Justin Bieber's fans would support him kicking his grandmother, apparently [The Superficial]
Good to see Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are... alive [Lainey Gossip]
Abby Clancy is one hot Geordie with one see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
You definitely can't hate on Naya Rivera's bikini body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh look, it's the first picture of Adele's son Angelo! [The Frisky]
Woody Allen is upset he can't play the lead man in movies anymore [Celebitchy]
Is...
Mick Jagger kind of makes me want to throw up in my mouth just looking at him, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I suppose I can conceive of the fact that designer L'Wren Scott has found love in a hopeless place with the Rolling Stones rocker - for the past ten years, in fact. Apparently the pair are planning on getting married in the near future, which I'm sure exactly none of you care about.
Mick has had two wives previously (and a loooooooove affair with David Bowie, to boot!),...
Remember how everyone thought Kim Kardashian was really obsessed with losing weight quickly after giving birth to get back to posting selfies on Instagram? Our mistakes! In fact, she's "totally calm" about getting her old body back and can't wait to start her planned diet/fitness regimen... with psycho "trainer" to the most bonkers stars, Tracy Anderson. Here's a hint: anyone who goes to Tracy Anderson is definitely not "totally calm" about anything in life. But whatever, let's go with it!
F...
P Diddy needs to stop. With everything. With changing his name, with that hair that still seems oddly like a jerry curl even though his head is actually shaved, with the amount of absolute shit that comes out of his mouth... We're here to talk about the latter today, folks, and it's all because Diddy keeps insisting he lives a "normal" life despite being a bajillioniare. He's worth $550 million, by the way. Yup - seems normal to me!
From Los Angeles Confidential (via DS):
"I like nice things,...
Oh, dear old Jennifer Lopez. Fresh off buying her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, J.Lo headed over to Turkmenistan to perform at President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow's private birthday bash. Stars get paid insane amounts of money to do weird private gigs all the time, so this wouldn't be all that weird... if the dude wasn't a dictator running one of the most oppressed countries on this planet and all. Oops!
The China National Petroleum Corporation organised the bash (they do business with T...
Good to see Courtney Stodden has plenty of gay pride [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey is on holiday, takes amazing pictures of it [Lainey Gossip]
I guess girls take topless showers in The Valley? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kendall Jenner wears a bikini, holds a puppy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Now Paula Deen's lost her five book deal - too bad! [The Frisky]
I guess Benedict Cumberbatch thought scarves were good Glastonbury attire [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber would like to get ma...
Cher is pretty much the best ever. Seriously - if you don't follow her on Twitter, you're not really living life because she is HILARIOUS. Also, did you see her perform 'Woman's World' on the finale of The Voice? If not, GET THEE TO YOUTUBE because it's incredible. What other 67-year-old do you know who is still killing fierce drag club tracks with the best of em? None.
In any case, Cher went on Watch What Happens Live this past week, during which she admitted to having lots of sex with Tom ...
Martha Stewart, you MINX! Appearing on Watch What Happens Live, they played a little game called 'Did Martha Do It?', where Maggie Gyllenhaal, who was also appearing on the show, answered questions about Martha before Martha herself confirmed whether or not Maggie was correct. Maggie said no to the sexting question, but Martha shook her head, confirming that she indeed had gotten down and dirty via text. LOVE IT.
Andy Cohen was obviously thrilled with this and joked that he was "so glad" to he...
Mostly everyone would name Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes as their favourite member of TLC and everyone was really sad about her premature death. Unfortunately, the remaining members of the group - T-Boz and Chilli - keep finding ways to shit all over her memory by doing stupid things. First they cast Lil Mama as Left Eye in the upcoming TLC biopic, and now they've completely re-recorded her rap in 'Waterfalls' (which was the best part of that song, anyway) and replaced it with a guest spot by J-Pop superstar Namie Amuro.
Apparently the story is that they were blocked from u...
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger - Canada's royal couple - have been planning their "spectacular" wedding for a few months now, and apparently tied the knot on Saturday in France. The news wasn't released by the newlyweds, but instead by some bro named Mike Heller, the CEO of Talent Resources, who posted that shit on his Twitter.
I'm in south of France about to see my little Rok star #avril get married I am so happy to be part of this special celebration— Mike Heller (@mikehellertr...
Have you ever thought to yourself, "Man, I gotta get my hands on some of Ke$ha's sweet bling"? No? Well, too bad, cos you're gonna get it. America's favourite permanently drunk pop star is designing her own jewelry collection and it's coming out in August!
From People:
Ke$ha once made a headdress out of her fans’ teeth, so it should come as no surprise that teeth factor heavily into her debut jewelry collection, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert.
In fact, her “Cannibal” capsule is co...
I bet you all have been desperate to know how Kim Kardashian is since giving birth to North West (she's got her own tag now, y'all!), and more importantly, how she LOOKS! (Not really.) Well, Khloe Kardashian is here to grant your desires and she's got a gift for you - a picture of Kim sleeping. I'm not sure if this is meant to be particularly groundbreaking or what, considering you can't see much besides her face, but it's important since it's the ~first post-birth picture~ I guess.
I thi...
