Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Timberlake Is Getting MTV’s Video Vanguard Award

justin timberlake Justin Timberlake has contributed some cool stuff to pop music, I guess, and all the young, hip folks seem to like him. I think he's got some good songs, but he's no messiah. Still, MTV has decided to honour him with their Michael Jackson 'Video Vanguard' award during next Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards, which is going to turn parts of my borough into an obnoxious deathtrap. Residents of Brooklyn, you'll need to hit up the Brooklyn Junction Target instead of the Atlantic Center... unless of c...

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rob lowe Does Rob Lowe have a secret fountain of youth or something? [Lainey Gossip] Breaking: Tom Brady smiled at something that isn't a water slide [The Superficial] Justin Bieber did something good, broke a charity record [Celebitchy] Rihanna shouldn't quit her day job and should leave clothes alone [Splash News Online] Lindsay Lohan managed to scare away six other patients in rehab [Amy Grindhouse] Jim Carrey actually did 'Kick Ass 2' a major favor [Starpulse] Adam Driver takes ...

Try Again, Miley Cyrus: A Terry Richardson Extravaganza

miley cyrus terry richardson 3 You've gotta hand it to Miley Cyrus. She is 100% committed to being an annoying poseur and shedding that Hannah Montana skin once and for all. In addition to teaming up with her "baby father" French Montana and... I dunno, all the other bullshit she's been pulling over the past few months, I think the entire world is just done with her ass. Not her literal ass - but as you can see above, she's happy to get that out for ya. She's so edgy! She's such a free spirit! OMG MILEY!!! Basically, sta...

Kris Jenner Swears That Khloe & Lamar Aren’t Getting Divorced

khloe kardashian lamar odom ... Which most likely means that they are. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married back in 2009 after dating for about a month, so it's no surprise that thinks aren't so honky dory four years on. Especially since Lamar has apparently been cheating on Khloe for years, and with several women, at that. He even got in a fight with a paparazzo who dared to question him about sticking it in other ladies. In any case, all of this has led to rumours that Khlomar will soon be no more, prompting ...

Amanda Bynes Is Apparently Suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

amanda bynes All's been quiet on the Amanda Bynes front since she set that fire in that old woman's driveway and was taken in on a 5150 psychiatric hold, where she will remain for at least the next three weeks or so, since doctors at the Hillman Psychiatric Center in Ventura County were successful in extending the hold for another 30 days as of last week. Apparently, Amanda's suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and is undergoing treatment for it, but there's a long road ahead of her in order to ge...

Russell Simmons Is Sorry About That Whole Harriet Tubman Sex Tape Parody Thing

harriet tubman video Ugh, I can't even believe this is a thing, but whatever. Russell Simmons' All Def Digital site posted this "comedy" video featuring DeStorm Power, Shanna Malcolm and Jason Horton. Called ADD History: Harriet Tubman Sex Tape, the video was described as an "off-record account of how Harriet Tubman blackmailed her master into letting her run the Underground Railroad". It was incredibly tasteless, considering it made light of what was definitely not consensual sex between Harriet Tubman and her...

It’s Not Usher’s Fault His 5-Year-Old Son Nearly Drowned

usher I'm sure you've heard by now that Usher's 5-year-old son, also named Usher, was rushed to hospital last week after he nearly drowned in the pool at his father's Atlanta home. He had to be resuscitated because he took in large amounts of water and basically almost died. The incident is doubly awful considering Usher's ex-wife and little Usher's mother Tameka Foster already lost her 11-year-old son from another marriage last year after a jet skiing accident. In any case, little Usher is okay ...

Lady GaGa Is a Shell of Her Former Self

lady gaga Lady GaGa is about 25 shades of crazy and now that she's about to release a new album, she's spewing it all over the place in various "candid" interviews in which she tells all about her pain and struggles in life. Basically, it's hard to be a rich white girl who loves drugs and will never be skinny enough :( Her latest interview, with V Magazine, sees Stefani talk about all the "pain" she's been through to get to where she is and how she has a high threshold for putting herself through bullshit....

Join the Club: Jennifer Lawrence Had a Shitty Childhood

jennifer lawrence Alright, hands up - did anyone here have an amazing childhood that was fully of joy and harmony and zero pain and awkwardness? Please, if that's the case, let me know. I feel like everyone had a shitty childhood/adolescence - obviously to varying degrees - but you grow up, get some therapy if necessary and work on being a well-adjusted human being that puts good things into the world. Jennifer Lawrence has managed to do this, despite dealing with anxiety and depression and shit as a youngster. Ro...

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julianne hough Do you give a shit about Julianne Hough? [Celebslam] Tan Mom has a music video so I'm pretty much dead now [The Superficial] Justin Timberlake is hanging out with a "mystery girl", but not really [Lainey Gossip] Gwyneth Paltrow starved herself until she nearly fainted so she could look good in a bikini [Amy Grindhouse] Lady GaGa is a walking work of art... or so she thinks [theBERRY] Here's Carmen Ortega with some pointy nipples in a bikini [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Doutzen Kroes ...

Reese Witherspoon Turned Down ‘Legally Blonde 3’

legally blonde reese witherspoon Reese Witherspoon has a lot going on in life, like... I dunno, getting drunk and arrested? And movies, I guess. Just not Legally Blonde 3 - she turned that down, according to Jennifer Coolidge. There were plans to do a third movie and everyone was game for it until Reese put the breaks on it. That's okay, no hard feelings! From New York Daily News (via DS): "That was Reese's choice [not to make the third film]." Coolidge added: "She's such a good actress. It was weird, she carried Legally Blonde. "She...

Tina Fey’s Working On a New Show!

tina fey 30 Rock is easily one of the best comedies to have aired in the past 10 years, but unfortunately we said goodbye to it once and for all earlier this year after seven great seasons. Tina Fey was the mastermind behind the show, and everyone has been waiting to see what she'd do with that NBC development deal she's been keeping safely tucked away. Seems like we finally got some news on that: she's developing a new show! From Deadline: 30 Rock creator/co-showrunner Tina Fey and co-showrunner Robert Carlock...