Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kristen Stewart Spent 15 Minutes with a Middle Eastern Prince For $500,000

kristen stewart I... don't know how to feel about this. Apparently a Middle Eastern prince was willing to pay $500,000 to spend 15 minutes with Kristen Stewart. She had Harvey Weinstein broker the deal and the proceeds went to Hurricane Sandy relief, but... what?! Apparently the unnamed prince paid the sum up front and the pair met up at Madison Square Garden, but what in the hell did he want 15 minutes with her for? What did they do during that 15 minutes? It all just seems very, very bizarre. I mean, good for Harvey W...

Rihanna: Still Designing Ugly Clothes, Wearing Them

rihanna river island cara delevingne Rihanna just debuted her new fall collection for UK retailer River Island, and it's as hideous as ever. This is the third range she's done for the store and it's as bad as all the rest, full of half-tops, camoflauge, bodycon dresses and other items of "clothing", if you want to call them that. Because nothing says autumn like a bare midriff and a visible thong. Despite being an absolute mess, of course this shit is selling like hotcakes and hundreds of fans turned out on Tuesday  - as wel...

Beyoncé and Jay-Z Apparently Spent $31,000 on Booze in Five Days

beyonceBeyoncé and Jay-Z recently took a yacht for a little cruise in the Mediterranean last week, where they apparently spent over $31,000 on alcohol in the span of five days. Nice - I guess that fits the description of diva behaviour. According to The Sun, the pair loaded up on Belvedere vodka, Rémy Martin cognac, plus Dom Perignon and Armand de Brignac champagne - all of which are quite expensive, I suppose. I dunno, I don't drink. What's hilarious is that all of their money went on the alcohol and n...

Courtney Stodden Became a Grown Woman on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’

courtney stodden Courtney Stodden has been in the Celebrity Big Brother house over in the UK for the past 2.5 weeks, and it's a shame it hasn't been shown in the states, because she was fantastic on it and I really actually started to like and respect her - not to mention see how intelligent she is, and what a generally nice person. Sure, she gets a bad rap for her 6" lucite heels lettuce bikinis and for having married a 50-year-old dude at only 16 (the eyebrows should be raised at Doug on that one... SMH), ...

Here’s the ‘August: Osage County’ Trailer

meryl streep julia roberts julianne nicholson I will turn up for pretty much anything Meryl Streep puts her name on because she's a goddess, and despite the somewhat bizarre casting in August: Osage County, I will have to see this movie because it kinda works, actually. In case you don't know anything about the story, it's based on the Pulitzer Prize-winning play by Tracy Letts and it's all about a dysfunctional family who reunites in Oklahoma when they're forced to return for a funeral. We've got Julia Roberts, Abigail Breslin, Ewan McGr...

God Help Simon Cowell’s Baby If This Is What It Looks Like

simon cowell lauren silverman It's old news by now - Simon Cowell knocked up his friend's soon-to-be ex-wife, Lauren Silverman, and now they're "dating" and having this baby together and it's all wonderful. Lauren's not a gold-digger, Simon's already been changed by a baby that hasn't even been born yet and it's all just great... or it was, that is, until VoucherCodesPro mocked up images of what Simon Jr might end up looking like and horrified us all forever. In order for you to share in my nightmares, here are the poss...

RIP, Miley Cyrus’ Tongue :(

miley cyrus Miley Cyrus really loves sticking her tongue out - it's sort of her trademark. Is she tasting the wind? Testing the temperature? Rehydrating her body via panting, dog-style? Who can say, but it's just what she does. Or rather... what she did. That's right, Miley is retiring the sticky-outie tongue! :( From French TV show Le Grand Journal (via DS): "It's the new Miley tongue, it's kind of like my style now. They're all doing it, but it's getting a little old. I'm going to have to retire it!...

Daniel Radcliffe Doesn’t Really Miss Harry Potter

Daniel Radcliffe only really has a career because of Harry Potter, let's all be honest with each other about that. Good for him, and all - he embodied the character perfectly and I can't imagine anyone else in the role (though I suppose I would feel differently had someone else actually played it). In any case, he said goodbye to the wizard franchise a couple of years ago and - not at all surprisingly - doesn't miss it, really. From The Telegraph: "I'm excited that people will finally g...

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zoe saldana Zoe Saldana got married to her boyfriend of less than five months [Celebitchy] Vince Gill has some unkind words for the Westboro Baptist Church [The Superficial] Gwyneth Paltrow has a little scooter, isn't that special? [Lainey Gossip] Robin Thicke is draped in more naked women [Amy Grindhouse] Have we all forgotten about Julia Roberts? [ICYDK] Jimmy Kimmel was behind that epic twerk fail video [Starpulse] Do you feel old knowing how old The Sandlot is? [theBERRY] Here's One Direction with no teeth and no eyebrows [The Frisky] Mila Kunis does...

Are We All Excited for Drake’s New Album?

I wouldn't say "excited" is the word, but I actually am looking forward to it. I like Drake. He's corny as shit and not at all believable when he sings about dropping bodies and stuff, but he seems like a sweetie and he has GREAT beats/production on his tracks, so I'm all in for his new album, Nothing Was The Same, which is coming out on September 24. (Surprisingly, this hasn't leaked yet!) Have you heard 'Hold On, We're Going Home'? I mean, that song is really fucking good. 'Started From the Bottom' is on the album, as well, but I was less fond of that one. Do you think we'll get an Amanda Bynes response track? LOL, I kid. Here's 'Hold On, We're Going Home', just because I love it so much:
/> I wouldn't say "excited" is the word, but I actually am looking forward to it. I like Drake. He's corny as shit and not at all believable when he sings about dropping bodies and stuff, but he seems like a sweetie and he has GREAT beats/production on his tracks, so I'm all in for his new album, Nothing Was The Same, which is coming out on September 24. (Surprisingly, this hasn't leaked yet!) Have you heard 'Hold On, We're Going Home'? I mean, that song is really fucking good. 'Started From the Bottom' i...

Cara Delevingne Is Done with Boys and Their “Willies”, Apparently

cara delevingne I don't really know much (read: anything) about Cara Delevingne's dating life, and I don't really care to, which is why this story doesn't really mean anything to me. I mean, I know she and Rita Ora used to pretend they lezzed out together, but we all know she's straight as a line and dates men. Well, NOT ANYMORE! You see, boys and their love of their willies - that's penises, for the non-English - has really put a bee in her bonnet and she's not going to take it anymore. From Industrie: "I'm done with boys, they're so annoying. All...

Victoria Beckham Won’t Be Designing the ’50 Shades of Grey’ Costumes

victoria beckham I have no idea where in the world this rumour started, but apparently reports were going around claiming that Victoria Beckham was in charge of costuming for the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie. Uh... what? I've never really looked too much at Posh's fashion range, but her style doesn't scream S&M to me, so no wonder this one is false. Victoria chatted with Grazia Daily for a full two minutes (and managed not to look constipated throughout!) in which she set the record straight - she hasn't even been asked to do the cost...