Justin Bieber's fans would support him kicking his grandmother, apparently [The Superficial]
Good to see Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are... alive [Lainey Gossip]
Abby Clancy is one hot Geordie with one see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
You definitely can't hate on Naya Rivera's bikini body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh look, it's the first picture of Adele's son Angelo! [The Frisky]
Woody Allen is upset he can't play the lead man in movies anymore [Celebitchy]
Is...
Mick Jagger kind of makes me want to throw up in my mouth just looking at him, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I suppose I can conceive of the fact that designer L'Wren Scott has found love in a hopeless place with the Rolling Stones rocker - for the past ten years, in fact. Apparently the pair are planning on getting married in the near future, which I'm sure exactly none of you care about.
Mick has had two wives previously (and a loooooooove affair with David Bowie, to boot!),...
Remember how everyone thought Kim Kardashian was really obsessed with losing weight quickly after giving birth to get back to posting selfies on Instagram? Our mistakes! In fact, she's "totally calm" about getting her old body back and can't wait to start her planned diet/fitness regimen... with psycho "trainer" to the most bonkers stars, Tracy Anderson. Here's a hint: anyone who goes to Tracy Anderson is definitely not "totally calm" about anything in life. But whatever, let's go with it!
F...
P Diddy needs to stop. With everything. With changing his name, with that hair that still seems oddly like a jerry curl even though his head is actually shaved, with the amount of absolute shit that comes out of his mouth... We're here to talk about the latter today, folks, and it's all because Diddy keeps insisting he lives a "normal" life despite being a bajillioniare. He's worth $550 million, by the way. Yup - seems normal to me!
From Los Angeles Confidential (via DS):
"I like nice things,...
Oh, dear old Jennifer Lopez. Fresh off buying her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, J.Lo headed over to Turkmenistan to perform at President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow's private birthday bash. Stars get paid insane amounts of money to do weird private gigs all the time, so this wouldn't be all that weird... if the dude wasn't a dictator running one of the most oppressed countries on this planet and all. Oops!
The China National Petroleum Corporation organised the bash (they do business with T...
Good to see Courtney Stodden has plenty of gay pride [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey is on holiday, takes amazing pictures of it [Lainey Gossip]
I guess girls take topless showers in The Valley? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kendall Jenner wears a bikini, holds a puppy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Now Paula Deen's lost her five book deal - too bad! [The Frisky]
I guess Benedict Cumberbatch thought scarves were good Glastonbury attire [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber would like to get ma...
Cher is pretty much the best ever. Seriously - if you don't follow her on Twitter, you're not really living life because she is HILARIOUS. Also, did you see her perform 'Woman's World' on the finale of The Voice? If not, GET THEE TO YOUTUBE because it's incredible. What other 67-year-old do you know who is still killing fierce drag club tracks with the best of em? None.
In any case, Cher went on Watch What Happens Live this past week, during which she admitted to having lots of sex with Tom ...
Martha Stewart, you MINX! Appearing on Watch What Happens Live, they played a little game called 'Did Martha Do It?', where Maggie Gyllenhaal, who was also appearing on the show, answered questions about Martha before Martha herself confirmed whether or not Maggie was correct. Maggie said no to the sexting question, but Martha shook her head, confirming that she indeed had gotten down and dirty via text. LOVE IT.
Andy Cohen was obviously thrilled with this and joked that he was "so glad" to he...
Mostly everyone would name Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes as their favourite member of TLC and everyone was really sad about her premature death. Unfortunately, the remaining members of the group - T-Boz and Chilli - keep finding ways to shit all over her memory by doing stupid things. First they cast Lil Mama as Left Eye in the upcoming TLC biopic, and now they've completely re-recorded her rap in 'Waterfalls' (which was the best part of that song, anyway) and replaced it with a guest spot by J-Pop superstar Namie Amuro.
Apparently the story is that they were blocked from u...
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger - Canada's royal couple - have been planning their "spectacular" wedding for a few months now, and apparently tied the knot on Saturday in France. The news wasn't released by the newlyweds, but instead by some bro named Mike Heller, the CEO of Talent Resources, who posted that shit on his Twitter.
I'm in south of France about to see my little Rok star #avril get married I am so happy to be part of this special celebration— Mike Heller (@mikehellertr...
Have you ever thought to yourself, "Man, I gotta get my hands on some of Ke$ha's sweet bling"? No? Well, too bad, cos you're gonna get it. America's favourite permanently drunk pop star is designing her own jewelry collection and it's coming out in August!
From People:
Ke$ha once made a headdress out of her fans’ teeth, so it should come as no surprise that teeth factor heavily into her debut jewelry collection, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert.
In fact, her “Cannibal” capsule is co...
I bet you all have been desperate to know how Kim Kardashian is since giving birth to North West (she's got her own tag now, y'all!), and more importantly, how she LOOKS! (Not really.) Well, Khloe Kardashian is here to grant your desires and she's got a gift for you - a picture of Kim sleeping. I'm not sure if this is meant to be particularly groundbreaking or what, considering you can't see much besides her face, but it's important since it's the ~first post-birth picture~ I guess.
I thi...