R Kelly is getting ready to release his new album Black Panties - his 13th, if you can believe it - and leading up to it, he's released his new track, 'Cookie', which is... special. It's all about how much he wants to eat some girl out and how much she tastes like Oreos or whatever. Here's some sample lyrics:
"Like an Oreo/ I love to lick the middle like an Oreo/ Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo/ I want to bite it and get inside it till I get you gone.
"Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monst...
Eminem's daughter Hailie has suddenly gotten SO OLD - seriously, she's in high school now! - and this past week, she was crowned Homecoming Queen at Chippewa Valley High School in Clinton Township, Michigan. She was voted for the title by fellow students and faculty, and while both her mother Kim and dad were on hand to watch her get crowned, though Eminem was nice enough to watch from inside the school so that he didn't cause a fuss.
“Hailie came out with her mother Kim (Scott) when she ...
Tom Hanks was on Late Night with David Letterman last night, and he opened up about his recent diagnosis with Type 2 Diabetes. Apparently he's struggled with high blood sugar for much of his adult life, which apparently may have been partly due to his weight changes for various roles over the years.
"My doctor said, 'Look, if you can weigh as much as you weighed in high school, you will essentially be completely healthy. You will not have Type 2 diabetes'.
"And then I said to her, 'Well, then, I...
Drew Barrymore wants a whole gaggle of children [ICYDK]
Britney Spears can't even answer pre-scripted questions now [The Superficial]
Miley is trying to break stereotypes about boobs and long hair [Amy Grindhouse]
I don't want to talk about Paris Hilton ever again [Lainey Gossip]
What's Lady GaGa doing in the Machete Kills featurette? [OMG Blog]
Ke$ha and Pitbull's new song leaves something to be desired [PopBytes]
We can all agree that Connie Britton is underrated [The Frisky]
No, Maria...
Say what you will about Taylor Swift's less than stellar songwriting abilities, but apparently the critics love her. This week, for the sixth time, she was named the Nashville Songwriters Association International's songwriter and artist of the year for releasing 14 songs that hit the Top 30 between June 2012 and July 2013. Damn, girl!
Taylor is the youngest artist to win the award, and now holds the most titles over five time winners Vince Gill and Alan Jackson. All of her awards are going to be on display at t...
Everyone's favourite hippie flower child, Vanessa Hudgens, used to date her High School Musical co-star Zac Efron back in the day, so now that he's been to rehab for some serious drug issues, she's speaking up to insist that she's never done drugs because it's not "smart". Uh...
From Cosmo On Campus:
"I have never liked 'partying'. I love dancing, but that's as far as it goes. It's tough because a lot of clubs are everything I loathe, especially in LA.
"They're always very ego-filled and people get u...
Please tell me you guys have seen Summer Heights High? Chris Lilley's 2006 Australian comedy series is one of the best of all time. It's set at an Australian high school, with Lilley playing the three main characters - troubled Tongan student Jonah Takalua, hilariously inept drama teacher Mr G and former private school girl Ja'mie King. Ja'mie is probably one of the best comedic characters of the past decade, mostly because Lilley plays her with such unabashed honesty and humour. Ja'mie is to...
Is the "Scarlett Johansson falling down" meme the best thing ever, or what? [The Superficial]
Sinead O'Connor has a fourth letter for Miley Cyrus [Amy Grindhouse]
Christy Turlington looks great even without makeup! [Lainey Gossip]
Kraftwerk meets Grizzly Bear... what could go wrong? [OMG Blog]
Want to know what models REALLY eat? Of course you do [PopBytes]
Owen Wilson and his married personal trainer are having a baby [Celebitchy]
Fiona Apple is tired of all your bullshit [Fishwrapper]
What if you ran...
As the release of Lady GaGa's ARTPOP nears, it's only fair that her former choreographer Laurieann Gibson steps out of the shadows to remind you of what a hot mess Mother Monster is in the dance department. That's right, Laurieann claimed that GaGa is "rhythmically challenged" but praised her for trying her best, anyway.
From Australia's Mornings:
"The most incredible thing about that particular artist was that she was fearless. Creating something before management, before a record deal.....
Right, so let's cut to the chase on this one. Apparently Dan Radcliffe saw Katy Perry somewhere sometime and couldn't speak because he saw her across the room and was mesmerized by her or something because she's his celebrity crush (why don't I buy this?). Anyway, Katy was told about this and here's what The Sun quotes as her response:
"Oh please, this isn't the third grade. Just ring me, Daniel. Don't be shy, or get your people to call mine if you like.
"I am totally taken so it's not about ...
Demi Lovato was on Fox 31's Everyday program earlier this week, where she talked about her good friend Miley Cyrus (WHO KNEW?) and how "happy" she is for her for "doing what she wants to do". Yeah, okay. Obviously Demi is not gonna slag Miley off in public because that would kick off a massive shitstorm and Demi is like, the least controversial young female star these days (rehab and all), so whatever to this one. I also find it hard to believe that they're BFFs. Sure, they probably got on really well when they were kids, both being Di...
Glee will be airing its Cory Monteith tribute episode on October 10th before going on a hiatus, and while we've already seen a few clips of what's to come, we now know which songs will be part of the installment, called 'The Quarterback'.
I'll embed them below, but for those who aren't really all that into Glee (like myself) and are wondering how they're going to handle Finn's (Monteith's character) death on the show, well... I don't know. The cast is going to deal with his "sudden death",...
