In what can only be described as a scene from my worst nightmares, Justin Bieber stripped down in the video for Maejor Ali's 'Lolly', where he appears beside Juicy J in a track that's all about how much women love The D and want The D at every hour of the day. I mean, admit it, ladies - when AREN'T you fantasizing about sucking some guy's dick? (Ugh, blech.)
This video is hilarious because Justin Bieber is THE WORST and is probably the least credible rapper ever to even attempt doing so. He...
Dina Lohan is Lindsay's mentor in fuckery, so it was no surprise when the latter Lohan was arrested for some serious DUI last week. Of course, she doesn't think she's done anything wrong, and she's managed to brainwash a lawyer (read: paid him enough) into arguing that really, she's been a great mother and that's what's most important. You know, who cares if you get behind the wheel of a car while drinking and maybe kill someone because your reaction time is lagging? You "raised" four kids, most of whom are totally fucked up!
Here's what Mark Heller told E...
If Justin Timberlake could pucker up any harder to kiss Jay-Z's ass, he'd give himself a hernia. Sure, they collaborated on Magna Carta Holy Grail and they're "friends", but take it down a few notches, bro. Now Justin is insisting that Jay-Z is nothing like his on stage persona of some hardened thug or something (which... that's definitely not his persona anymore) and he's actually just a cool, normal guy and is actually acting when he's performing.
From T Magazine:
"I try to talk to people ...
Are we going to have to deal with a whole new phase of obnoxiousness from Miley Cyrus now that her split from Liam Hemsworth has been made public? Ugh, PROBABLY. Her latest dose of insufferability comes in the form of an interview with Harper's Bazaar, in which she claims that she's doing things that are "so epic" because she's on a "whole other level of shit". Well, you're on a whole bunch of shit, that's about right - weed, molly, whatever else you can stuff into your gob to seem ~edgy~... bu...
Reddit manages to score some pretty great AMAs - that's "Ask Me Anything", like a Q&A session, for those unfamiliar with the site - and Madonna has to be one of their biggest coups. On Monday, MDNA herself took to the site to answer the burning questions of her many fans, including some date proposals. Here's where it gets good. Her response to one suitor was hilarious - whether intentionally or not, I'm not quite sure, but I love it:
Ha! The rest of it is pretty tame, and I think "send photo" is the highlight of the whole thing, but that co...
Willow Smith was all of 9 years old when 'Whip My Hair' came out, but it was already pretty obvious then that she was going to do big things. She's also obviously the best member of the Smith family - and yes, I'm including her parents. How in the hell a kid - now 12 years old, thanks - has such a good head on her shoulders and such a strong sense of her own style is seriously kind of mindblowing to me, and I love her. Sure, she's probably a bit too grown but you can mark my words that she's go...
Poor Gwyneth Paltrow - she just can't catch a break! She doesn't understand how the sun works, she almost got hit by a bus AND she has to be friends with Courtney Love. Well, it's now got even worse, because she hasn't been invited back to reprise her role in The Avengers 2: Age of Ultron. Wah!
In case you forgot, Gwyneth played Pepper Potts, a pretty important character in the Iron Man franchise and one that could have easily fit into the Avengers sequel. Shit, she was SO GOOD at the role, Gwyneth...
Britney really took the message of 'Work Bitch' to heart, it seems, as she's finally confirmed the long-running speculation of a Las Vegas residency. Brit Brit will park it at Planet Hollywood on the Strip for a show called 'Piece of Me' and on Monday released a bunch of ticket packages via Ticketmaster yesterday that included meet-and-greets, signed memorabilia, alcohol (which you'll need to bear those live vocals), etc. As you probably guessed, that shit is not cheap, though you can buy a basi...
Cher is a total queen, and is totally loved by queens, so it's no surprise that performing in an anti-gay country like Russia wouldn't really appeal to her. Then again, having a gay icon perform in an anti-gay country seems like it wouldn't really appeal to Russia themselves, but apparently that's not the case as she was offered to perform at the 2014 Winter Olympics in the country as well as to be the ambassador - both things she turned down.
From Macleans:
Q: What do you think about what’s going on in Russia...
Holy shit, Britney is going to get rich off her Vegas show [ICYDK]
Taylor Momsen is still doing that raccoon eye makeup, don't worry [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow is breaking laws left and right [Celebslam]
Uh, did Billy Ray Cyrus' Twitter get hacked or something? [Amy Grindhouse]
We all really, really love Emma Thompson, right? [Lainey Gossip]
Kris Jenner is terrifying to look at in a bathing suit [Fishwrapper]
There's something about Rupert Friend that's kinda great [Celebitchy]
Jenny McCarthy needs to get her parenting sk...
Sharon Osbourne is currently appearing on The X Factor UK, but once this season finishes, it's all over for her as she wants to retire, "put her feet up" and spend more time being a grandmother to Jack's daughter, Pearl. Fair enough! She's 60, she's had a long career and now it's time to chill a bit, right? She'll probably have a fair few bacon fires to put out, as well.
From The Sunday People:
The mum of three – a hit again on the X Factor after returning to the judging panel followin...
Beyoncé was performing at the Estádio do Morumbi in São Paulo, Brazil on Sunday night when a fan tried to grab her ass right off the stage! Of course security stepped in and helped, but the fan not only got to stay in the concert but was also rewarded by Bey at the end of the track when she shook the person's hand and said, "It's alright, it's alright..."
Uh, hell no. If someone tried to grab me off the stage - a stranger who was obsessed with me, no less - I'd be like, K BAI, get him out...
