In a story that's too bizarre to be true (but it totally is), a store clerk in Shelton, Connecticut is in hospital in critical condition after robbers stole a bunch of life-sized cut-outs of David Hasselhoff (???) from a local Cumberland Farms and he was hit by their car and dragged as they tried to get away. What the fuck?
From The Connecticut Post:
The 36-year-old employee noticed a black SUV pull up to the gas station and convenience store on River Road about 1:30 a.m. Tuesday and its occup...
Grills are a great way to prove that you have a shit ton of money and nothing to do with it, so of course Madonna hopped on the train and filled her mouth with gold. She now looks like a mental patient dressed as Flava Flav for Halloween. Really great look, there.
I'm all for keeping up with the youths and everything, but this is a 55-year-old woman with a gold grill in her mouth. Does no one else see an issue with this? Didn't Madonna? I'm just not sure what the thought process was. Did her ...
I love me some Brandy. She may not be all that smart, but she makes amazing music (yes, still) and hello, she was MOESHA. That's why this story is a painful one for me to report. While in South Africa, Brandy was part of the Nelson Mandela Sport and Culture Day at the FNB Stadium. That's great, right? Only problem is, no one seemed to be aware that she was part of the show and they all left, leaving the 90,000-capacity stadium with only 40 people in it.
That's right: Brandy performed two s...
Oh great, Miley Cyrus has adopted the "white trash" label now [Amy Grindhouse]
Someone's trying to sell naked photos of Demi Lovato, if you're interested [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Aniston's nipples are visible from space! [The Superficial]
Timothy Olyphant is headed to 'The Mindy Project' - excited? [Lainey Gossip]
Harry Styles swears he's only slept with two people [ICYDK]
Laura Cremaschi (whoever that is) had a nip slip at the beach [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Sofia Vergara needs to get off Instagram now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Was Brad...
There have been rumours floating around since Kim Kardashian gave birth to daughter North that she might be ready to hang up her reality TV hat and was planning to quit Keeping Up with the Kardashians. This was great news to all but the Kardashian family, because we all know that if Kim left the show, it would end up getting canceled. Sure, the rest of them are nice supporting characters, but is anyone watching for anything other that Kim's baby-voiced scenes? I don't think so.
Well, it loo...
Cher is an absolute killer. She's 67 years old and thanks to the miracle of plastic surgery, doesn't look a day over 35. Plus, she's still knocking out some amazing tunes, like her new single 'Woman's World'. I mean, I wouldn't listen to it regularly or buy it or anything, but it's great, campy fun and now there's a music video for it! (Plus, isn't anything better than that awful song with GaGa?)
'Woman's World' won't be released until October 13, and it's from her 26th studio album, Closer ...
Robert Pattinson might have made a shit model when he was younger, but he's back in the game now as the face of Dior and he's got a new teaser trailer out for his Homme campaign.
The Hedi Xandt-created video, which debuted on Tush Online, contains photography from Nan Goldin and was filmed through a View-Master to give it an "eerie" feel. I'm not really sure what the purpose of videos like these is, but the New York City background is nice (and familiar, since, you know, I'm in it every day...
Lily Allen has been out of the spotlight - well, mostly - for the past several years to live her life, marry her husband, have little babies, start a fashion line, etc. It's a shame, really; both of her albums - Alright, Still and It's Not Me, It's You - were fantastic and hold up to this day, so I always sorta hoped she would get back into the music game. Well, it seems like she just might!
On Twitter, Popjustice (a great UK-based pop music site) was tweeting about how "unequivocally amazing" it...
Turns out, no one watched the Lindsay Lohan/Oprah Winfrey interview [IDLYITW]
Avril Lavigne and Winnie Cooper are making out now [The Superficial]
All eyes seem to be on Britney Spears these days [Lainey Gossip]
Gia Allemand hung herself while on the phone with her mother [ICYDK]
The first photo of little North West has been shown... to Kris Jenner's audience [Amy Grindhouse]
Well, at least Lady GaGa remembered to wear underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Emily Ratajkowski gets her ass out for another photoshoot [Drunken ...
Lady GaGa is in the struggle, man. Her new single, 'Applause', is being met with a lot of silence and not that great numbers - especially in comparison to Katy Perry's single 'Roar' (BECAUSE IT IS WAY BETTER) - and she's sorta grasping at straws and doing whatever she can to find more success, even bribing fans to buy multiple copies of her single and shit.
In any case, the boss of Billboard, a guy named Bill Werde, has called GaGa out for her desperate measures. Basically, Billboard's US ...
Dr. Phil has never really seemed like the smartest cookie to me, despite his esteemed title. Instead, he's just another money hungry asshole who tries to tell everyone else how to live their lives even though his own isn't all that great. Even if it was great, the idea that some idiot with a few years of schooling and a TV show knows how you should live your life better than you do is absolute bullshit, but some people still buy it.
In any case, it's become clear that even Dr. Phil ponder...
Hang on to your hats, because I fucking love Christmas. Seriously, I start doing a countdown on, like, September 1. I love Christmas music and Christmas decorations and all the Christmas programs on TV and AHHHHH CHRISTMAS IS SO GOOD, GUYS. That's why I'm glad Kelly Clarkson is putting out a Christmas album. I won't buy it or even listen to it, probably, but the fact that it exists? I respect that. (I need to watch Zoolander.)
Here's her tweets:
Check out the cover of my Christmas album! I can't wait for y'all to hear it. #WrappedInRed pic....