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taylor swift Has Taylor Swift got ANOTHER new celebrity boyfriend? [ICYDK] Well, good morning, Vanessa Hudgens! [The Superficial] Kaley Cuoco hits the red carpet without her superhero ex boyfriend [Lainey Gossip] Lea Michele is deciding the fate of 'Glee' [Celebitchy] Hey, check out Rihanna's... whatever the hell this is [Amy Grindhouse] Miley Cyrus is wearing black lace panties, in case you missed that [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Sofia Vergara has a bikini on so you can see how hot she is [Drunk...

Newsflash: Penelope Cruz Is Very Pregnant, Still Hot

penelope cruz Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are having another hot baby together, in case you forgot. I sorta did - I forgot all about them, in fact. But they're still out there, traveling and being beautiful and going to music festivals in the like. That photo above is from the Los Veranos de la Villa Music Festival in Madrid this past Saturday. I'd say there's a baby in there! Apparently, she's due any day now - let's hope she can hold off til after Kate Middleston gives birth so we can get excited for the SPANISH royal baby.  Also, as an a...

More Bullshit: Zayn From One Direction Dresses Like a Woman In New Video

If there's anything more hilarious/super fun to parody than effeminate gay men, it's gotta be dressing in drag! Zayn Malik gets to play a "sexy assistant" called Veronica for One Direction's video for 'Best Song Ever'. In case you forgot, Liam's a "flamboyant" gay dude who tells women that their eyes match their sweater. Somehow, I feel like this is going to be the WORST video ever. Seriously - what is the concept for this video? Try to impersonate marginalised groups for laughs? Sending a secret message about how they're all actually secret gay cross-dressers? One Direction is the worst, and I don't expect them for one second to have any modicum of common sense or reflection on the implications of their "work". They're probably too braindead from all the hair spray and vagina (penis?) fumes. However, they do have handlers and producers and management who should be able to look at certain things and recognise how tasteless they are. />If there's anything more hilarious/super fun to parody than effeminate gay men, it's gotta be dressing in drag! Zayn Malik gets to play a "sexy assistant" called Veronica for One Direction's video for 'Best Song Ever'. In case you forgot, Liam's a "flamboyant" gay dude who tells women that their eyes match their sweater. Somehow, I feel like this is going to be the WORST video ever. Seriously - what is the concept for this video? Try to impersonate marginalised groups for laughs? Sending a secret me...

Nigella Lawson Might End Up Chatting to Oprah Winfrey About Her Asshole Husband

nigella lawson Nigella Lawson is finally divorcing her scumbag husband - the lovely gent who felt it appropriate to choke her in public, joke about it and then admonish her for not defending his honour - and everyone wants the details. According to reports, Oprah Winfrey might just be the one to get them in a sit-down interview in the coming months all about her divorce. From The Sunday Mirror: The domestic goddess, 53, is said to be considering the offer from the telly host, often dubbed “the most influential...

Ned Stark Got A Little Too Out of Hand At A London Pub

sean bean Sean Bean is a great actor who has many strings to his bow, perhaps most popularly (at least here in America) Ned Stark on Game of Thrones. Also popularly, he really really likes getting drunk. I'd probably take to the bottle myself if every character I played died. In any case, Sean got a bit too rowdy at The Washington in Belsize Park, North London a few too many times and now he's banned from the establishment because of it. LOL. From The Sun: Bean — known to enjoy a pint — is sai...

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andy dick Well, it's pretty clear Andy Dick has fallen off the wagon again [The Superficial] Aw, Shailene Woodley did her first Comic-Con this weekend [Lainey Gossip] Beyoncé and Jay-Z attended a Travon Martin rally in NYC [Celebitchy] Miley Cyrus is wearing denim cut-offs as underwear these days [Amy Grindhouse] 'Dancing with the Stars' Peta Murgatroyd has a little nip action for you [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Well, we already knew that Rihanna likes her bikini waxes... [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Miranda Kerr is definitely filling the void [IDLYITW] The modeling world is devastat...

Evil Beet and Fandango’s Summer of Action Team Up To Bring You An Awesome Prize Pack

SOA Do you love your movies? Want to receive a FREE Summer of Action movie prize pack, courtesy of Fandango? Of course you do! "What do I win?" we hear you cry. Well, we'll tell you: · $30 worth of Fandango movie tickets AND · $50 Visa gift card Yes, that's right - $30 of movie awesomeness AND $50 to spend on whatever takes your fancy. Wow! $80 to get your action movie fix this summer with Fandango! How cool is that? There's no shortage of summer blockbusters to choose from when spen...

OH GOD NO: Brandi Glanville May Be Getting Her Own Show

brandi glanville Perhaps this won't be all that surprising given the supreme level of absolute shit that gets put on TV, but word on the street is that Brandi Glanville may be getting her own spinoff reality show centering around her dating life. She's about the film the pilot and if it's bought (let's be honest: Bravo will buy anything), then that's it. Ugh, everything's the worst. From Radar Online: “Brandi will be taping a pilot for Bravo and it’s for her own spin-off show,” a source close to the situ...

