In what is a bit of happier news, I suppose, the reports were correct and Halle Berry married her longtime fiance and father of her miracle baby Olivier Martinez at Chateau des Conde in Vallery, France on Saturday. It was a small, chill ceremony and some sneaky paparazzo took the image above while hiding in some bushes, I suppose, and then sold it to US Weekly, who published the following:
Sources tell Us that the bride and groom first exchanged vows in a civil ceremony performed by a local ma...
God, there's not much in the way of good news this morning, is there? It's sometimes hard to reconcile writing something as light-hearted and flippant as celebrity gossip when something bigger and realer and far more important is happening in the world. So this is a bit of a cheat story - the horrendous injustice of the Trayvon Martin murder verdict (yes, that's a "not guilty" for blatant murderer George Zimmerman, in case you live under a rock) may not be celebrity news, but stars reactin...
Damn, this is really sad news. I know we spend a lot of time making fun of celebs here and giving them a hard time - after all, we're called Evil Beet and it is, of course, all in jest - but there's no way to write this story up other than to be totally genuine. Glee actor Cory Monteith was found dead in his Vancouver hotel room yesterday at age 31 - incredibly shocking news to just about everyone, even myself.
I've never been a fan of the actor or the show, so I'm not sure why this one hit me as much as it...
will.i.am is pretty much the worst and I can't stand the sight of him - which is too bad for me since he turns up EVERYWHERE and we can't seem to get rid of him no matter how hard we try. Now he wants to try and make himself even more relevant by collaborating with... Taylor Swift? Dear God.
From E! News:
"Taylor Swift is dope," will.i.am told me earlier this week before performing at a music festival in Norway.
"I'd like to work with Taylor Swift. I like the girl. We could do something really fantasy-like. That would be cool....
Cold as ice: Did George Clooney break up with Stacy Keibler over the phone? [The Superficial]
Robert Downey Jr definitely deserves those two thumbs up [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West lost his damn mind again and this time it was caught on camera [ICYDK]
Paula Deen is firing other people now, instead [Amy Grindhouse]
Uh oh, Lady GaGa left the house without her shirt on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
I'm pretty sure 90% of Kate Upton's wardrobe is just bikinis [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh lo...
A former bodyguard who worked with Michael Jackson while he was in the UK back in 2009 claims that the late popstar knew he was going to die and told him so just days before he actually did. Apparently Michael was afraid he wouldn't see his kids grow up, and unfortunately, he was too right.
From Now:
MJ's former bodyguard Matt Fiddes has revealed a shock new twist: Michael had chillingly predicted his own premature death and knew that he wouldn't live long enough to see his children Paris, Prin...
It seems natural that a "Christian" fame-whore whose beliefs took a back seat to a pile of cash would spawn an arrogant piece of shit like Justin Bieber, and indeed that's happened. Pattie Mallette keeps giving interviews about shit no one cares to hear (besides maybe Beliebers), and her newest one with Parade saw her chatting (again) about just what humble beginnings Justin had and just how hard she worked to raise him right. You know, like millions of other single parents do around the world eve...
So we're all aware that Sandra Bullock is great and her son Louis Bardot is absolutely adorable, right? That's a thing we're all in agreement on? Good. Sandra has dedicated most of her time and energy now to raising her little dude and has focused all her energy on mom time. Here's some quotes from an interview with Io Donna:
"The only man in my life is my son, and it's probably going to stay this way for a while.
"I go to bed wearing a very baggy one-piece cheetah suit, just because it m...
In a whirlwind romance that rivals even that of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries in terms of brevity, it seems that Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco - who only confirmed the fact that they were dating a couple weeks ago - have already split. Well, that was... brief.
From E! Online:
Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill have split up, a source confirms exclusively to E! News.
The attractive pair had only been outed as a couple barely two weeks ago, prompting a flurry of speculation as to just how l...
Amanda Seyfried took her Lovelace role personally, I suppose, because she's in the August issue of Elle talking about how her vagina needs to spark for her to be in a relationship, which always happens right away. Basically, she won't grow to love you if she doesn't immediately. Lots of people will take issue with that but I actually kind of agree with that. I'm a "know right away" person myself and I never grow to like anyone if I don't in the beginning - that goes for friends, as well. Still, I do...
In what has to be the weirdest, most pointless Twitter rivalry ever, known troublemaker Azealia Banks has started a "beef" (hate that expression) with known doesn't-give-a-fuck-er Lily Allen over... ugly kids? Husbands that look like thumbs? I mean, it's just sorta silly. I was gonna be all, "Here's how it went down!" but.. I kinda just told you. Azealia said something on Twitter about how when she met Lily Allen once, she seemed all "coked up" and that her husband looked like a thumb? So Lily retaliated...
Justin Bieber is about 19, I think (too lazy/don't care enough to look it up). What I do know is he's not of legal drinking age in the US and yet... he won't stop drinking. Because he's famous, he thinks he's above the law and most of the time, he sort of is - most clubs won't turn his punk ass away. However, a Chicago club got in trouble this week when police cited the venue for serving Bieber booze and also kicked him the curb along with his entourage.
From TMZ:
It all went down Tuesday ni...
