Victoria Beckham doth protest too much. Homegirl is always trying to act like their family is "normal" and totally down-to-earth when that's sorta impossible when you have so many millions of dollars and do things like taking a damn helicopter to your son's parents' evening because you were running late at a photoshoot for Australian Vogue.
That's exactly what happened when, during her recent interview for the magazine, she realised she might not make it to Brooklyn's school in time. So sh...
Lady GaGa is so obnoxious that she makes me want to pull my hair out strand by strand. I'm not sure what that would accomplish, but that's how she makes me feel. After going on a completely melodramatic rant when a paltry 12 seconds of her shit single, 'Applause', was leaked online, she then went on the offensive and responded to people who said it was totally shit by claiming that bloggers aren't critics and the only people worth listening to are "music scholars" (...) and fans (uh...).
Dont focus on ANY blogger criticism. I have been a producer/songwriter/...
Ah, Lance Bass. Where's he been, what's he been doing? You know, besides outing members of One Direction and feeling the wrath of Amanda Bynes. Well, I'll tell you: he's getting ready to judge the Miss America 2013 pageant, because why not? I've never watched it (and don't know anyone who does) but I have caught some pretty stellar YouTube "bloopers" of idiotic shit the contestants have said, and that's enough for me.
But let's stay on topic. Lance announced his gig on his Sirius XM radio s...
In case you forgot or haven't read any of the 8,000 other interviews Miley Cyrus has given in recent months saying the exact same thing, she really, REALLY wants you to know that she was never anything like her Disney character, Hannah Montana. No, that was just a money-making "empire" (her words) and those evil Disney bastards tried to stifle her true essence because they wanted to keep their squeaky clean image. How dare they!
From The Daily Star Sunday:
“I don’t think I’ve ever had to e...
Poor Michael Jackson must be spinning in his grave like a whirling dervish given all the bullshit that's gone down since his death. Not only has his family gone bonkers as they fight over his money and his estate, but his poor kids are suffering and now Justin Bieber wants to buy his Neverland ranch. Does it ever end?
From The Sunday People:
Justin Bieber is looking to buy his idol Michael Jackson’s beloved Neverland so he can escape the madness of central Los Angeles, the Sunday Peopl...
... And not out of the pain of having to watch her pretend to be Barbra Streisand reincarnate (I laugh to keep from crying!). Instead, Lea Michele gave an incredibly touching tribute to her on screen and real life boyfriend Cory Monteith, whose death last month was a sudden and shocking tragedy that hit a lot of people far more than they thought it would - myself included. While Lea kept quiet about Cory's passing for several weeks following, she has since thanked fans for their support and ...
You know, just when I try to be a decent human being, Chris Brown goes and does something to show what a royal dickhead he is and makes me regret ever being civil (if not far too kind to this scumbag). That's right - after suffering a seizure at a Los Angeles recording studio the other day, Chris is blaming the incident on... well, you and me. You see, we're all just far too mean to him and all the "negativity" made him ill. Wait, what's that sound... can you hear it? Shh... listen:
FUUUUU...
I'm not even going to bother to embed one of the YouTube uploads of the 12 second snippets of Lady GaGa's upcoming single, 'Applause', because they'll most likely be deleted by the time you see this. That being said, it's... not good. In fact, it's kinda shit. Forget the fact that it's a paltry 12 seconds of the song that made it online, though - Mother Monster is piiiiiiiissed off that anyone dare leak her precious art before its time and she took to Twitter to vent her frustrations:
Lor...
Listen, I know that Oprah is an American superstar, but I also assume she has a level of fame that would mean she'd be recognized around the world - at least in major cities in the developed world. Apparently Zurich, Switzerland didn't get the message, since Oprah was in the country for Tina Turner's wedding (LOL) and decided to do a little shopping. However, things went downhill when a shop assistant repeatedly refused to show O a bag she wanted because she thought she couldn't afford it. Wh...
Justin Bieber performed at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey on Wednesday night - or rather, he "performed", if reports are correct. Apparently he lip synced his entire concert and seemed all strung out and people are none too happy about it. Here's a hint: don't go to a Justin Bieber concert with high hopes.
From WENN:
Justin Bieber has fallen foul of music critics who have branded his performance in New Jersey on Wednesday “sluggish”, “bored” and “lazy” and accuse...
I don't really care about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - not as a couple or individually, for that matter (although I will say I went to a party at a designer's studio last year and Amber Heard was there and was kinda mindblowingly gorgeous). Their romance just doesn't move me - and why should it, really, considering we don't know them? In any case, Amber did an interview with Flare magazine in which she felt the need to clear up any "misconceptions" (uh...) and let people know that she and Johnny are nothing like Brangelina. Because you were obviously making that comparison.
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If you haven't watched Homeland before, you still have about six weeks to catch up on the first two seasons before the third one starts, so I recommend you get on that. Claire Danes in what is arguably the best role of her entire career? Check. Mandy Patinkin being fucking awesome? Check. British people with American accents? Check. Annoying teenagers who overact? Check. Drama that's totally not how things would play out in real life but is still completely addicting and almost but not quite believable? Check. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? You gotta watch it!
The third season of Homeland starts on September 29, and we should be picking up where we left off (spoiler-ish alert): Carrie's back at the CIA with Saul, Brody's on the run, his family doesn't know what the hell to think, etc. While the trailer shows a series of clips all out of sync and doesn't give too much detail, it's just enough to get excited about. AHHHH!