‘Glee’ Will Do Cory Monteith Tribute Before “Long Hiatus”

cory monteith Cory Monteith's untimely death has saddened many, not least of which are his Glee family. Let's be honest: people are going to think show execs are dicks no matter how they handle his character, Finn's, storyline when the new season begins this fall. Still, they would like to do him justice by planning a tribute episode before taking a "long hiatus" to figure out the next steps. From Deadline: “We will begin shooting in late August the two shows we had already written, so that people can physically go back to work,” [showrunner Ry...

Kanye West Rants About Taylor Swift, Pink and Eninem In Leaked Tape From 2009

If Kanye West was super upset about his 'Black Skinhead' video being leaked, he'll probably be extra annoyed that a tape from 2009 and obtained by Gawker - apparently from the very night of his infamous MTV VMA/Taylor Swift brouhaha - has now been released to the public. In the game, Kanye rants against Taylor, against Pink (what did she ever do to you?), about Eminem, his late mother's death, etc. It's sorta nutso in the way that only Kanye can be. Here's the transcript:
I'd rather just let the [inaudible] speak for itself. You know, it's like, I was happy to be in a situation where people couldn't say, oh, I was trying to promote my own song. For the times that I've, like, defended myself... [Tape break] I'm pushing the envelope! I wrote my fuckin' 'Run This Town' verse for a fuckin' month! When I heard Eminem's verse on the Drake shit, I went back and rewrote my shit for two days. I canceled appointments to rewrite! I fuckin' care! You know what I'm saying? And that's what I'm saying. Because I did that, Taylor Swift cannot win over Beyoncé! Because I wrote my verse in two days, Taylor Swift cannot beat Beyoncé. As long as I'm alive! And if I'm alive, kill me then! Kill me then! As long as I'm alive, you gon' have to deal with it. 'Cause there ain't gonna be no more motherfucking Elvises with no James Browns. [A female voice asks, "Why are you so angry? What's the anger?"] Because my mother got arrested for the fuckin' sit-ins. My mother died for this fame shit! I moved to fuckin' Hollywood chasing this shit. My mother died because of this shit. Fuck MTV. It ain't no love. What the fuck was Pink performing? Don't nobody know that song. Pink performed twice! Two songs? How the fuck Pink perform two songs and I didn't even get asked to perform "Heartless." "Heartless" is the biggest song of the year! It had the most spins of the first quarter! I don't know that Pink song! But I noticed that she's pink! They put me in a fuckin' room and [inaudible - maybe "projected it"]. [A male voice asks, "How the fuck did Eminem get the Best Hip-Hop song in 2008?"] Eminem won Best Video! Rap Video! Yo, when he wont that shit, I was so happy. I was so happy I [unclear - "ran all this shit," maybe]. I said, "Nigga, I'm gon' do this until y'all put a bullet in my head. I'm runnin' up to y'all, put a..." [tape cuts].
I mean, I try to let Kanye rock with whatever insanity he's spouting, but I'm particularly intrigued by his claim that his mother died for fame. Um... she didn't, actually - she unfortunately passed away due to complications from plastic surgery and she wasn't famous, nor was she trying to be. I understand the loose connection he's going for, I suppose, but it's loose at best. />If Kanye West was super upset about his 'Black Skinhead' video being leaked, he'll probably be extra annoyed that a tape from 2009 and obtained by Gawker - apparently from the very night of his infamous MTV VMA/Taylor Swift brouhaha - has now been released to the public. In the game, Kanye rants against Taylor, against Pink (what did she ever do to you?), about Eminem, his late mother's death, etc. It's sorta nutso in the way that only Kanye can be. Here's the transcript: I'd rather just let the [inaudib...

Shailene Woodley Got Some Advice from Jennifer Lawrence For Her Own Dystopian Teen Film

shailene woodley tris I loved Divergent and the follow-up, Insurgent - it's a great YA dystopian book series by Veronica Roth in the vein of The Hunger Games (and only successful because of it). So of course they're making a movie of it, because when the consumer seems to like something, we have to be sold 5,000 versions of it no matter how poor they are, how overloaded we are or anything. People will pay for it, and money rules everything, blah blah. In any case, I'm not against a Divergent movie - but I am ab...

Justin Bieber’s Latest Spitting Victim Has Filed A Report

justin bieber Justin Bieber got into it with a bro at an Ohio club he was too young to be in and eventually spat in his face after hurling some rather hilarious insults his way. Addison Ulhaq, the club's DJ and a student at Ohio State University, became Bieber's human spittoon during the incident and has since filed a report with police. Apparently in the report he claims that he doesn't want anything done at the moment, he just wants to make note of it. Is this a precursor to a lawsuit? Things seem to be h...