In what is a bit of happier news, I suppose, the reports were correct and Halle Berry married her longtime fiance and father of her miracle baby Olivier Martinez at Chateau des Conde in Vallery, France on Saturday. It was a small, chill ceremony and some sneaky paparazzo took the image above while hiding in some bushes, I suppose, and then sold it to US Weekly, who published the following:
Sources tell Us that the bride and groom first exchanged vows in a civil ceremony performed by a local ma...
God, there's not much in the way of good news this morning, is there? It's sometimes hard to reconcile writing something as light-hearted and flippant as celebrity gossip when something bigger and realer and far more important is happening in the world. So this is a bit of a cheat story - the horrendous injustice of the Trayvon Martin murder verdict (yes, that's a "not guilty" for blatant murderer George Zimmerman, in case you live under a rock) may not be celebrity news, but stars reactin...
Damn, this is really sad news. I know we spend a lot of time making fun of celebs here and giving them a hard time - after all, we're called Evil Beet and it is, of course, all in jest - but there's no way to write this story up other than to be totally genuine. Glee actor Cory Monteith was found dead in his Vancouver hotel room yesterday at age 31 - incredibly shocking news to just about everyone, even myself.
I've never been a fan of the actor or the show, so I'm not sure why this one hit me as much as it...
will.i.am is pretty much the worst and I can't stand the sight of him - which is too bad for me since he turns up EVERYWHERE and we can't seem to get rid of him no matter how hard we try. Now he wants to try and make himself even more relevant by collaborating with... Taylor Swift? Dear God.
From E! News:
"Taylor Swift is dope," will.i.am told me earlier this week before performing at a music festival in Norway.
"I'd like to work with Taylor Swift. I like the girl. We could do something really fantasy-like. That would be cool....
Cold as ice: Did George Clooney break up with Stacy Keibler over the phone? [The Superficial]
Robert Downey Jr definitely deserves those two thumbs up [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West lost his damn mind again and this time it was caught on camera [ICYDK]
Paula Deen is firing other people now, instead [Amy Grindhouse]
Uh oh, Lady GaGa left the house without her shirt on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
I'm pretty sure 90% of Kate Upton's wardrobe is just bikinis [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh lo...
A former bodyguard who worked with Michael Jackson while he was in the UK back in 2009 claims that the late popstar knew he was going to die and told him so just days before he actually did. Apparently Michael was afraid he wouldn't see his kids grow up, and unfortunately, he was too right.
From Now:
MJ's former bodyguard Matt Fiddes has revealed a shock new twist: Michael had chillingly predicted his own premature death and knew that he wouldn't live long enough to see his children Paris, Prin...
It seems natural that a "Christian" fame-whore whose beliefs took a back seat to a pile of cash would spawn an arrogant piece of shit like Justin Bieber, and indeed that's happened. Pattie Mallette keeps giving interviews about shit no one cares to hear (besides maybe Beliebers), and her newest one with Parade saw her chatting (again) about just what humble beginnings Justin had and just how hard she worked to raise him right. You know, like millions of other single parents do around the world eve...
So we're all aware that Sandra Bullock is great and her son Louis Bardot is absolutely adorable, right? That's a thing we're all in agreement on? Good. Sandra has dedicated most of her time and energy now to raising her little dude and has focused all her energy on mom time. Here's some quotes from an interview with Io Donna:
"The only man in my life is my son, and it's probably going to stay this way for a while.
"I go to bed wearing a very baggy one-piece cheetah suit, just because it m...
In a whirlwind romance that rivals even that of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries in terms of brevity, it seems that Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco - who only confirmed the fact that they were dating a couple weeks ago - have already split. Well, that was... brief.
From E! Online:
Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill have split up, a source confirms exclusively to E! News.
The attractive pair had only been outed as a couple barely two weeks ago, prompting a flurry of speculation as to just how l...
Amanda Seyfried took her Lovelace role personally, I suppose, because she's in the August issue of Elle talking about how her vagina needs to spark for her to be in a relationship, which always happens right away. Basically, she won't grow to love you if she doesn't immediately. Lots of people will take issue with that but I actually kind of agree with that. I'm a "know right away" person myself and I never grow to like anyone if I don't in the beginning - that goes for friends, as well. Still, I do...
In what has to be the weirdest, most pointless Twitter rivalry ever, known troublemaker Azealia Banks has started a "beef" (hate that expression) with known doesn't-give-a-fuck-er Lily Allen over... ugly kids? Husbands that look like thumbs? I mean, it's just sorta silly. I was gonna be all, "Here's how it went down!" but.. I kinda just told you. Azealia said something on Twitter about how when she met Lily Allen once, she seemed all "coked up" and that her husband looked like a thumb? So Lily retaliated...
Justin Bieber is about 19, I think (too lazy/don't care enough to look it up). What I do know is he's not of legal drinking age in the US and yet... he won't stop drinking. Because he's famous, he thinks he's above the law and most of the time, he sort of is - most clubs won't turn his punk ass away. However, a Chicago club got in trouble this week when police cited the venue for serving Bieber booze and also kicked him the curb along with his entourage.
From TMZ:
It all went down Tuesday ni...