Who here is excited to see Lindsay Lohan and James Deen's cinematic masterpiece, The Canyons? Come on, don't be shy, raise those hands! No one? Huh. Odd.
This is apparently a revenge thriller and shout out to IFC Films for a) taking this piece of shit on and b) doing their damndest to make it seem ~artistic~ despite its lead stars being a porn actor and a drug-addled mess. They've done such a good job into hoodwinking people into thinking this could actually be the case that they're having the premiere at Lincoln Center! The world is a funny place.
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Who here is excited to see Lindsay Lohan and James Deen's cinematic masterpiece, The Canyons? Come on, don't be shy, raise those hands! No one? Huh. Odd.
This is apparently a revenge thriller and shout out to IFC Films for a) taking this piece of shit on and b) doing their damndest to make it seem ~artistic~ despite its lead stars being a porn actor and a drug-addled mess. They've done such a good job into hoodwinking people into thinking this could actually be the case that they're having the prem...
In a weird revelation to release decades after you became famous, Jennifer Lopez has said that she was "homeless" before getting cast as a Fly Girl on In Living Color back in 1991. By "homeless", J.Lo means that she slept on a couch in a studio, not that she was actually on the street with no roof over her head, no food in her stomach or anything that actual homeless people have to go through. Plus, she actually could have stayed at home, but her mom was getting on her nerves and she didn't f...
Amanda Bynes is super pleased about her eating disorder [Amy Grindhouse]
Kanye West digitized his penis just for you [The Superficial]
Ryan Reynolds has a lot of promoting to do this summer [Lainey Gossip]
Oh dear, Jennifer Lopez is trying to channel White Diamonds [Celebitchy]
Olivia Munn is at the airport... again - does she do anything but fly? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Well, Christie Brinkley's daughter looks exactly like her [ICYDK]
A man threatened Taylor Swift on Facebook, got arrested at her concert [IDLYITW]
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Beyoncé is an icon and no one can disagree with that even if you can't stand her. I've been personally realising more and more lately that I actually love Solange even more than Beyoncé, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, Bey is massive and there's nothing anyone can do to stop her, which is sort of respectable in its own way.
The Queen herself stripped down for a new shoot with Flaunt magazine and also gave a mini interview with some weird ass questions in it. Here are a few highlights:
What's up with gluten a...
I've been a fan of Nicki Minaj for years, back since the mix tape days, but she sorta lost me a bit over the past couple of years. However, she recently won me over again after an interview she gave at Hot 97, during which she revealed that she's done with the pop and ready to get back to her rap roots. That's obviously not why she won me over (though it doesn't hurt) - what did remind me of just why I loved Nicki from the beginning is how smart and straightforward she is and how unwilling she is ...
If there's anything I love in life, it's attempting to take a man named Scooter seriously when he says... well, anything. But we're meant to listen to Justin Bieber's manager Scooter Braun as he tells us just how much his cash cow client has grown as an artist and how wonderfully innovative and creative his new album will be. Oh, come on, bro.
From MTV News:
"For this project, we want to do things a little bit differently," Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, told MTV News. "And there are more songs ...
Ugh, God, change the record already! We all know Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes don't get along, but they have to for the sake of Eddie Cibrian's kids, blah blah blah. Apparently all hell broke loose again at a restaurant in Malibu on Saturday night when everyone ended up eating there accidentally. You know, because there's only one place to go in Malibu for dinner. Anyway, the kids apparently went back and forth between Brandi's table and LeAnn and Eddie's and things were okay until the en...
Oh look, Farrah Abraham got kicked out of rehab [The Superficial]
Nicole Richie isn't looking too bad in her bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Lindsay Lohan and her mother get wasted together, nearly kiss [Amy Grindhouse]
Willow Smith is only 12 but is having summer flings now [Lainey Gossip]
Pretty Little Liars needs to be done and over with [theBERRY]
Will Prince William miss the birth of his kid as he plays polo? [Celebitchy]
I'm not really sure about Selma Blair's choice of hairstyle [I'm Not Obsesssed]
Alan Cumming ...
Kevin Jonas - the least famous/least liked Jonas Brother - is married to a girl named Danielle and guess what: now they're going to have a baby! Isn't that grand? I actually don't know much about these two other than that they have a reality show and that they're apparently slightly crazy religious nutbags. But hey, that's Hollywood for ya!
From E! News:
E! News confirms that Dani is pregnant with their first child.
"I was overjoyed," Kevin revealed exclusively to E! News' Giuliana Ra...
Amanda Bynes turned up to court in New York this morning in her "white Nicki Minaj" get-up. A lot of people might think she looks a hot mess, but come on - this is a total upgrade for her. That blue wig is looking official and she looks like she took a bath. The clothes are a bit "pick-up basketball at the W. 4th St. courts", but she's giving off super casual vibes. Maybe not the vibes you want to give off in a court of law, but hey, Amanda Bynes marches to the beat of her own drummer.
The cou...
Poor Mariah Carey - after living it up on the 4th of July, she dislocated her shoulder while filming her new music video on Sunday and was rushed to hospital. Oh no! Don't worry, she's okay now!
From The New York Post:
The superstar was rushed to New York’s Hospital for Special Surgery on the Upper East Side late last night to have her shoulder reset after she fell while filming a video for the remix of her song #Beautiful.
Carey’s spokeswoman Cindi Berger said, “Mariah was injured...