Little Blue Ivy Carter is getting so big already! It's hard to believe she's nearly a year old (I think - too lazy to Google), but she's growing up fast and looking more and more like her daddy, Jay-Z, every day. Of course, Beyoncé is a proud mama and has been sharing a few new pics of the little one online this past week.
Hilariously, she's already in full royal regalia. I know that's sorta the theme of Bey's new tour, but this kid is going to grow up with a serious case of Special Snowflake Syndrome, if they're not careful. ...
Justin Bieber's list of requirements for photoshoots has been leaked, and it's hilarious and awful and so fucking corny, I could scream. As if you didn't hate this little asshole enough already, here's some more fuel for your fire. Apparently, if you want to take pictures of Baby Elvis, you're not allowed to talk to him and you're most definitely not allowed to play any Selena Gomez music. LOL!
From TMZ:
Justin Bieber is a paranoid, self-absorbed megalomaniac ... is what you've gotta think after seeing the laughable rules he sets for photo shoots -- incl...
Alec Baldwin has the tendency to put his foot in his mouth quite often, and he tends to do it publicly. It's sort of embarrassing for everyone involved - even those of us just watching - but he always apologises in the end. Not that that makes it any better - but at least he knows he's a mess and doesn't say shit like "I is who I is and I'm not changing". At the end of the day, he's a pretty cool dude.
In any case, his latest apology is to GLAAD for referring to reporter George Stark a "t...
This week was a momentous occasion for equal rights in the US, with the Supreme Court ruling DOMA - the awful defense of marriage act was ruled unconstitutional and there's been a lot of celebrating to do. No one celebrated harder than The New Yorker, who took the time to put America's favourite gay puppet couple, Bert and Ernie, on its cover.
If you're one of those people who ask, "Why make Sesame Street sexual?", you're kinda missing the point, but okay. I don't think companionship has to...
Not content with talking shit about the wannabe former murderer of her vagina, Drake, for no apparent reason, Amanda Bynes has expanded her feud to... his mom? That's right - after having a crush on him, then calling him ugly, then apologising, then calling him ugly again, she's now moved on to insulting his mother's appearance. What the hell?
"The only person uglier than @drake is his mom"
Of course, she deleted this really quickly afterwards - so quickly that we don't actually have any pictures of the tweet, which is a shame.
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Oh, God. Can we just get this over with already? Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have apparently completely stopped planning their wedding after a major fight about where they'll eventually live. Apparently Justin wants to spend his time between LA and New York City, and Jen gave that idea a big "HELL NO" and wants to stay in SoCa full time.
From Radar Online:
As Radar reported, Thoreaux has been miserable living in sunny Los Angeles. But Jen has refused to move to New York.
In an attemp...
Because of course. All we got before Kim Kardashian gave birth to baby North West is how "terrified" she was of labour and how disgusted she was with herself for putting on weight and blah blah blah. For someone as vain and self-obsessed as she is, I can sort of believe this story, but of course the media has to take things to the next level and report that she's "obsessed" with losing weight now that the little one is here.
From In Touch (so GIANT grain of salt):
"Kim is obsessed with g...
I think it's pretty clear that Amanda Bynes spends 95% of her time sitting around thinking about how ugly everyone is in comparison to herself. On her list? Jay-Z, Drake (of course), Miley Cyrus... and now Zac Efron? I mean, Zac Efron does absolutely nothing for me, but I don't think I'd ever describe him as "ugly". Then again, I'm operating on all cylinders and have better things to think about than what people look like. Not Amanda, though:
LOL. She deleted this very soon after posting it, a...
Good ole Debra Messing, eh? You may remember that she announced her separation and divorce from husband Daniel Zelman last summer, but they continued to live together for the sake of their young son. I imagine that weird ass situation has since been remedied, but Debra has broken her... non-silence or whatever to say that she has "guilt" over her decision to end the marriage because she wants her son to grow up in a traditional family. Uh huh.
From More (via DS):
"Part of me will always c...
Demi Lovato's father, from whom she became estranged due to his addiction issues for many years, passed away earlier this month and now she's launching a treatment scholarship in his name. The scholarship will pay for a person to receive treatment at Cast Recovery. Below, her tweets announcing the scholarship:
And from Cast Recovery's website:
Demi Lovato has partnered with CAST Recovery to create The Lovato Treatment Scholarship in honor of her dad, Patrick Lovato, who passed away in part due to unt...
Kat Von D announced on Twitter this week that she's called off her enagement to Deadmau5 because I guess he cheated on her? Or so she claimed on Twitter. Well, Deadmau5 has now made his own statement - on Facebook, naturally - saying that he was never unfaithful to his former fiancée and in fact only "had relations" with another woman during a period in which they had broken up. That's right - Deadmau5 played the Ross Gellar "We were on a break!" card.
From Joel's (LOL) Facebook:
All i am say...
Just in case you forgot: Paula Deen's a racist and the Food Network, Walmart, Smithfield ham, Caesars Entertainment Corp and now Target want nothing to do with her. Oopsies. Target announced yesterday that they'll begin phasing out her products and will cut all ties with Paula. Here's their statement:
"We have made a decision to phase out the Paula Deen merchandise in our stores as well as on Target.com. Once the merchandise is sold out, we will not be replenishing inventory."
Damn, I wonder if they'l...