I don't see how one can remain "amicable" with an asshole who chokes you in public, then calls it a joke, then releases a public statement about how shitty you are for not defending him for abusing you, but okay, let's just take this joint statement from Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi for what it is. They're getting a divorce and I can't wait.
Here we go...
"Following the separation of Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi there has been much inaccurate speculation in the press over the weekend.
"Nigella and Charles would like to clarify the position. We can confirm that Fiona Shacklet...
Kris Jenner will stoop to any level to get you to watch her new talk show [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey can even bring glamour to a bejeweled arm sling [Lainey Gossip]
Oh look, it's just Rihanna showing off her nipples on stage again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Bar Refaeli really wants you to check out her body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Uh, Kate Moss doesn't like to have a "white boob", apparently [Celebitchy]
Kaley Cuoco's new boyfriend is a real animal [ICYDK]
Wow, well, Jennifer Love Hewitt is really letting herse...
Justin Timberlake's new single is called 'Take Back the Night', which, if you live under a rock, you may not know is also the name of an anti-domestic violence/rape organisation who are none too happy with the whole "coincidence" (Justin's words). In fact, the group has threatened potential legal action as they feel Justin used the phrase "without permission".
Now Justin has spoken out about the whole fiasco, insisting that it totally wasn't on purpose and now that he knows about the ACTUAL T...
Wait a second - do you hear that? That sweet melody of curses being screamed and walls being punched? Oh, that's just Chris Brown reacting to Karma coming to collect what's hers. That's right: Breezy's probation has been revoked, and he could be headed to prison for up to four years. Hallelujah, let heaven and nature sing, etc. A judge will decide his fate on August 16, when he heads back to court.
From TMZ:
That was quick -- the judge just REVOKED
Chris Brown's probation in the Rihann...
I'm not really sure what's going on with Lady GaGa lately, but something tells me whatever it is isn't very good. She's gearing up to release her new single/album/app but didn't look too happy about it as she arrived at a recording studio in LA on Sunday. In fact, she looked vaguely... I dunno what the word is. Ill? Upset? Like a mental patient being carted off to an institution?
Not sure how I feel about what she's done to her hair, either. I mean, that's all very "in" at this point, but it's a bit strange. But GaGa is an ~artist~ so she needs to express herself and we all just need to shut up about it and let her get on with it, I suppose. Also, hilariously, she has a picture of herself in the car's windshield:
Shine on, you crazy diamond. />I'm not really sure what's going on with Lady GaGa lately, but something tells me whatever it is isn't very good. She's gearing up to release her new single/album/app but didn't look too happy about it as she arrived at a recording studio in LA on Sunday. In fact, she looked vaguely... I dunno what the word is. Ill? Upset? Like a mental patient being carted off to an institution?
Not sure how I feel about what she's done to her hair, either. I mean, that's all very "in" at this point, but it's...
Rihanna started a suit a while back against her former accountant claiming that they owed her several million dollars for "mismanaging" her money. They then fired their own suit back at her saying her money loss was her own fault and also trying to get her to sit down for a deposition, which hasn't happened. Now the accountancy firm - Berdon LLP - filed a junction saying that Rihanna isn't cooperating and asking for her to be punished.
From TMZ:
Specifically, Berdon says RiRi has blown o...
Seriously - when the hell is the royal baby going to be born? I feel like we've been waiting for ages and it's high time the Princess of Cambridge greets the world. Good thing Kate Middleton didn't give birth last weekend, since Prince William went off to a charity polo match in Cirencester Park, Gloucestershire. Of course, people were nearby to whisk him back to London if Kate went into labour, but luckily it didn't happen. Still, everyone thinks that William was "glowing" over the baby's up...
Carly Rae Jepsen may have lots of talents (well...) but throwing a baseball isn't one. She threw the opening pitch at the Tampa Bay Rays’ game against the Houston Astros... well, tried to throw. Things didn't really go too well, as you can see above. I mean, I don't expect her to be a top baseball star, but who can't toss a ball?
I'm sure everyone had a nice laugh at this and Carly was pretty embarrassed. And now it's immortalized in gif form! Gotta love it....
There's not much in the way of news going on this week, so now you get a story about how Jimmy Kimmel got married to his girlfriend Molly McNearney over the weekend. We all love a good wedding, though... or something?
From US Weekly:
Jimmy Kimmel is a married man! A little less than a year after proposing to longtime love Molly McNearney, the ABC late-night TV host said "I do" in a star-studded wedding in Ojai, Calif., on Saturday, July 13, sources confirm to Us Weekly.
The happy even...
Our good pal Fergie Ferg has been married to Josh Duhamel for a few years now, but she's finally decided - perhaps because she's about to pop out his kid - to change her name legally. And not just her last name, either. No, she actually WANTS to be called Fergie for the rest of her life. Like, officially. Her actual name is Stacy Ann Ferguson, but if the court approves her paperwork (they will, duh), then she's moving on up... to Fergie Duhamel.
From TMZ:
Ferg -- born Stacy Ann Ferguson -...
Look at that happy couple - don't they just look so in love? Kelly Osbourne and boyfriend Matthew Mosshart are engaged! Matthew proposed to Kelly while on vacation recently in Anguilla and it was pretty romantic.
From Hello Magazine:
Speaking in the exact same location that he got down on one knee during an idyllic holiday in Anguilla, Matthew tells HELLO!: "We were on a balcony that overlooks the ocean. It was just beautiful. She said yes! And then she smiled for the rest of the night!"