In what can only be described as a scene from my worst nightmares, Justin Bieber stripped down in the video for Maejor Ali's 'Lolly', where he appears beside Juicy J in a track that's all about how much women love The D and want The D at every hour of the day. I mean, admit it, ladies - when AREN'T you fantasizing about sucking some guy's dick? (Ugh, blech.)
This video is hilarious because Justin Bieber is THE WORST and is probably the least credible rapper ever to even attempt doing so. He...
Dina Lohan is Lindsay's mentor in fuckery, so it was no surprise when the latter Lohan was arrested for some serious DUI last week. Of course, she doesn't think she's done anything wrong, and she's managed to brainwash a lawyer (read: paid him enough) into arguing that really, she's been a great mother and that's what's most important. You know, who cares if you get behind the wheel of a car while drinking and maybe kill someone because your reaction time is lagging? You "raised" four kids, most of whom are totally fucked up!
Here's what Mark Heller told E...
If Justin Timberlake could pucker up any harder to kiss Jay-Z's ass, he'd give himself a hernia. Sure, they collaborated on Magna Carta Holy Grail and they're "friends", but take it down a few notches, bro. Now Justin is insisting that Jay-Z is nothing like his on stage persona of some hardened thug or something (which... that's definitely not his persona anymore) and he's actually just a cool, normal guy and is actually acting when he's performing.
From T Magazine:
"I try to talk to people ...
Are we going to have to deal with a whole new phase of obnoxiousness from Miley Cyrus now that her split from Liam Hemsworth has been made public? Ugh, PROBABLY. Her latest dose of insufferability comes in the form of an interview with Harper's Bazaar, in which she claims that she's doing things that are "so epic" because she's on a "whole other level of shit". Well, you're on a whole bunch of shit, that's about right - weed, molly, whatever else you can stuff into your gob to seem ~edgy~... bu...
Reddit manages to score some pretty great AMAs - that's "Ask Me Anything", like a Q&A session, for those unfamiliar with the site - and Madonna has to be one of their biggest coups. On Monday, MDNA herself took to the site to answer the burning questions of her many fans, including some date proposals. Here's where it gets good. Her response to one suitor was hilarious - whether intentionally or not, I'm not quite sure, but I love it:
Ha! The rest of it is pretty tame, and I think "send photo" is the highlight of the whole thing, but that co...
Willow Smith was all of 9 years old when 'Whip My Hair' came out, but it was already pretty obvious then that she was going to do big things. She's also obviously the best member of the Smith family - and yes, I'm including her parents. How in the hell a kid - now 12 years old, thanks - has such a good head on her shoulders and such a strong sense of her own style is seriously kind of mindblowing to me, and I love her. Sure, she's probably a bit too grown but you can mark my words that she's go...
Poor Gwyneth Paltrow - she just can't catch a break! She doesn't understand how the sun works, she almost got hit by a bus AND she has to be friends with Courtney Love. Well, it's now got even worse, because she hasn't been invited back to reprise her role in The Avengers 2: Age of Ultron. Wah!
In case you forgot, Gwyneth played Pepper Potts, a pretty important character in the Iron Man franchise and one that could have easily fit into the Avengers sequel. Shit, she was SO GOOD at the role, Gwyneth...
Britney really took the message of 'Work Bitch' to heart, it seems, as she's finally confirmed the long-running speculation of a Las Vegas residency. Brit Brit will park it at Planet Hollywood on the Strip for a show called 'Piece of Me' and on Monday released a bunch of ticket packages via Ticketmaster yesterday that included meet-and-greets, signed memorabilia, alcohol (which you'll need to bear those live vocals), etc. As you probably guessed, that shit is not cheap, though you can buy a basi...
Cher is a total queen, and is totally loved by queens, so it's no surprise that performing in an anti-gay country like Russia wouldn't really appeal to her. Then again, having a gay icon perform in an anti-gay country seems like it wouldn't really appeal to Russia themselves, but apparently that's not the case as she was offered to perform at the 2014 Winter Olympics in the country as well as to be the ambassador - both things she turned down.
From Macleans:
Q: What do you think about what’s going on in Russia...
Holy shit, Britney is going to get rich off her Vegas show [ICYDK]
Taylor Momsen is still doing that raccoon eye makeup, don't worry [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow is breaking laws left and right [Celebslam]
Uh, did Billy Ray Cyrus' Twitter get hacked or something? [Amy Grindhouse]
We all really, really love Emma Thompson, right? [Lainey Gossip]
Kris Jenner is terrifying to look at in a bathing suit [Fishwrapper]
There's something about Rupert Friend that's kinda great [Celebitchy]
Jenny McCarthy needs to get her parenting sk...
Sharon Osbourne is currently appearing on The X Factor UK, but once this season finishes, it's all over for her as she wants to retire, "put her feet up" and spend more time being a grandmother to Jack's daughter, Pearl. Fair enough! She's 60, she's had a long career and now it's time to chill a bit, right? She'll probably have a fair few bacon fires to put out, as well.
From The Sunday People:
The mum of three – a hit again on the X Factor after returning to the judging panel followin...
Beyoncé was performing at the Estádio do Morumbi in São Paulo, Brazil on Sunday night when a fan tried to grab her ass right off the stage! Of course security stepped in and helped, but the fan not only got to stay in the concert but was also rewarded by Bey at the end of the track when she shook the person's hand and said, "It's alright, it's alright..."
Uh, hell no. If someone tried to grab me off the stage - a stranger who was obsessed with me, no less - I'd be like, K BAI, get him out...