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Well, The Season 5 ‘Glee’ Promo Is Certainly Jovial

I don't know why I'm particularly surprised, but the first promo for Glee's upcoming fifth season is surprisingly... upbeat. Obviously much of this was probably filmed before the death of Cory Monteith, and of course the show doesn't revolve around him/his character Finn, but it is a very odd sight to see the usual carefree singing, dancing and tomfoolery considering all that's happened. I'm not a Glee fan and have never regularly watched the show (though I do miss The Glee Project on Oxygen - that show was so addicting, sad to say) so I have no feelings about this either way. Apparently the show will be back next month with a two-part Beatles episode followed by the episode dealing with Finn's death before going on hiatus. Egads. /> I don't know why I'm particularly surprised, but the first promo for Glee's upcoming fifth season is surprisingly... upbeat. Obviously much of this was probably filmed before the death of Cory Monteith, and of course the show doesn't revolve around him/his character Finn, but it is a very odd sight to see the usual carefree singing, dancing and tomfoolery considering all that's happened. I'm not a Glee fan and have never regularly watched the show (though I do miss The Glee Project on Oxygen - tha...

Oh God, Lady GaGa and Perez Hilton Are At War

perez hilton lady gaga I know, I know - I can't think of two shittier people to be battling it out in a public forum (Twitter, natch) myself, but Lady GaGa and Perez Hilton are who we get. Formerly BFFs - after all, Perez did pretty much MAKE GaGa's career in the beginning - and now enemies, they took their drama to the Internet this past week, with shit culminating last night in what is the most ridiculous fight ever. Here's the deal: something (God knows what) made GaGa lash out at Perez on Twitter last week, whe...

Evil Beet and Universal Pictures Want To Give You An Awesome #2Guns Prize Pack

two guns poster We'll be announcing the winner of our awesome Fandango Summer of Action prize pack on Monday (competition's over now, sorry folks!), but we've got a new chance to win some awesome prizes for you. This one's only running until Wednesday, August 21, so you'll need to act quickly to get in on the goods. Universal Pictures and Evil Beet have teamed up for the release of Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg's new action flick, 2 Guns, and we're giving away some sweet prizes because of it. One winner will...

Mariah Carey Is Slowly Getting Better After Her On-Set Injury

mariah carey Mariah Carey cracked some ribs and dislocated her shoulder during a music video shoot a couple of months ago, leaving her with nerve damage and trouble moving her arm and hands. Serious shit! While she's managed to make the best of it with bejeweled slings and the like, recovery has been slow-going... but she's getting there! Here's the update husband Nick Cannon gave ET Online: "My wife is doing a lot, lot better. The physical therapy is definitely working. "At [the recent premiere of Lee Daniels' The Butler], she still...

‘That ’70s Show’ Actress Lisa Robin Kelly Dies

lisa robin kelly Do you guys remember Laurie, Eric Foreman's older sister on That '70s Show? She was played by actress Lisa Robin Kelly, who passed away in her sleep on Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California. The exact cause of death is currently unknown. Here's a statement from her agent, Craig Wyckoff: "Lisa had voluntarily checked herself into a treatment facility early this week where she was battling the addiction problems that have plagued her these past few years. "I spoke to her on ...

Boring Couple Alert: Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long?

amanda seyfried justin long Amanda Seyfried dated Dominic Cooper for ages before they finally broke up, and Justin Long was with Drew Barrymore, which was really weird. Neither of those relationships were all that exciting, but somehow they've managed to outdo themselves by getting together. That's right: Justin and Amanda are apparently seeing one another and things are starting to heat up. Yippee? From US Weekly: "Justin is super private about his relationships, [so] I'm not positive how they exactly met, but they've known each other for awhile, whe...

Avril Lavigne Is Working With Some Weird People These Days

Between her duet with Marilyn Manson (who I'm still sure was her flower girl at her wedding) to shooting a video with Danica McKellar, Avril Lavigne sure has some weird ass choices for collaborations. We've got a new name to add to that list, however, because she released the teaser for her upcoming 'Rock 'n' Roll' video this week, which stars... Billy Zane? This song sounds like the full-length will fucking suck, considering the only lyrics we hear in the teaser are about putting your middle finger up to the sky to prove that you're still rock 'n' roll. Yup, that'll show 'em. Also, why is Billy Zane a cowboy? Why is he in this video? Why am I trying to understand this? After all, this is the only thing about Billy you'll ever need to know (besides all of Titanic, of course):
/> Between her duet with Marilyn Manson (who I'm still sure was her flower girl at her wedding) to shooting a video with Danica McKellar, Avril Lavigne sure has some weird ass choices for collaborations. We've got a new name to add to that list, however, because she released the teaser for her upcoming 'Rock 'n' Roll' video this week, which stars... Billy Zane? This song sounds like the full-length will fucking suck, considering the only lyrics we hear in the teaser are about putting your mi...

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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Aren’t Fighting Over Justin Bieber

taylor swift selena gomez Well, they're not fighting over him or about him. You know what I mean. We all know how Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are totally BFFs who are more like sisters than anything else and OMG they're just so close that nothing could tear them apart. However, something reportedly did tear them apart, and that parasite was Justin Bieber. Particularly, Selena's continuing association with him because he's a total asshole and everyone can see it but her. You can rest your weary hearts, however, because they'...

Nina Dobrev Isn’t Looking For A Date, Thank You

nina dobrev Nina Dobrev was with her Vampire Diaries co-star Ian Somerhalder for nearly three years before they broke up earlier this year, so it's no surprise that she's not chomping at the bit to get back out there on the dating scene. Instead, she's chilling with her single self and doesn't really want another relationship for a while. From US Weekly: "I've been a relationship girl and I've been in long-term relationships my whole life until this point, so I think I'm looking forward to spending ...

Shailene Woodley’s Chopping All Her Hair Off and Donating It

shailene woodley Shailene Woodley has won the lead role of Hazel Grace Lancaster in the upcoming film adaptation of John Green's The Fault In Our Stars and she's decided to cut off her hair and donate it in preparation for the film. If you haven't read the book and don't know the story, Hazel is a cancer patient - and miraculously, the book isn't as depressing as it might seem because of it. Her hair will go to Children with Hair Loss, a charity that provides wigs for kids who have conditions that have caused th...