Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chloe Moretz Really, Really Loves Her Family

chloe moretz seventeen I know I've given Chloe Moretz a hard time before for saying stupid shit, but sometimes I have to remember that teenagers say stupid shit all the time and it doesn't mean they're terrible people. In fact, the Carrie actress seems to have her head screwed on pretty straight and in a new interview for her Seventeen cover story, she dropped some serious truth bombs about the importance of family: "I have two gay brothers and two straight brothers, and my gay brothers were treated horrifically until the...

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kim kardashian Kim Kardashian wants her body back, not another baby, thanks [Amy Grindhouse] Taylor Swift is looking hot, so just deal with it [The Superficial] David Beckham wears a full suit even in 85 degree weather [Lainey Gossip] Holly Madison got married at Disney Land! [Celebitchy] Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth are naked in a movie together [ICYDK] The Situation had a painkiller addiction after 'Dancing with the Stars' [Starpulse] Well, we haven't seen Chris Rock for a while [theBERRY] Sydney Leathers sho...

Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video Broke a Serious Record

miley cyrus No, I'm not talking about the record for "most gratuitous nudity" or "most obscene use of a hammer" - Miley Cyrus's video for 'Wrecking Ball' broke the Vevo record for most views in 24 hours with 19.3 million watches. WHUT. This beat out One Direction's 'Best Song Ever', which broke the record the month before with 10.9 million views. Miley would probably view this as another measure of her "success" as an artist, but the truth is that people watched this because they knew it was going to be a hot ass mess and wanted to see j...

Kelly Osbourne Isn’t Pregnant, Despite the “Big Tits”

kelly osbourne Kelly Osbourne posted the above photo on Instagram last week, claiming that she's the "fiercest of them all" because her "tits" are getting bigger. Perhaps I'm a prude, but who goes on like that in a public forum? I mean, you know, besides Rihanna. In any case, the post started rumours that she might be expecting her first child with fiancé Matthew Mosshart. Of course that's not the case, and she squashed those rumours while talking to People: “I have no idea what’s happening to me — my bo...

Demi Lovato Is Releasing an “Inspirational” Book

demi lovato Bless Demi Lovato's heart - she's been through a lot and has come out the other side stronger and better for it, and that's fantastic for her. She's adorable, she's likeable, she really seems to care about her young fans and wanting to set a good example, etc. However, she needs to stop wanging on about it all the goddamn time, because it's really seriously starting to annoy people. And by people, I mean me. It's awful. So, prepare yourself for the fact that she's now coming out with a book called Staying...

Oh Great, Katherne Heigl Is Coming Back to TV

katherine heigl Katherine Heigl somehow managed to make herself one of the most hated celebs in Hollywood in the few years she spent on Grey's Anatomy (and in Knocked Up, which was okay except for her), but get yourself ready because she's coming back to TV in some new CIA drama for NBC. From TV Line: The untitled project, to be written by Alexi Hawley (The Following), finds Heigl playing a key CIA analyst whose job it is to debrief and strategize with the president on the most pressing global and national matters.  She balanc...

LOL, Vanessa Hudgens Was Eating Melted White Chocolate, Not Doing Cocaine!!!

vanessa hudgens marie claire Vanessa Hudgens has always struck me as more magic mushrooms and LSD than cocaine, but what do I know? Apparently back in 2011, she was seen doing coke at Coachella - a rumour she's just now addressing in 2013 in a new interview with Marie Claire: More recently, she was spotted at Coachella indulging in a substance she insisted was white chocolate and not cocaine. "I couldn't do anything but laugh. It's amazing how people like to create something out of absolutely nothing," she says. "I am human like everyone else. I am aware that there are people who look up to me. When mistakes are made, they aren't int...

So, Sharon Osbourne and Jay Leno Had a Fling Back in the Day…

sharon osbourne jay leno Before she was Mrs. O and Ozzy's personal bacon fire putter-outer, Sharon Osbourne had a bizarre two-month fling with Jay Leno, apparently. Yes, that's dating back more than 35 years ago, which makes it less uh... exciting? or at least less gross. She talked about their relationship on The Talk because I guess there was nothing else worthwhile going on. Here's how it went down - erm... so to speak - via DS: Speaking on her US show The Talk, she revealed how she "wasn't very dateable" after moving to...

Here’s Miley’s New Album Tracklisting, If You Care

miley cyrus bangerz Come on, guys - I know after the utter fuckery of the 'Wrecking Ball' video yesterday, y'all are chomping at the bit to see Miley's Bangerz tracklisting, right? What if I told you the record features a collaboration with Britney Spears - will that cheer you up? No? Well, okay, I understand. Here it is anyway: 1. 'Adore You' 2. 'We Can't Stop' 3. 'SMS' (featuring Britney Spears) 4. '4X4' (featuring Nelly) 5. 'My Darlin'' (featuring Future) 6. 'Wrecking Ball' 7. 'Love Money Party' (featuring Big Sean) 8. 'Get It Right' 9. 'Drive' ...

Ugh, Go Away: Lady GaGa Re-Enacts ‘Wizard of Oz’ on ‘GMA’

If, by some form of crazy voodoo magic, you haven't yet had enough of Lady GaGa's utter bullshit, prepare to reach your limit. While appearing on Good Morning America to perform 'Applause' on Monday morning, she decided to be ~avant garde~ again and re-enact... The Wizard of Oz. That's right, ladies and gents - doesn't get more underground than that. Or more obnoxious. Why ruin a classic? GaGa opened with 'Over the Rainbow' before busting into 'Applause' and changing outfits during the course of the song to be Dorothy, Glinda The Good Witch and the Wicked Witch of the West. What's wrong with her? She even had background dancers dressed as the Scarecrow, Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion - AND she forced the audience to wear giant poppies on their heads. Kill me now. Here's what she had to say about the "gig":
"I love being on stage and I love Good Morning America so much and I wanted fans to be a part of the performance because they don't normally get to do that." "I think it really is an explanation for my entire career so far. It's my way of saying that all the outfits and wigs... this is my way of simulating and surviving and my way of getting to Oz and having all my dreams come true."
Go away. Forever. /> If, by some form of crazy voodoo magic, you haven't yet had enough of Lady GaGa's utter bullshit, prepare to reach your limit. While appearing on Good Morning America to perform 'Applause' on Monday morning, she decided to be ~avant garde~ again and re-enact... The Wizard of Oz. That's right, ladies and gents - doesn't get more underground than that. Or more obnoxious. Why ruin a classic? GaGa opened with 'Over the Rainbow' before busting into 'Applause' and changing outfits during the cours...

Oh God, Nicole Scherzinger Is Twerking Now, Too

nicole scherzinger twitter I generally love Nicole Scherzinger - she's crazier than a shit house rat in the best way possible. Have you watched her on The X Factor UK? She's hilarious and actually pretty sweet. However, I cannot co-sign this bullshit. Posting on her Instagram page, Nicole tried twerking on for size with the following caption: "#teamtwerkcakes came out to play! Heeey, Team twerk caaakes! #paddleboardtwerking #goofballz." Twerking has got to go. It needs to disappear into a land far, far away, never t...

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Aren’t Marrying Anytime Soon

jason sudeikis olivia wilde Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis got engaged last Christmas, but if you're wondering why you haven't heard the sound of wedding bells, it's because there aren't any planned in the near future. That's right: they're another one of those "I'm in no hurry to get married" engaged couples. Why people who don't feel like getting married don't just... you know, not bother to get engaged or pretend marriage means anything to them is beyond me, but I suppose one has to keep up appearances. From The AP: AP: You are super busy. When in the world do you have time to pla...