What are your theories for the upcoming season? What did you think of the way things ended last time? I'm still devastated about the whole Carrie/Brody fallout. />
If you haven't watched Homeland before, you still have about six weeks to catch up on the first two seasons before the third one starts, so I recommend you get on that. Claire Danes in what is arguably the best role of her entire career? Check. Mandy Patinkin being fucking awesome? Check. British people with American accents? Check. Annoying teenagers who overact? Check. Drama that's totally not how things would play out in real life but is still completely addicting and almost but not quite believabl...
Victoria Beckham doth protest too much. Homegirl is always trying to act like their family is "normal" and totally down-to-earth when that's sorta impossible when you have so many millions of dollars and do things like taking a damn helicopter to your son's parents' evening because you were running late at a photoshoot for Australian Vogue.
That's exactly what happened when, during her recent interview for the magazine, she realised she might not make it to Brooklyn's school in time. So sh...
Lady GaGa is so obnoxious that she makes me want to pull my hair out strand by strand. I'm not sure what that would accomplish, but that's how she makes me feel. After going on a completely melodramatic rant when a paltry 12 seconds of her shit single, 'Applause', was leaked online, she then went on the offensive and responded to people who said it was totally shit by claiming that bloggers aren't critics and the only people worth listening to are "music scholars" (...) and fans (uh...).
Dont focus on ANY blogger criticism. I have been a producer/songwriter/...
Ah, Lance Bass. Where's he been, what's he been doing? You know, besides outing members of One Direction and feeling the wrath of Amanda Bynes. Well, I'll tell you: he's getting ready to judge the Miss America 2013 pageant, because why not? I've never watched it (and don't know anyone who does) but I have caught some pretty stellar YouTube "bloopers" of idiotic shit the contestants have said, and that's enough for me.
But let's stay on topic. Lance announced his gig on his Sirius XM radio s...
In case you forgot or haven't read any of the 8,000 other interviews Miley Cyrus has given in recent months saying the exact same thing, she really, REALLY wants you to know that she was never anything like her Disney character, Hannah Montana. No, that was just a money-making "empire" (her words) and those evil Disney bastards tried to stifle her true essence because they wanted to keep their squeaky clean image. How dare they!
From The Daily Star Sunday:
“I don’t think I’ve ever had to e...
Poor Michael Jackson must be spinning in his grave like a whirling dervish given all the bullshit that's gone down since his death. Not only has his family gone bonkers as they fight over his money and his estate, but his poor kids are suffering and now Justin Bieber wants to buy his Neverland ranch. Does it ever end?
From The Sunday People:
Justin Bieber is looking to buy his idol Michael Jackson’s beloved Neverland so he can escape the madness of central Los Angeles, the Sunday Peopl...
... And not out of the pain of having to watch her pretend to be Barbra Streisand reincarnate (I laugh to keep from crying!). Instead, Lea Michele gave an incredibly touching tribute to her on screen and real life boyfriend Cory Monteith, whose death last month was a sudden and shocking tragedy that hit a lot of people far more than they thought it would - myself included. While Lea kept quiet about Cory's passing for several weeks following, she has since thanked fans for their support and ...
You know, just when I try to be a decent human being, Chris Brown goes and does something to show what a royal dickhead he is and makes me regret ever being civil (if not far too kind to this scumbag). That's right - after suffering a seizure at a Los Angeles recording studio the other day, Chris is blaming the incident on... well, you and me. You see, we're all just far too mean to him and all the "negativity" made him ill. Wait, what's that sound... can you hear it? Shh... listen:
FUUUUU...
I'm not even going to bother to embed one of the YouTube uploads of the 12 second snippets of Lady GaGa's upcoming single, 'Applause', because they'll most likely be deleted by the time you see this. That being said, it's... not good. In fact, it's kinda shit. Forget the fact that it's a paltry 12 seconds of the song that made it online, though - Mother Monster is piiiiiiiissed off that anyone dare leak her precious art before its time and she took to Twitter to vent her frustrations:
Lor...
Listen, I know that Oprah is an American superstar, but I also assume she has a level of fame that would mean she'd be recognized around the world - at least in major cities in the developed world. Apparently Zurich, Switzerland didn't get the message, since Oprah was in the country for Tina Turner's wedding (LOL) and decided to do a little shopping. However, things went downhill when a shop assistant repeatedly refused to show O a bag she wanted because she thought she couldn't afford it. Wh...
Justin Bieber performed at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey on Wednesday night - or rather, he "performed", if reports are correct. Apparently he lip synced his entire concert and seemed all strung out and people are none too happy about it. Here's a hint: don't go to a Justin Bieber concert with high hopes.
From WENN:
Justin Bieber has fallen foul of music critics who have branded his performance in New Jersey on Wednesday “sluggish”, “bored” and “lazy” and accuse...
I don't really care about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - not as a couple or individually, for that matter (although I will say I went to a party at a designer's studio last year and Amber Heard was there and was kinda mindblowingly gorgeous). Their romance just doesn't move me - and why should it, really, considering we don't know them? In any case, Amber did an interview with Flare magazine in which she felt the need to clear up any "misconceptions" (uh...) and let people know that she and Johnny are nothing like Brangelina. Because you were obviously making that comparison.
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