I'm really torn on reporting this one because I think Chris Brown is a fucking scumbag. However, I'm also a decent human being with a conscience and wouldn't wish nasty shit on other people, regardless of how awful they are. It's called karma, people. That's why I really don't know what to say about the fact that Chris Brown apparently suffered a seizure while at a Los Angeles recording studio in the early hours of Friday morning. He's okay, for the record.
From E! Online:
Emergency personnel reportedly rushed to a Los Angeles recording studio early Friday morning after receiving a call t...
I'm not sure how slow news was this week that this had to be a thing, but I guess Justin Bieber went to a nightclub (duh) and was there looking for girls, but since the club was super crowded and very dark, he had to be resourceful and... use a flashlight to seek them out? He was at the South Pointe club in the Hamptons last Sunday and thought the flashlight would get girls' attention. Then, when it worked on two gold diggers, he got in some big fight over a bowtie? I don't even know.
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Vince Vaughn revealed in April that he and wife Kyla Weber were expecting their second child, and now that second child is here! Kyla gave birth in Los Angeles on Wednesday to a healthy baby boy called (wait for it) Vernon Lindsay Vaughn. I wasn't sure if I was totally on board with that name at first, but then I read that the name is in honour of Vince's father and then I pictured a tiny baby with an old man name and all was well with the world. Baby Vernon! What's not to love?
Here's the scoop US Weekly had, which is basically the same as what I just told you, but whatever:
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I've been in Vegas for the past five days and this is the news I come back to: Ashley Tisdale and boyfriend Christopher French are apparently engaged. Christopher is in some band called Annie Automatic (sounds too ~rock 'n' roll~ for me!) and Ashley was in High School Musical and that's really all I can tell you about their background without Googling - and really I only know this much because it was cited in the original article.
ANYWAY, the pair only started dating in December 2012 afte...
Sarah Michelle Gellar has never had such a career high as she did during Buffy, The Vampire Slayer - the show was massive and still has a profound cultural relevance, if my Tumblr dashboard is anything to go by. Since lots of other long-gone shows are getting movies these days, SMG has piped up, saying she'd definitely do a Buffy movie if anyone wanted to put one together that actually worked well, hint hint.
From E! Online:
"Joss and I always talk about [a movie]," Gellar told me during an int...
Taylor Swift is currently on tour in support of her most recent album, Red, and was performing in Pittsburgh last month when she accidentally uppercut herself Mortal Kombat-style and chipped a tooth. Well, that sounds painful... and sort of hard to do. Luckily, someone took video of the incident (above), so we're all privy to what happened. Also luckily, she's a multi-millionaire so she can pay to have it fixed.
Here's what Tay had to say to Rolling Stone about the incident the next night, after she'd performed in another city:
Tonight I was particularly hung up on not chipping another tooth like last show in Pittsburgh, definitely. It had a tip on [the tooth] and it doesn't anymore. I try to be really quick with the microphone, so I'm not standing there just waiting to sing with my mic right next to my face, so I really quickly pulled my mic up to sing and basically uppercut punched myself in the tooth. And then part of it fell onto the stage and I was like, "Oh, I wonder how bad that was. I wonder which tooth that is and I wonder how bad that is," and I was just trying not to chip another one tonight. I'm not doing anything about it. It's just gonna be a little bit jagged, I guess, but the family-owned dental clinic in Los Algodones will fix it for me when I'm back.
Damn, girl. That sounds pretty painful. Also, it's reminded me that I really need to make a dentist appointment for sometime this month. Gotta keep those pearly whites gleamin'!
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Taylor Swift is currently on tour in support of her most recent album, Red, and was performing in Pittsburgh last month when she accidentally uppercut herself Mortal Kombat-style and chipped a tooth. Well, that sounds painful... and sort of hard to do. Luckily, someone took video of the incident (above), so we're all privy to what happened. Also luckily, she's a multi-millionaire so she can pay to have it fixed.
Here's what Tay had to say to Rolling Stone about the incident the next night, after s...
Britney Spears is recording new material, but she's saying that her new album "needs to be perfect", which means we may all be waiting a long ass time because some things, even autotune can't fix. I kid, of course - I love me some BritBrit, but y'all know she needs some serious help in the vocal department. In any case, the new album is meant to be a gift for the hardcore Britney stans, so that sounds promising. Here's her tweet about it:
It's coming sooner than you think ;) But this albu...
Amanda Bynes is still on 5150 psychiatric hold after setting a fire in some woman's driveway, but she's none too pleased about it and wants to get the hell out. She's been trying to get her lawyer to get a judge to let her go since she can apparently take care of herself and doesn't need watching, but the court's been like, "Nah, you're good, you chill right there for a minute."
From TMZ:
Amanda appeared before a judge in the psych ward, as her lawyer argued there was no legal basis to hold her for the two additional weeks ... sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ.
Our...
It wasn't so long ago that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green had their baby boy, Noah, right? In fact, I think he's only about 9 months old, right? Well, apparently April O'Neil is a permanent resident of the Fertile Crescent (lol) because she's already pregnant with their second kid.
From The New York Post:
Megan Fox is pregnant with her second child with husband Brian Austin Green, Page Six has exclusively confirmed. Fox is represented by top publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who told us...
Alright, so Simon Cowell hasn't confirmed the fact that he knocked up his friend's woman, socialite Lauren Silverman, but he also hasn't denied it and basically said he'll make an official statement later... maybe when her baby bump's too big to hide? Here's what he had to say at the TCA press tour on Thursday (via DS):
Cowell joked: "I haven't read the newspapers, did I miss anything?"
The X Factor judge added that he wants to keep his personal life "private", saying: "It's just one of those things...
Not really sure what to make of this interview, but Jennifer Aniston turned up on her friend Chelsea Handler's talkshow, Chelsea Lately, for a little chit chat. While there, Chelsea asked Jen to comment on rumours that she and forever fiancé Justin Theroux are nudists. Turns out, they're not but they do raise chickens? I don't know, but here's People's recap of the episode:
"We don't walk around nude, darling," she told good friend Chelsea Handler. "I mean, we do when it's appropriate. He's comfortable enough...
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