Kat Von D just can't catch a break, can she? First, she's dumb enough to get with Jesse James besides knowing he was incapable of being faithful. Then she shacks up with Deadmau5 who has a dumb name, thinks proposing on Twitter is romantic and... is also a dirty cheater, apparently. You know what that means: no mermaid wedding! :(
Of course, we found all this out on Twitter (where else?) when Kat started airing Deadmau5 out yesterday (Wednesday) morning:
Man, I'm a fool.— Kat Von ...
Exactly how big of a douchebag is Jonah Hill? [The Superficial]
Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are still together, much to your dismay [Lainey Gossip]
Jenny Mollen, whoever that is, doesn't mind going see-through [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Is Snooki really going to be your new thinspiration? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh snap, Blake Lively has Ryan Reynolds whipped [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker makes an alright flapper [ICYDK]
Julia Roberts is still alive, still looking pretty great [Amy Grindhouse]
Try not to vomit, but Gwyneth Paltrow's giving a strip tease [Bohomo...
Rob Kardashian isn't doing much with his life besides shedding some pounds in the hopes of getting an endorsement deal (most likely) and selling overpriced socks, so what better way to get a bit of the limelight than by sticking your nose in and offering commentary on something that really doesn't involve you and no one cares about your opinion of? That's right, Rob has lashed out at "haters" of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby North West's name. Prepare for some deep philosophical thought here, peopl...
I believe I've made my opinion clear on this whole Annie remake: UGH, NO. Annie is an iconic film that never, ever needs to be remade, no matter how old it is. I'm stoked for little Quvenzhané Wallis, who'll be taking on the titular role, but Jamie Foxx needs to GTFO and the fact that now Cameron Diaz has signed on for Miss Hannigan makes me kind of want to jump off the nearest bridge.
From Deadline:
I’ve learned that Sony’s Columbia Pictures just concluded the negotiations with Cameron Diaz tod...
Paula Deen's life is sorta falling apart since she admitted to being a bit of a racist. She was fired by Food Network and Big Ham, and now she's also been dropped by Walmart and her restaurants will have to be rebranded following Caesar's Entertainment Corporation's decision to drop the four Deen-themed restaurants they were running. Oopsies!
Here's Caesars Entertainment Vice President Jan Jones Blackhurst's statement about their decision to stop working with Paula:
"While we appreciate Paula's ...
Oprah is the queen of everything, basically, and she's rich enough to buy the whole planet about 60 times over and still have money left over. Of course, since ending The Oprah Winfrey Show a few years ago and launching that shitshow of a network, O, she's sunk quite a bit of cash into a project that hasn't offered much (read: any) return, so you'd think her fortune had gone down a bit, right? WRONG.
Oprah's still raking it in, and has been voted atop the Forbes Most Powerful Celebrity list...
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have done really well with their marriage - meaning it's lasted nearly four years and counting! - but some people have been skeptical about just how long they'll stay together considering they got hitched after only knowing each other for about a month. While lots of couples would be pissed off that anyone dare question their love, Khloe totally gets it. After all, she'd judge herself, too!
From MTV News:
"I met him on August 27 and I married him on September 27, so it was 30 days. That's the first time I ever met him, so I completely understand everyone's criticism,...
What turns Ellen Page on? Feminist porn, of course [The Frisky]
Even bikinis can't make Hailey Baldwin happen [The Superficial]
JK Rowling is amazing, also a big fan of tennis [Lainey Gossip]
How about a little bit of sexy Miranda Kerr? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Amanda Bynes thinks Drake looks like he has Down Syndrome [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh, ew - Tan Mom poses topless yet again [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Michael Fassbender and Brad Pitt are going to be in the same movie [ICYDK]
Brandi Glanvi...
Halle Berry's been giving court testimony in front of the Assembly Committee on Public Safety in California in an effort to get a judge to put a law into place that prohibits paparazzi from getting all up in celebrities' faces, particularly when they have kids with them. Apparently her daughter Nahla was pretty scared of photographers and Halle thinks kids shouldn't have to live in fear, which I can dig.
Here's part of her testimony (via DS):
"My daughter doesn't want to go to school because s...
Kanye West is someone's father now, and while that might change a man's life - or at least make him slightly more aware of his own behaviour - that certainly isn't the case here. You may remember a sex tape featuring the rapper was being shopped around in September 2012, yeah? Turns out, he almost released it himself because... I don't know, because he's Kanye West and nothing he does makes sense.
From W Magazine:
Last year, when someone threatened to go public with a recording he’d made ...
Watch out, LA - the Queen of Food Porn (or whatever the hell title she was given, according to her Wikipedia page), Nigella Lawson, is apparently considering moving to Los Angeles following her split from her wrinkled ballsack of a husband, Charles Saatchi. In case you forgot (which I know you didn't), the old asshole choked her repeatedly in public before claiming it was "all in good fun" and finally accepted a police caution (ONLY A CAUTION), but just to get it done and over with, not beca...
I'm not a One Direction fan. I mean, their songs are catchy and I'll sing along if they come on Radio 1 or whatever, but I wouldn't really advertise that because, you know, I'm over the age of 16 and have dignity. Still, the boys have taken the world of kiddy pop by storm with nothing more than average looks and skinny jeans, so here we are, living in a world in which a group cobbled together by Simon Cowell on The X Factor because they weren't good enough to move forward as soloists is one of the most successful boybands in the world and now has their own 3D movie.
This Is Us is going to be a real special film. It's co-produced by Simon and... Morgan Spurlock. That's right, the Super Size Me guy is documenting One Direction's world tour - sounds like a match made in heaven! In any case, the movie will follow the boys on the road and behind the scenes, giving fans an up close and personal look at their lives and zzzzzzzzzzz... oh, sorry, fell asleep at my keyboard again.
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I'm not a One Direction fan. I mean, their songs are catchy and I'll sing along if they come on Radio 1 or whatever, but I wouldn't really advertise that because, you know, I'm over the age of 16 and have dignity. Still, the boys have taken the world of kiddy pop by storm with nothing more than average looks and skinny jeans, so here we are, living in a world in which a group cobbled together by Simon Cowell on The X Factor because they weren't good enough to move forward as soloists is one o...