Rihanna has a really hard time getting to places on time, what with all the Instagramming and weed smoking she's got to do (and I say that as a Rihanna fan). She's a star, okay? It's called "fashionably late". Only "fashionably late" is like, 15 minutes max (I hate anyone who is late any amount of time, it's rude as hell) and not... four hours. However, four hours is exactly how late she was to a performance at Barrington High School in Chicago back in March. A student at the school won the concert via Ri...
Britney Spears did that horrendous song for Smurfs 2, 'Ooh La La' (that's a lot like one of Madonna's tracks, incidentally), and not only do your ears have to be assaulted, but now your eyes, too. That's right: the song has a video, and in it our autotune shunner of the year (LOL).
It's not all bad - in the vid, she watches the movie with her cute sons. However, it quickly turns shit when she starts "performing" the song surrounded by Smurfs, who dance along to the track. Why, God, Why? There is not a single thing about this I like. Make it stop immediately. />
Britney Spears did that horrendous song for Smurfs 2, 'Ooh La La' (that's a lot like one of Madonna's tracks, incidentally), and not only do your ears have to be assaulted, but now your eyes, too. That's right: the song has a video, and in it our autotune shunner of the year (LOL).
It's not all bad - in the vid, she watches the movie with her cute sons. However, it quickly turns shit when she starts "performing" the song surrounded by Smurfs, who dance along to the track. Why, God, Why? There ...
Denzel Washington is what my mother would call a "fine lookin' honey" (yes, seriously) and a great actor, to boot, so obviously a lot off people are all up in his grill in regards to what's happening in his marriage to his wife of 30 years, Pauletta - who looks quite a lot like Chakka Khan, don't you think? In any case, rumours started flying when Denzel was getting his flirt on with some woman at a party in Malibu or something, but apparently nothing's going on - or he's just cheating on her but they're ...
Lady GaGa has been pretty much out of the spotlight for the past few months as she underwent hip surgery, rode around in a gold wheelchair, maybe got plastic surgery (totally did) and fought frivolous lawsuits. But now she's back and she actually has music to release! A new single! A new album! An app! Ahhhhhhh! (That can be a scream of joy, terror or disgust, depending on your personal tastes.)
From Facebook:
I mean, I'm not really all that excited about this. I liked the Fame Monster EP (and her actual fi...
Two and a Half Men is obviously the worst show on television at the moment, and has been since it first went on the air WAY TOO MANY years ago. It's misogynistic, has terrible writing and is most definitely NOT funny in any way. And yet... it survives. HOW is this possible? Who is watching this trash?
The show's latest foray into fuckery comes with the announcement that they plan to replace Angus T Jones - who publicly bit the hand that fed him, so to speak, by saying what absolute disgustin...
Sofia Vergara admits that she doesn't believe in natural beauty [Amy Grindhouse]
Blake Lively's boobs have come back from... wherever they were [The Superficial]
I seriously had no idea Leah Remini was ever a Scientologist, but she isn't anymore! [Celebitchy]
Vin Diesel is here to ruin your Superhero fantasies [Lainey Gossip]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are "working on their friendship" [ICYDK]
Whoever Su-Elise Nash is, she's wearing a see-through outfit [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Candice Swanepoel has l...
Oh, Andrew Garfield - he's so evolved! So progressive! We all know Spider-Man is a total stud with the ladies, but Andrew has a more important question: Why can't he be gay? After all, Mary Jane could be a dude... named AJ! It'd be easy! Let's do it!
From Entertainment Weekly:
Recently, he says, he had a philosophical discussion with producer Matt Tolmach about Mary Jane or “MJ” to fans. “I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ,” he tells EW. “And I was like, ‘What if MJ is a dude?’ Why can...
I believe in the power of Khlomar's love, so I refuse to believe reports that Lamar Odom cheated on Khloe Kardashian, even though it probably happened... for a year. That's what "reports" are saying, anyway. One such report - from Star magazine, no less - claimed that Khloe threw LamLam out of the house after the infidelity stories started popping up, but apparently that's not the case. They're totally still in love and getting along great!
From The Daily Mail (another bastion of truth):
'The...
Tom Hanks is playing Walt Disney in the upcoming film Saving Mr. Banks, which I'm just literally hearing about for the first time while writing this article. The story focuses on Mary Poppins writer PL Travers - played by Emma Thompson, also seen above - when she moves from London to Hollywood to work with Disney on the film adaptation of the book. I know theoretically that sounds sorta boring, but I actually think it'll be great!
On the flip side, the script is being written by Kelly Mar...
We've got an update on Randy Travis's health - now with 100% less mentions of Julia Roberts (oops!). In all seriousness, you probably remember he had a heart infection and was in critical condition at a Texas hospital. Now his rep has revealed that he actually suffered a stroke and has had to undergo brain surgery in order to relieve pressure on his brain.
From CNN:
Randy Travis suffered a stroke and underwent surgery to relieve pressure on his brain Wednesday evening, his publicist said.
"Mr. Randy Travis is out of surgery and i...
Kristen Stewart's being tortured by the paparazzi over Robert Pattinson [The Superficial]
George Clooney was a cold-hearted snake to Stacey Keibler [Celebitchy]
New couple alert: Mia Wasikowska and Jesse Eisenberg? [Lainey Gossip]
Don't worry, LeAnn Rimes isn't pregnant... we hope [ICYDK]
Oh look, it's Helena Christensen posing totally naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Beyoncé's only clothing is glitter - genius or awful? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Salma Hayek keeps it classy and casual for the 'Grown Ups 2' premiere [I'm Not Obsessed]
Well...
