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avril lavigne That much eyeliner at your wedding, Avril Lavigne? Really? [Amy Grindhouse] Courtney Stodden's new boobs definitely don't fit into her old clothes [The Superficial] If you want to see Amanda Seyfried as porn star Linda Lovelace, you're in luck [The Frisky] Kristen Stewart still enjoys fashion, no matter what she looks like [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Nicole Lee, whoever she may be, wants you to see her ass [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Busy Philipps had her second child, a little girl [Celebitchy] James Gandolfini left his $70 mi...

Jay-Z and Beyoncé Bought North West $7,500 Worth of Gifts

kim kardashian beyonce kanye west jay-z I don't know if Jay-Z and Beyoncé are gunning to be the godparents of North West or what, but they apparently bought Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's new baby $7,500 worth of presents just for being born. WHAT? From The Sun: KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN’s ludicrously named nipper North won’t have the shame of a third-hand Scotland strip to worry about – especially not with superstar family pals like BEYONCE and JAY-Z. The couple showed up at gran KRIS JENNER’s Beverly Hills g...

How About No of the Day: Miley Cyrus Is Just Like Lil Kim Inside

miley cyrus Miley is going through some shit right now, so I've tried to remain patient until she gets it out of her system. Let her twerk, pop molly, smoke weed until she can't see straight, whatever. It's not hurting anyone (besides the entire culture she's appropriating, but we won't go there), so no harm done. Except she just keeps getting more and more ridiculous and now she's trying to claim that she's actually like Lil Kim on the inside. Uh.......................................... no. From Billbo...

Channing Tatum Likes Getting Naked, Sculpting Women’s Bodies

channing tatum Channing Tatum is a funny fella. Kind of an okay actor, new dad and now... sculptor and secret nudist? Keep your hands on your keyboards, ladies and homosexual gentlemen - it's totally innocent. He just... doesn't like wearing clothes at home and really likes sculpting women's bodies - so long as they're hot and look like his wife's. From Elle: ELLE: She once said as soon as you get home, you get naked. What’s that about? CT: I don’t really know. I have a really nice back porch where the pool ...

Betty White Feels Sexier Than Ever at 91

betty white Get it, Memaw! Betty White is an amazingly funny, gracious and awesome lady who, incidentally, is not slowing down her romance game despite being 91 years old. Betty feels sexier than ever now and gets her "jollies" from flirting with men of all ages. No shame in that game, Betty! From In Touch Weekly: The comedian confides to In Touch that although “I like being my age,” adding, “you really do get more comfortable with yourself over time,” she admits she absolutely refuses to go without ma...

Justin Timberlake Has A New Video That’s Very NSFW

I think it's pretty safe to say that Justin Timberlake thinks of himself as THE MAN when it comes to laying down smooth beats for the ladies. Sure, he's married and in luv with Jessica Biel, but you can't tell me he doesn't think his shit smells like roses. That being said, I like him, and I like his music, but what in the hell is going on with his video for 'Tunnel Vision'? The concept is simple: Justin sings alone as silhouettes (and then actual full blown shots) of naked women dance in what I think is meant to be a seductive way. There's a lot of titty action, and while I feel I shouldn't blaspheme and ask this, I just must: WHY? It makes no sense. I know it's supposed to be ~artistic~ and sensual but I just kinda feel like... yeah, we get it, you write sex music. I don't need to see naked ladies to get that. What do you think of the 'Tunnel Vision' video? Also, has anyone else noticed that Justin Timberlake finally looks like a grown ass man in his 30s? It's kinda bugging me out. He's giving me major professor vibes. /> I think it's pretty safe to say that Justin Timberlake thinks of himself as THE MAN when it comes to laying down smooth beats for the ladies. Sure, he's married and in luv with Jessica Biel, but you can't tell me he doesn't think his shit smells like roses. That being said, I like him, and I like his music, but what in the hell is going on with his video for 'Tunnel Vision'? The concept is simple: Justin sings alone as silhouettes (and then actual full blown shots) of naked women dance in what I think is meant to be a seductive way. There's a lot...

Is Robert Pattinson Dating Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter?

riley keough Another day, another "Robert Pattinson is boning a new chick" story. This time, it's none other than Elvis' granddaughter Riley Keough. You might remember Riley for her engagement stint to Alex Pettyfer before they split back in August 2012. Here's what the New York Daily News said about it: “Keough isn’t just the apparent new apple of the British actor’s eye, she is also a close pal of [his ex Kristen] Stewart’s.” Ohhhh, snap!!! Keep in mind, this whole dating story came about beca...

The Reporter Rihanna Told Off Has More To Say

rihanna Liz Jones is basically the worst. That's saying something considering she writes for The Daily Mail which is all-around awful all on its own. Somehow, Liz takes it to a higher level. Anyway, after she dedicated a whole article to Rihanna being a shitty role model and got seriously called out for it, she decided to come back for more and has hit out at Rihanna yet again and defended her decision to write the piece. From Metro: ‘She [Rihanna] posted a picture on Twitter of herself smoking two giant marijuan...

The Amy Winehouse Exhibit Has Opened In London

amy winehouse Amy Winehouse was a tremendous loss to the music community and the world at large, and she's dearly missed by her millions of fans, friends and loved ones. Now, many of them are able to pay their respects and celebrate her life at a new exhibition of her personal items at London's Jewish Museum in Amy's old stomping ground of Camden. Amy Winehouse: A Family Portrait is on display until September 15 and features many of her clothing items, unseen photographs, her guitar, records and Jewish...

Alicia Silverstone Wants To Share Breast Milk

alicia silverstone I'm all for various modes of parenting so long as they work for you and they're healthy for both mother and child. Breastfeeding is great - super nutritionally beneficial for the baby, helpful for moms trying to ~shed the baby weight~, etc. Alicia Silverstone is mad about breastfeeding (and also about chewing her food and then putting it in her 2-year-old son's mouth like a bird) and has devised a sharing scheme to help moms who are unable to breastfeed. Here's the plan as she described it on her w...

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lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan spent her birthday... begging for birthday wishes [Amy Grindhouse] Forget it - Christian Bale isn't going to be in 'The Justice League' [The Superficial] Kaley Cuoco is keeping that nail game tight now that she's dating Superman [Lainey Gossip] Poor Jenny Mollen and her see-through black dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kendall Jenner wants you to think she's naked here [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] LeAnn Rimes attends an anti-bullying concert... joy! [ICYDK] Oh dear - Adele's new wax figure is giving me Uncanny Vall...

Samuel L. Jackson Isn’t As Cool As Everyone Thinks

samuel l jackson Samuel L. Jackson is a pretty cool dude, right? Really chill, down-to-earth, talented and pretty funny? All of those things may well be true, but don't tell him that - he doesn't think he's as cool as everyone makes out. He's just a regular person, after all. From Esquire (via DS): "Everybody equates the characters that I play on screen to me; the characters are cool so therefore I'm cool." "I don't treat myself like I'm special. But there's a whole new phenomenon with fame now that, I guess,...