Ma...
Stranger things have happened, I suppose, than Jenny McCarthy hooking up with Donnie Wahlberg - the lesser brother, naturally - but that's exactly what's happened. The pair are apparently having a lovely time dating each other and I suppose that's fine because we all want someone to come home to... or something.
From People:
In a coupling you only thought possible in a nostalgic 1990s-era dream, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are dating, PEOPLE has learned – even if they are taking things Step b...
I don't see how one can remain "amicable" with an asshole who chokes you in public, then calls it a joke, then releases a public statement about how shitty you are for not defending him for abusing you, but okay, let's just take this joint statement from Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi for what it is. They're getting a divorce and I can't wait.
Here we go...
"Following the separation of Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi there has been much inaccurate speculation in the press over the weekend.
"Nigella and Charles would like to clarify the position. We can confirm that Fiona Shacklet...
Kris Jenner will stoop to any level to get you to watch her new talk show [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey can even bring glamour to a bejeweled arm sling [Lainey Gossip]
Oh look, it's just Rihanna showing off her nipples on stage again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Bar Refaeli really wants you to check out her body [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Uh, Kate Moss doesn't like to have a "white boob", apparently [Celebitchy]
Kaley Cuoco's new boyfriend is a real animal [ICYDK]
Wow, well, Jennifer Love Hewitt is really letting herse...
Justin Timberlake's new single is called 'Take Back the Night', which, if you live under a rock, you may not know is also the name of an anti-domestic violence/rape organisation who are none too happy with the whole "coincidence" (Justin's words). In fact, the group has threatened potential legal action as they feel Justin used the phrase "without permission".
Now Justin has spoken out about the whole fiasco, insisting that it totally wasn't on purpose and now that he knows about the ACTUAL T...
Wait a second - do you hear that? That sweet melody of curses being screamed and walls being punched? Oh, that's just Chris Brown reacting to Karma coming to collect what's hers. That's right: Breezy's probation has been revoked, and he could be headed to prison for up to four years. Hallelujah, let heaven and nature sing, etc. A judge will decide his fate on August 16, when he heads back to court.
From TMZ:
That was quick -- the judge just REVOKED
Chris Brown's probation in the Rihann...
Rihanna started a suit a while back against her former accountant claiming that they owed her several million dollars for "mismanaging" her money. They then fired their own suit back at her saying her money loss was her own fault and also trying to get her to sit down for a deposition, which hasn't happened. Now the accountancy firm - Berdon LLP - filed a junction saying that Rihanna isn't cooperating and asking for her to be punished.
From TMZ:
Specifically, Berdon says RiRi has blown o...
Seriously - when the hell is the royal baby going to be born? I feel like we've been waiting for ages and it's high time the Princess of Cambridge greets the world. Good thing Kate Middleton didn't give birth last weekend, since Prince William went off to a charity polo match in Cirencester Park, Gloucestershire. Of course, people were nearby to whisk him back to London if Kate went into labour, but luckily it didn't happen. Still, everyone thinks that William was "glowing" over the baby's up...
Carly Rae Jepsen may have lots of talents (well...) but throwing a baseball isn't one. She threw the opening pitch at the Tampa Bay Rays’ game against the Houston Astros... well, tried to throw. Things didn't really go too well, as you can see above. I mean, I don't expect her to be a top baseball star, but who can't toss a ball?
I'm sure everyone had a nice laugh at this and Carly was pretty embarrassed. And now it's immortalized in gif form! Gotta love it....
There's not much in the way of news going on this week, so now you get a story about how Jimmy Kimmel got married to his girlfriend Molly McNearney over the weekend. We all love a good wedding, though... or something?
From US Weekly:
Jimmy Kimmel is a married man! A little less than a year after proposing to longtime love Molly McNearney, the ABC late-night TV host said "I do" in a star-studded wedding in Ojai, Calif., on Saturday, July 13, sources confirm to Us Weekly.
The happy even...
Our good pal Fergie Ferg has been married to Josh Duhamel for a few years now, but she's finally decided - perhaps because she's about to pop out his kid - to change her name legally. And not just her last name, either. No, she actually WANTS to be called Fergie for the rest of her life. Like, officially. Her actual name is Stacy Ann Ferguson, but if the court approves her paperwork (they will, duh), then she's moving on up... to Fergie Duhamel.
From TMZ:
Ferg -- born Stacy Ann Ferguson -...
Look at that happy couple - don't they just look so in love? Kelly Osbourne and boyfriend Matthew Mosshart are engaged! Matthew proposed to Kelly while on vacation recently in Anguilla and it was pretty romantic.
From Hello Magazine:
Speaking in the exact same location that he got down on one knee during an idyllic holiday in Anguilla, Matthew tells HELLO!: "We were on a balcony that overlooks the ocean. It was just beautiful. She said yes! And then she smiled for the rest of the night!"
Ma...
Stranger things have happened, I suppose, than Jenny McCarthy hooking up with Donnie Wahlberg - the lesser brother, naturally - but that's exactly what's happened. The pair are apparently having a lovely time dating each other and I suppose that's fine because we all want someone to come home to... or something.
From People:
In a coupling you only thought possible in a nostalgic 1990s-era dream, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are dating, PEOPLE has learned – even if they are taking things Step b...