Halle Berry is currently pregnant with her second child, a son, belonging to Olivier Martinez. We all know the old adage - first comes baby, then comes marriage out of guilt or an adherence to outdated societal standards... that's right, isn't it? (LOL.) In any case, the rumours are that Halle and Olivier might be tying the knot as soon as this weekend. Could it be? They did get engaged last year, so a wedding is inevitable, I suppose...
From E Online:
E! News has learned that Halle Berry is get...
Rihanna has a really hard time getting to places on time, what with all the Instagramming and weed smoking she's got to do (and I say that as a Rihanna fan). She's a star, okay? It's called "fashionably late". Only "fashionably late" is like, 15 minutes max (I hate anyone who is late any amount of time, it's rude as hell) and not... four hours. However, four hours is exactly how late she was to a performance at Barrington High School in Chicago back in March. A student at the school won the concert via Ri...
Denzel Washington is what my mother would call a "fine lookin' honey" (yes, seriously) and a great actor, to boot, so obviously a lot off people are all up in his grill in regards to what's happening in his marriage to his wife of 30 years, Pauletta - who looks quite a lot like Chakka Khan, don't you think? In any case, rumours started flying when Denzel was getting his flirt on with some woman at a party in Malibu or something, but apparently nothing's going on - or he's just cheating on her but they're ...
Lady GaGa has been pretty much out of the spotlight for the past few months as she underwent hip surgery, rode around in a gold wheelchair, maybe got plastic surgery (totally did) and fought frivolous lawsuits. But now she's back and she actually has music to release! A new single! A new album! An app! Ahhhhhhh! (That can be a scream of joy, terror or disgust, depending on your personal tastes.)
From Facebook:
I mean, I'm not really all that excited about this. I liked the Fame Monster EP (and her actual fi...
Two and a Half Men is obviously the worst show on television at the moment, and has been since it first went on the air WAY TOO MANY years ago. It's misogynistic, has terrible writing and is most definitely NOT funny in any way. And yet... it survives. HOW is this possible? Who is watching this trash?
The show's latest foray into fuckery comes with the announcement that they plan to replace Angus T Jones - who publicly bit the hand that fed him, so to speak, by saying what absolute disgustin...
Sofia Vergara admits that she doesn't believe in natural beauty [Amy Grindhouse]
Blake Lively's boobs have come back from... wherever they were [The Superficial]
I seriously had no idea Leah Remini was ever a Scientologist, but she isn't anymore! [Celebitchy]
Vin Diesel is here to ruin your Superhero fantasies [Lainey Gossip]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are "working on their friendship" [ICYDK]
Whoever Su-Elise Nash is, she's wearing a see-through outfit [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Candice Swanepoel has l...
Oh, Andrew Garfield - he's so evolved! So progressive! We all know Spider-Man is a total stud with the ladies, but Andrew has a more important question: Why can't he be gay? After all, Mary Jane could be a dude... named AJ! It'd be easy! Let's do it!
From Entertainment Weekly:
Recently, he says, he had a philosophical discussion with producer Matt Tolmach about Mary Jane or “MJ” to fans. “I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ,” he tells EW. “And I was like, ‘What if MJ is a dude?’ Why can...
I believe in the power of Khlomar's love, so I refuse to believe reports that Lamar Odom cheated on Khloe Kardashian, even though it probably happened... for a year. That's what "reports" are saying, anyway. One such report - from Star magazine, no less - claimed that Khloe threw LamLam out of the house after the infidelity stories started popping up, but apparently that's not the case. They're totally still in love and getting along great!
From The Daily Mail (another bastion of truth):
'The...
Tom Hanks is playing Walt Disney in the upcoming film Saving Mr. Banks, which I'm just literally hearing about for the first time while writing this article. The story focuses on Mary Poppins writer PL Travers - played by Emma Thompson, also seen above - when she moves from London to Hollywood to work with Disney on the film adaptation of the book. I know theoretically that sounds sorta boring, but I actually think it'll be great!
On the flip side, the script is being written by Kelly Mar...
We've got an update on Randy Travis's health - now with 100% less mentions of Julia Roberts (oops!). In all seriousness, you probably remember he had a heart infection and was in critical condition at a Texas hospital. Now his rep has revealed that he actually suffered a stroke and has had to undergo brain surgery in order to relieve pressure on his brain.
From CNN:
Randy Travis suffered a stroke and underwent surgery to relieve pressure on his brain Wednesday evening, his publicist said.
"Mr. Randy Travis is out of surgery and i...
Kristen Stewart's being tortured by the paparazzi over Robert Pattinson [The Superficial]
George Clooney was a cold-hearted snake to Stacey Keibler [Celebitchy]
New couple alert: Mia Wasikowska and Jesse Eisenberg? [Lainey Gossip]
Don't worry, LeAnn Rimes isn't pregnant... we hope [ICYDK]
Oh look, it's Helena Christensen posing totally naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Beyoncé's only clothing is glitter - genius or awful? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Salma Hayek keeps it classy and casual for the 'Grown Ups 2' premiere [I'm Not Obsessed]
Well...
Halle Berry is currently pregnant with her second child, a son, belonging to Olivier Martinez. We all know the old adage - first comes baby, then comes marriage out of guilt or an adherence to outdated societal standards... that's right, isn't it? (LOL.) In any case, the rumours are that Halle and Olivier might be tying the knot as soon as this weekend. Could it be? They did get engaged last year, so a wedding is inevitable, I suppose...
From E Online:
E! News has learned that Halle Berry is get...