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Paris Hilton’s Idea of a ‘Good Time’ Includes Writhing Around in a Bikini

paris hilton Paris Hilton managed to get a record deal with Cash Money Records - for what reason, we'll never know - and she's getting ready to bring out the video for her new single 'Good Time', which features Lil Wayne and was produced by Afrojack, who I'm vaguely confusing for that guy who sang that 'Cos I Got High' song some years back. Totally not the same person, by the way. Anyhow, that's neither here nor there. Paris gave a 15 second teaser of the video for 'Good Time' on her Instagram page ye...

Are Chris Brown and Drake Friends Now?

drake chris brown Drake and Chris Brown hate each other. They're like oil and water - they do not mix under any circumstances, and it's all Rihanna's fault (isn't it always?). Well, apparently they've decided to let bygones be bygones and are now getting all pally at the club or something after Def Jam boss Abou Thiam brought them together. Things got so friendly, that they were apparently "hugging and drinking" together? I mean, I dunno. From The New York Post: The musicians — who got into an epic fracas at Soho nightclub W.I.P. in 2012 — hugged it out at the iHeartRadio M...

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Want #Hashtags To Go Away

jimmy fallon justin timberlake Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon are good friends and have been for years - Jimmy even spoke did improv(?) at Justin's wedding! - and they're always doing stupid shit together. Of course, by stupid shit I mean funny shit. Last night hashtag skit on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon was no exception. I won't even describe - you can just watch! If Justin ever decides to give up his music and his ~serious acting~ careers, I really think he'd be a great comedic star. He's got really good timing,...

Lady GaGa Still Finishing ‘ARTPOP’, Feeling “Like an Atelier”

lady gaga itunes Here I've been thinking Lady GaGa's new album, ARTPOP, was going to leak any day and turns out... she hasn't even finished it! That's right, the mermaid appropriator is still working on her next piece of "art" and is feeling what all the world's great designers must feel like when they create beautiful couture for runways in Paris and Milan. Of course she does. in the final days finishing ARTPOP. i feel like an atelier. refining seams. ironing fabrics. needling the last thread of my couture ...

Lily Allen’s New Album Will Be “Empowering”

lily allen I'm pretty stoked for Lily Allen's new album that's coming out next year, but everyone is sorta wondering what it's going to be like since she's been out of the spotlight for so long and she has kids now. A lot of times, musicians get a bit soft/shit after they have kids, but Lily has promised that's not the case. Apparently her musical tastes haven't changed at all and actually, the new record will be "empowering" for women. From Hello! magazine (via DS): "It's not an earnest, 'I'm a mo...

Gwyneth Paltrow Would Totally Date a Sex Addict

gwyneth paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow is so evolved, you guys. She has a higher level fashion sense, she follows the best diet and she would even get into a relationship with a sex addict if it came 'round. She plays a women in such a situation in some new movie called Thanks For Sharing, so that's where the question came from. She's not gonna cheat on Chris Martin or anything (or will she?). From Refinery29: Speaking to the movie, do you think you could you stay in a relationship with a sex addict? “I’m an extremely open-mind...

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Jason Derulo Listens to His Own Music During Sex

jason derulo Jason Derulo is famous for singing, but probably more famous for the fact that he pretty much sings his own name in the beginning of every song he releases. It's sort of his trademark. Well, here's another awesome thing Jason Derulo does: he has sex to his own music sometimes. But wait, it's not what you think! It's only that his own songs come up on shuffle, you see. Because it's not at all bizarre to have your own music on your iPod. From the new BBC Three show Staying In with Greg and Ru...

Elton John Wants a Piece of Liam Hemsworth

liam hemsworth elton john Since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth officially announced their break-up earlier this month, that means Liam's back on the market, technically speaking. Well, not really, since he's already dating Eiza Gonzalez, but you know what I mean. Well, if things don't work with Eiza, Liam can always give Elton John a call. That's right, ol' Elton wants a piece of Liam. He revealed his secret desire on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week. Well, he was actually talking about Miley's VMA thing, but of course all roads lead to Liam (via DS): "Miley Cyrus went on a performed like she did. And...

Oops, Justin Bieber’s Pants Fell Down

justin bieber Justin Bieber might want to invest some of his millions in quality belts, because while performing at the Grand Prix Closing Concert on Monday, he had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction as his pants continued to slip lower and lower and had to be held off until he could run off stage to fix them. Since Justin sees himself as a total ~thug~, he of course sags his pants to show that he's ~down~ and ~super urban~, so it's not like they fell from waist level, but seriously, come on. I know we're ...

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samuel l jackson Samuel L Jackson's interview with Playboy is the best [The Superficial] Things aren't looking too good for Sochi right now [OMG Blog] Oh look, Robert Pattinson with a mystery brunette [Lainey Gossip] Elton John won't be canceling his Russian concerts [Celebitchy] Oh dear, Zac Efron overdosed on Oxy :( [The Frisky] Madonna and Sean Penn have reunited after all these years [Socialite Life] Kanye West doesn't think he's rich enough, of course [Amy Grindhouse] Melissa Gorga's new book pro...

Simon Cowell’s Going To Put a Ring On It

simon cowell lauren silverman It's all been a bit of a mess for Simon Cowell since he got his (former, I'm assuming) friend's soon-to-be ex-wife Lauren Silverman pregnant a few months ago. Well, while Simon's life has already been changed by his impending fatherhood, it's about to change even more as he's confirmed speculation that it's a son he's expecting... and that he plans to marry Lauren. Nothing like a shotgun wedding borne out of strict adherence to traditional standards and no actual desire to be married! From Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show (via DS): Speaking ab...