Noel Gallagher is a misanthrope of the highest order, and that's what makes him hilarious. He's like Oscar the Grouch in human form - he hates everything and everyone and that's all there is to it. So, of course he had to spout off in an interview with GQ (which he probably hated doing) about how much he hates people who live the rock star lifestyle and have big entourages... like Rihanna, for instance.
"I don't do rock star stuff. I don't wear sunglasses all the time - I tend to wear them w...
The Big Brother house has been full of racism, misogyny and homophobia to outstanding degrees this season, and the one houseguest who could probably be seen as the ringleader of this bullshit is definitely Aaryn Gries. A 22-year-old Texan model, Aaryn thought it was totally fine to refer to Andy, the gay housemate, as "that queer", claim that you wouldn't be able to see black houseguest Candice in the dark because of her colour and all other kinds of fuckery that's not even worth repeating. ...
Lady GaGa is high as a fucking kite 90% of the time, so it's no surprise that all those Class A drugs are starting to make her a little paranoid, right? You see, she thinks that she's being "persecuted" and that people take a sick pleasure in seeing her fail. I mean, listen - yes, people who don't like her probably wouldn't give a shit about her career flopping, but who really cares enough to pay attention to her if they don't like her? You know, besides Perez Hilton?
From The Guardian:
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John Oliver has become a fixture on The Daily Show over the past few years, so it's no surprise that he was asked to helm Jon Stewart's spot at the news desk while Stewart was away in Jordan directing his first feature film this summer. I don't mind John Oliver, but I love Jon Stewart and haven't really watched the show without him.
If you're like me, well, worry no more! Jon's first episode back on The Daily Show happened last night, so things are back to normal. John Oliver did a great ...
I know we should really be over this whole thing. American Idol, which wore out its welcome on our TV screens back when Paula Abdul left the show, should be canceled. We should all be living in peace to try and overcome our nightmares of Randy Jackson calling everyone "dawg", but alas... we're back with another season, and a new-ish judges panel that will really... underwhelm you.
We already knew Jennifer Lopez was back to cash an easy check (though she swears it's not for the money, LOL) and...
Oh snap, is Kate Upton pregnant? [Celebslam]
Prince William and Kate Middleton are back to public appearances [Lainey Gossip]
Here's Emanuelle Chriqui in a bikini, if you like that sorta thing [The Superficial]
Is Michael Fassbender heading for an Oscar nom? [Celebitchy]
Suri Cruise broke her arm, but no one will say how [ICYDK]
Prince does a frilly shirt proud, bless his heart [The Frisky]
Katie Holmes is really going for it since spltting from Tom, eh? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
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I don't think anyone really looks to Harry Styles from One Direction for thoughts on anything besides, maybe, Taylor Swift songs or his love of cougars. He's pretty harmless, but there's not much going on behind appearances, I don't think. In any case, Harry has now shared his thoughts on, what else, TWERKING. Oh, brother.
From Moviefone:
"I think it's quite inappropriate," Styles told Moviefone. "Especially for the age groups that it's aimed at."
When we followed up on that question b...
Khloe Kardashian has been going through some bullshit with husband Lamar Odom. It was bad enough when it was just a two year affair, but add to that a rampant crack habit and you've got an even bigger recipe for disaster. Following Lamar's DUI arrest last week, everyone pretty much assumed Khloe was probably losing her damn mind, and for good reason. However, she wants you all to know that she's dealing with it and staying as tough as possible.
Via Twitter, because where else does anyone do...
We've talked more about Christina Milian in the past week than we have in the past two years combined, but for good reason. She's left The Voice, she might be on Dancing with the Stars and now she's engaged to boyfriend Jas Prince. Things are looking up!
Here's the report from People:
The couple, who've reportedly been dating since 2010, have been engaged since before May, a source close to Milian confirms to PEOPLE, saying, "He's a great match for her."
Guess the reports that the Rap-A-Lot Records CEO h...
Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now, right? [ Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan didn't bother turning up for the Venice Film Festival [The Superficial]
Chris Hemsworth is finally getting attention from the paparazzi [Celebitchy]
Lady GaGa is really loving that 20lb wig of hers, isn't she? [ICYDK]
Kris Jenner sucked the life out of poor old Bruce, it seems [Amy Grindhouse]
Parker Posey is a national treasure, is she not? [The Frisky]
Uh... happy Labia Day? Sure, let's go with that [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Jessica Alba is hitting the be...
As we all know by now, Simon Cowell knocked up his friend's soon-to-be (thanks to him) ex-wife, Lauren Silverman, and is going to be a father now. He's feeling good about it, and despite the fact that this kid hasn't even been born yet, he's already been "changed" by fatherhood.
Here's what he had to say on ITV's Daybreak (via DS):
"I'm happy about it, I really am," he told ITV's Daybreak. "It's nothing to hide now and the fact that I can talk about it publicly is great."
When host Aled Jones asked if the impending arrival has changed him at all, Cowell rep...