R Kelly is getting ready to release his new album Black Panties - his 13th, if you can believe it - and leading up to it, he's released his new track, 'Cookie', which is... special. It's all about how much he wants to eat some girl out and how much she tastes like Oreos or whatever. Here's some sample lyrics:
"Like an Oreo/ I love to lick the middle like an Oreo/ Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo/ I want to bite it and get inside it till I get you gone.
"Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monst...
Eminem's daughter Hailie has suddenly gotten SO OLD - seriously, she's in high school now! - and this past week, she was crowned Homecoming Queen at Chippewa Valley High School in Clinton Township, Michigan. She was voted for the title by fellow students and faculty, and while both her mother Kim and dad were on hand to watch her get crowned, though Eminem was nice enough to watch from inside the school so that he didn't cause a fuss.
“Hailie came out with her mother Kim (Scott) when she ...
Tom Hanks was on Late Night with David Letterman last night, and he opened up about his recent diagnosis with Type 2 Diabetes. Apparently he's struggled with high blood sugar for much of his adult life, which apparently may have been partly due to his weight changes for various roles over the years.
"My doctor said, 'Look, if you can weigh as much as you weighed in high school, you will essentially be completely healthy. You will not have Type 2 diabetes'.
"And then I said to her, 'Well, then, I...
Drew Barrymore wants a whole gaggle of children [ICYDK]
Britney Spears can't even answer pre-scripted questions now [The Superficial]
Miley is trying to break stereotypes about boobs and long hair [Amy Grindhouse]
I don't want to talk about Paris Hilton ever again [Lainey Gossip]
What's Lady GaGa doing in the Machete Kills featurette? [OMG Blog]
Ke$ha and Pitbull's new song leaves something to be desired [PopBytes]
We can all agree that Connie Britton is underrated [The Frisky]
No, Maria...
Say what you will about Taylor Swift's less than stellar songwriting abilities, but apparently the critics love her. This week, for the sixth time, she was named the Nashville Songwriters Association International's songwriter and artist of the year for releasing 14 songs that hit the Top 30 between June 2012 and July 2013. Damn, girl!
Taylor is the youngest artist to win the award, and now holds the most titles over five time winners Vince Gill and Alan Jackson. All of her awards are going to be on display at t...
Everyone's favourite hippie flower child, Vanessa Hudgens, used to date her High School Musical co-star Zac Efron back in the day, so now that he's been to rehab for some serious drug issues, she's speaking up to insist that she's never done drugs because it's not "smart". Uh...
From Cosmo On Campus:
"I have never liked 'partying'. I love dancing, but that's as far as it goes. It's tough because a lot of clubs are everything I loathe, especially in LA.
"They're always very ego-filled and people get u...
Please tell me you guys have seen Summer Heights High? Chris Lilley's 2006 Australian comedy series is one of the best of all time. It's set at an Australian high school, with Lilley playing the three main characters - troubled Tongan student Jonah Takalua, hilariously inept drama teacher Mr G and former private school girl Ja'mie King. Ja'mie is probably one of the best comedic characters of the past decade, mostly because Lilley plays her with such unabashed honesty and humour. Ja'mie is to...
Is the "Scarlett Johansson falling down" meme the best thing ever, or what? [The Superficial]
Sinead O'Connor has a fourth letter for Miley Cyrus [Amy Grindhouse]
Christy Turlington looks great even without makeup! [Lainey Gossip]
Kraftwerk meets Grizzly Bear... what could go wrong? [OMG Blog]
Want to know what models REALLY eat? Of course you do [PopBytes]
Owen Wilson and his married personal trainer are having a baby [Celebitchy]
Fiona Apple is tired of all your bullshit [Fishwrapper]
What if you ran...
As the release of Lady GaGa's ARTPOP nears, it's only fair that her former choreographer Laurieann Gibson steps out of the shadows to remind you of what a hot mess Mother Monster is in the dance department. That's right, Laurieann claimed that GaGa is "rhythmically challenged" but praised her for trying her best, anyway.
From Australia's Mornings:
"The most incredible thing about that particular artist was that she was fearless. Creating something before management, before a record deal.....
Right, so let's cut to the chase on this one. Apparently Dan Radcliffe saw Katy Perry somewhere sometime and couldn't speak because he saw her across the room and was mesmerized by her or something because she's his celebrity crush (why don't I buy this?). Anyway, Katy was told about this and here's what The Sun quotes as her response:
"Oh please, this isn't the third grade. Just ring me, Daniel. Don't be shy, or get your people to call mine if you like.
"I am totally taken so it's not about ...
Demi Lovato was on Fox 31's Everyday program earlier this week, where she talked about her good friend Miley Cyrus (WHO KNEW?) and how "happy" she is for her for "doing what she wants to do". Yeah, okay. Obviously Demi is not gonna slag Miley off in public because that would kick off a massive shitstorm and Demi is like, the least controversial young female star these days (rehab and all), so whatever to this one. I also find it hard to believe that they're BFFs. Sure, they probably got on really well when they were kids, both being Di...
Glee will be airing its Cory Monteith tribute episode on October 10th before going on a hiatus, and while we've already seen a few clips of what's to come, we now know which songs will be part of the installment, called 'The Quarterback'.
I'll embed them below, but for those who aren't really all that into Glee (like myself) and are wondering how they're going to handle Finn's (Monteith's character) death on the show, well... I don't know. The cast is going to deal with his "sudden death",...