Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paging 1995: Mariah Carey Hires Jermaine Dupri As Her Manager

mariah carey jermaine dupri Mariah Carey and Jermaine Dupri have a long history and have worked together already on two songs - the classic 'Always Be My Baby' and 'We Belong Together' (which I love) - but I've got a serious blast from the past for you: she's now hired him to be her manager. I seriously feel like I've just entered a time machine back to the mid-'90s for this one, but hey, she must know what she's doing. Here's Mariah's statement: "We have a bond that surpasses music. I am super excited about our merger ...

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Did a Duet Just For You

avril lavigne chad kroeger Canada's Wills & Kate, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, united in holy matrimony over the summer and as if that celebration of love wasn't enough, they've now recorded a duet together and it's here just for you. The song is called 'Let Me Go' and will appear on Avril's upcoming album, which is out this November. I find it interesting that the song is about breaking up and letting go. Why not a song about your undying passion for one another and/or poutine? Come on, people! To be honest, it's not quite as bad as I thought it was. It actually rivals the Katy Perr...

Scarlett Johansson Is Apparently the Sexiest Woman Alive

scarlett johansson esquire For the second time, Scarlett Johansson has won Esquire's illustrious "Sexiest Woman Alive" title, making me ask the question: Is this for real? The fact that shit like this even exists is corny as hell (and has anyone noticed how many more "sexiest woman" contests there are than one for men?) but whatever, that's how the world works at this point, I suppose. And hey, as women, we do exist to be great to look at for male eyes, so I suppose it's a high honour, right? (Insert eyeroll here.) ...

Did Charlize Theron Get Spinal Surgery?

charlize theron Apparently Charlize Theron fucked up her spine back in 2005 on the set of Aeon Flux, and she's been suffering from it for the past 7 years. Word on the street is that it got pretty bad lately and she finally decided to undergo surgery to correct it. From US Weekly: "Charlize got injured on a set and broke a vertebrae years ago," an insider tells Us. "It's been bothering her a lot lately so she had surgery to correct it and they had to go through her neck." The injury occurred when something hit her head, the source added. The stunning blonde has kept m...

Stevie Nicks Has Feelings About Cory Monteith’s Death

cory monteith Cory Monteith died earlier this summer from a fatal mix of alcohol and heroin, which is incredibly sad, especially given his young age and his talent (yes, he had talent, even if he wasn't your cup of tea). Well, if there's one fellow celebrity that knows all about the dangers of drugs, it's Stevie Nicks, and she's thought a lot about Cory's passing - enough to have something to say about it in a new interview with The Herald in Scotland: "I can't remember who it was but somebody said, 'Thi...

Kaley Cuoco Is “Too Busy” To Get Married

kaley cuoco ryan sweeting Well, you can't say it hasn't been a whirlwind few months for Kaley Cuoco. After dating/splitting up with Superman Henry Cavill, she got with some guy named Ryan Sweeting and they got engaged after only three months. Is it doomed? Most likely, but at least she's being smart by not rushing into a wedding. Not because she isn't totally in love and really happy, but just because she's "too busy" and - the ever popular answer - "enjoying being engaged". Lawwwwwwd... From US Weekly: "I'm excit...

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Khloe Kardashian Has Prepped Divorce Papers Against Lamar Odom

khloe kardashian lamar odom It's safe to say things aren't going so well in Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's marriage. He's a crack addict who thinks he can self-heal and it's all a mess, so it seems like a divorce is imminent. Apparently it is in the cards and the paperwork has even been started... Khloe's just not filing it yet. From Radar Online: “Within the last two weeks, Khloe instructed her lawyer to have divorce papers drawn up,” a source with intimate knowledge of the situation revealed. “All she ...

Snooki’s Really Proud of Being a Size 0

snooki Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is known for her drunken escapades and basically, that's sort of it. Of course, her life has changed plenty since the Jersey Shore days. She's got a baby now, she's on Dancing with the Stars and she's lost a lot of weight. Like, a lot of weight - 50 lbs, and that's a lot especially for someone so short. She was never "fat", but you know what society is like - her nickname used to be "meatball", for God's sake - and I guess she really wanted to get fit, so here we are. Snooki is a size 0 now and she's really p...

Here’s Justin Bieber’s New Single, ‘Heartbreaker’

justin bieber Justin Bieber has started some new campaign called #MusicMondays, where he's going to reveal one track from his upcoming album every week for ten weeks. Wow, we all wait with baited breath for that one, I'm sure. The first of those tracks is called "Heartbreaker", and here's how Justin - the sensitive ~poet~ that he is - explained the inspiration behind it: http://t.co/JujtXp9OPy pic.twitter.com/a2yYWZditg— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) October 7, 2013 Well, isn't that special. ...

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Naomi Campbell Drank Only Juice For 10 Days Before The Versace Runway Show

naomi campbell The life of a model is hard, guys. Naomi Campbell is, by all measures, past her prime in this youth-obsessed world, especially when it comes to runway modeling. She's one of the world's supermodels, of course, but that doesn't mean she didn't feel the pressure when it came to hitting the catwalk for the recent Versace show during Fashion Week. In fact, she felt so much pressure that she only drank juice for ten days straight. From The Edit: "For ten days prior to the Versace show, I just dran...