

You just know Jennifer Lawrence is sprawled on her couch with half a Domino's pizza, a packet of M&Ms and a bottle of beer, shaking her head in disgust at Shailene Woodley. You see, Shailene did a new interview with Flaunt in which she revealed that she collects her own water from mountains and makes her own toothpaste. You know, your general rich hippie faff about. Here it is in her own words:
"I think everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month.
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Kylie Jenner has already crashed her $125k car [ICYDK]
LeAnn Rimes has a funny way of "honoring Martin Luther King's dream" [Amy Grindhouse]
Jamie Foxx grabbed Katie Holmes' ass, for some reason [The Superficial]
Robert Pattinson wants a French girlfriend with "all her clichés" [Celebitchy]
Guess what Lisa Kudrow's doing next? [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West, is that you....? [theBERRY]
How are we all feeling about Michelle Obama's highlights? [The Frisky]
Tricia Helfer gave a bit of sideboob o...
This little Miley Cyrus story is a double shot of ridiculousness (just so save us from writing two separate stories). First, we have Miley's photoshoot for her upcoming album, Bangerz, which is sure to be full of trashy, pseudo-"urban" tryhard bullshit. Then, we have the fact that Donald Trump - yes, Donald Trump - has come out and posted a message on Vine, of all fucking places, telling her to "ignore the haters" and claiming that anyone who criticises her is just "jealous". Yeah, nope. Also, ew.
Let's start wi...
Kevin and Danielle Jonas - whose marriage exists solely for the purpose of... I don't know, religion? An E! reality series? a case of extreme bearding? - announced last month that they're expecting their first child together, which was slightly surprising but generally good news. Well, because so many people are so interested in this (uh... sure), they've now revealed that the small human growing in Danielle's womb is a little girl.
Here's what Kevin posted on Instagram:
I must say, that Paintshop addition of the pink hai...
Somehow, I don't quite believe this story. Billy Ray Cyrus was so embarrassed by Miley's shenanigans on the VMAs last weekend that he had to cancel an interview with Piers Morgan so he wouldn't have to answer for it. What parent wouldn't be horrified to see their child writing around like a demented... I don't even know what on national TV? Well, according to Miley, Billy Ray was totally into it and would've done the same himself! Yeah, okay.
Here's what Miley put on Twitter:
"Mil...
Everyone is getting pretty excited for the big screen adaptation of Divergent, the awesome YA dystopian novel, and I can't wait, either. While we've seen our first teaser trailer, the film now has its first featurette. Stars Shailene Woodley, Kate Winslet and the book's author, Veronica Roth, came together to discuss the adaptation, the premise, etc to continue to build momentum leading up to its release - which isn't until March 2014, unfortunately.
Have you guys read the book? Will you see the movie? Obviously The Hunger Games started this whole t...
Kris Jenner's daytime talk show is absolute bullshit that absolutely no one wants to watch. Sure, blackmailing Kanye into coming on with the first pics of poor little North West propped her up for a hot minute, but the overall performance of the series means it's heading straight for the bin. But wait! Maybe there's still hope! A Fox executive has revealed that they haven't officially cancelled the show "yet" (though I'm sure that's coming):
From The Wrap:
Don't count Kris Jenner out quite y...
Listen, I feel Ozzy Osbourne on this one - sometimes you just need some bacon. Shit is delicious - the uncured, thick-cut stuff, that is. Oh, and the back bacon that you can only seem to get in the UK. Ugh, now I want bacon. In any case, it's likely a reverie just like mine that led Ozzy to his Los Angeles kitchen to fry up some of the good shit (not THAT good shit - he's clean now!). Unfortunately, he, uh... set the place on fire.
From WENN:
Los Angeles firefighters were called out to Ozz...
Jessica Simpson's love of getting it on with fiancé Eric Johnson led to her having two children with him pretty close together. Maxwell Drew is the little girl's name and Ace Knute (SMH) is the new little boy. They're a cute family, right? I mean, Maxwell's pretty perfect. Ace just looks like a baby at the moment - but a cute baby.
Here's the important question, though: Just HOW cute are these kids? You decide.
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Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are probably the two most insufferable personalities in showbiz in general today - yes, they even beat out Lady GaGa for this title. If they weren't bad enough on their own, they've now done something truly diabolical by joining up for a duet... on a song called 'Twerk'. Kill me now, please.
'Twerk' - which features the friend Justin Bieber usually lets drive his sports cars around Hollywood, Lil Twist - leaked online yesterday to the horror of all with working ears. The track will apparently appear on Lil Twist...