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miley cyrus kardashians Miley Cyrus is friends with the Kardashians now? [The Superficial] Natalie Portman attends ballet gala, looks flawless [Lainey Gossip] Fergie's son Axl is really cute and really surprised about something [Amy Grindhouse] What do we think of Claire Danes' new hairdo? [Celebitchy] Lea Michele is looking a lot better these days [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Miley Cyrus might as well just be naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Ariel sorta looks a lot better in Eric's uniform [theBERRY] Here's a bit of Isla Fisher in Spandex, if you're into that [Celebsla...

Katy Perry Thinks Miley Cyrus Has an “Incredible Voice”

katy perry miley cyrus Try to lower your eyebrow just slightly and give Katy the benefit of the doubt on this. I, too, was shocked when I first heard Miley's 'Wrecking Ball' (and shocked when I saw it, but for very different reasons) - girl can actually sing. Sure, with the help of auto-tune, but that's okay! Why not? Everyone else does it! Listen, I have to find any way possible to justify the fuckery that came out of Katy's mouth. From E! News: When we asked Perry if she would ever think about collaborating with the "Wrecking Ball" crooner she sa...

Oh Great, Robin Thicke Is Planning a ‘Blurred Lines’ Follow-Up

robin thicke We all know Robin Thicke's schtick by now: stick it in you by any means necessary, even if you've insisted you don't want it (because you definitely do, you just don't realise it yet). Well, gird your loins because he wants to do a 'Blurred Lines' follow-up with TI and Pharrell! Hopefully, that follow up is going to be called "Consent (I'll Be Sure To Get It)", but I doubt that'll happen. From Billboard: "Pharrell is already a worldwide brand, success and incredible musician; TI has more top ten...

Detective Rihanna Solved an International Crime

rihanna slow loris I mean, not purposely or anything, but that's okay. Rihanna's been in Thailand for the past few days, Instagramming her every move, as you do. One of those pictures happened to be her posing with a slow loris, a cute ass animal that also happens to be on the endangered species list. Because of her picture, Thai authorities on Phuket went out to investigate and ended up arresting two dudes in possession of slow lorises, as they were involved with the exotic animal trade. Sweet! From The AP: "...

Is Everyone Here Shitting Themselves In Anticipation for the ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale?

breaking bad I don't watch Breaking Bad, but I know plenty of people do since it's all I see on Tumblr and Twitter these days, and with the series finale coming up, apparently there are some "pretty crazy" things about to go down - at least according to show creator Vince Gilligan. I remember and will always love Vince Gilligan from The X-Files, so I sorta trust his creative vision - I'm sure it'll be good! Here's what he had to say to E! News about what's to come: "It gets very serene and calm from h...

Kanye West Thinks He’s The “Number One Rock Star On the Planet”… Seriously

kanye I'm not exactly sure when Kanye West's break from reality took place, but he is so far off the deep end now that I'm not sure if there's any way to bring him back. Today's case in point: during a sit-down interview with BBC Radio 1's Zane Lowe, Kanye proclaimed that he's the "number one rockstar on the planet" - and he meant it. He was literally 100% serious. He also insisted that Yeezus, his most recent album, "could be considered perfect". I mean, look bro, it's an alright album - good, even... but ...

Chris Brown Is Whining About Being Picked On Again

Chris Brown If there's one thing you can do in life to prove how mature you are and how much you've learned and grown from a difficult experience, it's blaming everyone else for your problems and constantly complaining about how you get picked on more than anyone else when they've done stuff you deem to be worse. Enter Chris Brown, world's biggest pain in the fucking ass, who just cannot comprehend that what anyone else has done in their lives has nothing to do with what a scumbag he is himself. From Jet (via DS): "No disrespect, because I'm a fan, but no...

Lily Allen Looks Great and Wants You To F*ck Off

lily allen Mainstream magazines are such bullshitters, and body shamers as well, and Lily Allen has had enough of it. Closer and The Daily Mail (LOL) have been claiming that Lily's been feeling "self-conscious" about her weight after having her second baby in January and saying that she's been trying hard to lose it ASAP. That's obviously bullshit, and Lily, being the mouthy broad she is, called them out on Twitter. This is what a "source" told Closer (which was reprinted by DM): 'With her comeback getting nearer, Lily is becoming frustrated. She re...

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Wasn’t Very Happy On ‘Saturday Night Live’

julia louis dreyfus I hope we can all agree that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is really great and lovely and wonderful and all those good things, right? She was great on Seinfeld, she's great on Veep and she was great on Saturday Night Live back in the '80s... she just didn't love that last one too much. Lots of women on the cast have felt similarly, but let's just let Julia have her say, shall we? From SiriusXM Town Hall: "I did not adapt well," she acknowledged. "I was pretty miserable. It was a very difficult time...

Let’s Go Behind-the-Scenes of Katy Perry’s ‘Roar’ Video

Katy Perry's video for 'Roar' is certainly a thing to behold, in whatever sense you wanna take that - it even got shit from PETA, so you know it's something! Well, now we get a chance to go behind the scenes and see how the magic happened. Don't you feel lucky? As she explains it, "We are figuring out how to live in the jungle and survive. It's kind of like Survivor and it's a little bit like Lost and it's a lot of fun. Looks like! Technically this vid was released earlier this month, but I didn't know about it because I'm behind the times, apparently, so maybe you won't have seen it either. If you have, so what, just go with it. Also, seriously: When is Prism gonna leak?! />Katy Perry's video for 'Roar' is certainly a thing to behold, in whatever sense you wanna take that - it even got shit from PETA, so you know it's something! Well, now we get a chance to go behind the scenes and see how the magic happened. Don't you feel lucky? As she explains it, "We are figuring out how to live in the jungle and survive. It's kind of like Survivor and it's a little bit like Lost and it's a lot of fun. Looks like! Technically this vid was released earlier this month, but I didn't know about it because I'm behind the times, apparently, so maybe you w...

Gwyenth Paltrow “Designed” an $845 Sweatshirt

gwyneth paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow long ago lost her grip on reality, so it's no surprise that she thinks spending exorbitant amounts of money on everyday things is not only acceptable but desirable. Enter the "embellished sweatshirt" she designed with Matthew Williamson and is selling on her goop website for... $845. Yes, that's $845 for a fucking black sweatshirt you could pick up at target for $10, it just has a few ugly ass crystals sewn onto it. And that makes it worth nearly a grand, apparently. Here's ho...

Kerry Washington Is Proud of ‘Scandal’s Diversity

kerry washington scandal Do you guys watch Scandal? It's one of those shows I've always meant to watch because everyone says it's so good and people are always shipping Olivia/Whoever That Guy is on my Tumblr dashboard, but beyond that, I really have no clue what it's about. Something political? There's just no time! There's never enough time for anything, ever! In any case, Kerry Washington is the star and she's really proud of the show's diversity, as she told Access Hollywood: “What’s important to me is tha...