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amanda bynes How did Sam Lufti get involved with Amanda Bynes? [The Superficial] Aaron Paul loves all the bitches - remember that [Lainey Gossip] Britney Spears and her sons went to the 'Smurfs 2' premiere [Amy Grindhouse] There might be a Miley Cyrus reality show, if that's your thing [ICYDK] Gwyneth Paltrow thinks they do education better in England [Celebitchy] Nicole Richie is sexy, yes or no? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Hot or not: Would you still bang Mario Lopez? [I'm Not Obsessed] Katy Perry r...

Adam Levine Thinks People Are Stupid For Listening to the Media

adam levine Remember how one day the wrong person went home on The Voice and Adam Levine got all bent out of shape and said, "I hate this country!" in frustration? Well, a bunch of people got their panties in a bunch about that and started accusing him of hating America. You know, because one would make that statement on a reality TV singing competition if that was the case. Anyhow, newly engaged Adam is... bizarrely still talking about it and basically said people who buy the sensationalism of the p...

Is It Possible To Be Tired of Lady GaGa’s Artpop Before It’s Even Come Out?

lady gaga ... Because if so, I definitely am. Above is the artwork for Lady GaGa's first single from Artpop, entitled 'Applause'. Well, she's certainly getting that from me - a nice, slow clap as I try to figure out what the fuck is wrong with this sad clown makeup with an "avant garde" twist. Make it stop. At least she's not naked in this shot - not literally, anyway. I'm sure metaphorically, this is a peek into GaGa's very soul. There's a big statement here (according to her), I'm sure of it. Ine...

Jennifer Aniston Is In No Rush To Get Married

American Cinematheque 26th Annual Award Presentation To Ben Stiller 2012 Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux may have stopped talking about their wedding, but that's only just because Jennifer doesn't really care about getting married. Sure, it'll happen eventually, but what's the rush? Some couples stay engaged for years! Maybe even decades! Maybe they'll just never have a wedding and why does it matter because it's just a silly wedding!!!!!!! Anyway, Jennifer basically told E News (via Metro) that there's no hurry for a ceremony since the pair "already feel married"...

Some Justin Bieber Lookalike Punked Beliebers In Boston

The title alone is appealing to me. Justin Bieber fans getting punked over their beloved? I'M IN. Some kid named Jeremy Frost and his co-stars from Three Amigos Comedy, whatever the fuck that is (it's a YouTube channel), decided to go out and "surprise" fans in Boston since so many people are always telling him how much he looks like Baby Jesus himself. Here's what Jeremy's brother Zack told Mashable about the adventure:
To prank the Beliebers, Frost wore Bieber's signature hoodie, sunglasses and snapback hat. He made his way through the crowd, followed by friends acting as paparazzi and bodyguards. The reaction was instantaneous: girls screamed, chased after him and asked him to pose for photos. "Luckily, we had a couple of people with us to hold some of the girls back. Then, when we went inside, people continued to take pictures and put them on Twitter," Zack wrote in an email to Mashable.
Well, that sounds like a fun day out. I can't believe how stupid these girls are, though - yeah, he looks VAGUELY like Justin Bieber, and I get that he had sunglasses on to make it more convincing, but like... no. Up close, you can tell right away that this kid is NOT Justin. Plus, these girls fantasize about him, masturbate over him, study his every move - how do they not know what he actually looks like? I guess he is a bit difficult to recognize without all the spit. /> The title alone is appealing to me. Justin Bieber fans getting punked over their beloved? I'M IN. Some kid named Jeremy Frost and his co-stars from Three Amigos Comedy, whatever the fuck that is (it's a YouTube channel), decided to go out and "surprise" fans in Boston since so many people are always telling him how much he looks like Baby Jesus himself. Here's what Jeremy's brother Zack told Mashable about the adventure: To prank the Beliebers, Frost wore Bieber's signature hoodie, sungla...

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andrew garfield emma stone Andrew Garfield compares Emma Stone to a purebred dog [Amy Grindhouse] No, Jenny McCarthy didn't really say that, okay? [The Superficial] Attention, world: Cate Blanchett is still really beautiful [Lainey Gossip] Well, at least we know Tish Cyrus loves her daughter [Amy Grindhouse] DJ Kid Kraddick has passed away [Fishwrapper] Paris Hilton went shopping with no bra in a see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] No, Scarlett Johansson is NOT engaged, thank you [ICYDK] Kate Middleton gave birth without painkill...

Miley Cyrus Got Naked For A Marc Jacobs T-Shirt

miley cyrus Marc Jacobs is releasing t-shirts for $35 a pop to support skin cancer research, and guess who got naked for it? If you guessed Lady GaGa, you're (surprisingly) wrong. No, it's Miley Cyrus who covers her privates and hides her nips behind the words 'PROTECT THE SKIN YOU'RE IN' on the top, which is... really boring. Proceeds from the shirt will go to New York University Cancer Institute and New York University Langone Medical Center and will be available in Europe from next month. Not sure a...

Even ‘Sharknado’ Doesn’t Want Tara Reid

tara reid sharknado You know things aren't going too well for you when a Sy-Fy movie about a tornado full of sharks cuts you from its sequel. That's exactly what's happened to Tara Reid! :( Despite the wild success of Sharknado, producers have decided she won't appear in the follow-up film and only Ian Ziering will return. Whaaaaat? From TMZ: Sources connected to the production tell TMZ ... producers had a meeting this past week to discuss plans for the New York-based sequel -- and the only actor they want ...

Here’s The Hotel Room Amanda Bynes Trashed

amanda bynes hotel room 7 Amanda Bynes has had a bit of a whirlwind past year or two. What started as pretty stupid shit (calling everyone who would listen ugly) quickly escalated to more serious problems including DUIs and subsequent arrests, drug use, eating disorders, self-harm, plastic surgery obsessions, throwing bongs from windows and finally setting a fire in an old person's driveway, which landed her on a 5150 psychiatric hold for two weeks. Before she was taken in, however, she got into some shit by trashing...

Yes, Seriously: Kim & Kanye Went With “North West” to Avoid KKK Jokes

kim kardashian kanye west In a story that would almost be too ridiculous to believe if it were about anyone else besides Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, it's been reported that the pair decided to name their daughter North instead of, I dunno, Knorth or another K-name, in order to avoid KKK jokes. Because, you know, those are so plentiful. This could totally be utter bullshit, but we are talking about the couple who spent $750,000 on gold-plated shit bowls. In a new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians filmed before Kim gave birt...

Conrad Murray Is Probably Getting Out of Prison Soon

conrad murray "Dr." Conrad Murray has been in prison for nearly two years after being found guilty of manslaughter over the death of Michael Jackson, but it's looking like his time behind bars may be coming to an end and he'll be released in October, about halfway through his four-year sentence. The early release is apparently a reward for Murray's "good behaviour" and also the overcrowding of California jails. That's right - let's let a bro convicted of manslaughter out of jail before we let the low-level "drug" criminals (r...

Oh Look, Lady GaGa Is Naked Again

lady gaga Lady GaGa is back on the ho stroll with a new album (and an app!) to promote, and what better way to do that than getting naked? Seriously, she just can't seem to keep her clothes on these days and it's kinda making me want to vomit. Clearly she hasn't got the memo that you can be sensual and sexy without, you know, sitting around in the nude. I feel like I'd be a bad feminist if I didn't embrace a woman's right to strip down to her birthday suit if she so chooses. I'm totally into that! But I fe...