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justin bieber Justin Bieber is still a little bitch, of course [The Superficial] Britney Spears got digitally slimmed for the 'Work Bitch' vid? [Amy Grindhouse] Miley Cyrus won't be listening to any "old Jewish men" who advise her on her career [Celebitchy] Gwen Stefani's baby bump may finally be showing [ICYDK] So, how's Zac Efron doing after leaving rehab? [Lainey Gossip] This is how Maria Menounos does fitness [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Justin Timberlake + Britney Spears 4 Eva, No Matter What!! [theBERRY] ...

Detective Rihanna’s Profane Twitter Feed Solves Another Crime

rihanna Boy, I'm not sure if Rihanna is going to be too readily welcomed back to Thailand next time she goes. First she gets endangered animal dealers locked up, and now her tweets about watching some woman pull random objects out of her vagina has led to another arrest in the country. Basically, Rihanna went to a bar in Phuket last month where some sex show was happening, and of course she tweeted about it because even HER mind was blown (so you know some crazy shit was going down). Turns out, that show was illegal and ...

Want a Sneak Peak of Katy Perry’s New Album, Prism? Here You Go!

katy perry I'm still astonished that Katy Perry's new album, Prism, comes out in exactly one week and yet it hasn't leaked yet. Kudos to her for managing that, especially in this day and age, but I'm trying to listen to that shit, so let's get with it! In the meantime, we've got the closest thing to a leak: an album preview. That generally means the whole damn thing will hit the internet within 48 hours, but let's just enjoy the snippets of these songs for what they are, shall we? It's certainly ...

Mariah Carey’s Shoulder Injury Is the Toughest Thing She’s Ever Been Through

mariah carey Mariah Carey has been slowly recovering from a pretty serious shoulder injury she sustained during a music video shoot earlier this year, and it hasn't been easy. In fact, Mariah's pretty sure it's the most difficult thing she's ever been through in her life, which is... maybe not actually the case and seems slightly exaggerative, but what do I know? Here's Mariah's letter to her "lambs" (fans) that she posted on Facebook this weekend, giving them all the updates: Hiiii lambs!! I'm so ...

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katy perry SNL Katy Perry killed it in the best way on 'SNL' [PopBytes] Here's Alexander Skarsgard as a Christ-like, shirtless cult leader [The Superficial] Michael Douglas never had throat cancer, apparently [Amy Grindhouse] Holy shit, here's a ton of 'Walking Dead' promos [OMG Blog] Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner = True Love Forever? [Lainey Gossip] Amanda Seyfried is wearing something really, really ugly [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Oh, just come out as gay already, Josh Hutcherson [Celebslam] Lea Michel...

Meg Ryan Is Getting Her Own NBC Sitcom

meg ryan I can't remember where I read it recently, but I think it was Robin Williams who said he was pursuing TV work because that's where the money seems to be these days. I guess Meg Ryan got that memo, since she's just signed on to star in and produce her own NBC sitcom. The series, by Family Ties writer Marc Lawrence, will see Meg as a former bigtime New York editor returning to the industry. Sounds potentially promising. From The Hollywood Reporter: In the half-hour single-camera comedy from wr...

Taylor Swift Opened Her Own Music School

taylor swift Taylor Swift is like the Kate Middleton of Nashville (just go with it), so the city is always bestowing her with plenty of songwriting awards and other accolades... and now they've allowed her to open her own music school! The Taylor Swift Education Center opened on Saturday (bit weird, but again, go with it) and is part of the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. The whole thing cost a cool $4 million to create. Here's Taylor's statement: "I'm really excited about this music education ce...

Hugh Jackman Raised a Shit Load of Money For Charity

hugh jackman one night only Hugh Jackman is one of those stars who's out there doing his thing, not causing any trouble and generally seems like a pretty okay guy - and a pretty hot one, according to most polls. When he does end up in the news, it's usually for a good reason, and this time is no exception. For his 45th birthday on Saturday, Hugh spent the night singing and dancing at his One Night Only event at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, during which he raised over $1.85 million for charity - The Motion Picture & Television Fund, to be particular. Whaaaat? Nice ...

Kelly Clarkson Wants a Baby For Christmas

Barack Obama Sworn In As U.S. President For A Second Term Kelly Clarkson and boyfriend Brandon Blackstock got engaged in December of last year, and while they've been too busy to actually get married and are just ~enjoying being engaged~, that hasn't stopped Kelly from looking ahead to the future... which includes LOTS OF BABIES. From Access Hollywood: "We're getting married soon - like really soon - and I already told him that when we're past the wedding, I want a baby. I was like, 'That's my Christmas present that you can give me'." Oooh, so this story is a double hitter - we f...

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madonna Madonna has a serious texting problem [The Superficial] Chris Martin, Jay-Z and Timbaland are just so down to earth *eyeroll* [Amy Grindhouse] I've tried to stay on board with Kate Nash but I just cant [PopBytes] Ginnifer Goodwin apparently has a magical crotch [OMG Blog] Tom Hiddleston + Christmas = Hiddlemas [Lainey Gossip] Just how many drugs is Paz de la Huerta actually on? [Celebslam] Someone looked under Ariana Grande's skirt [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Jimmy Kimmel h...

Rose McGowan Got Married!

rose mcgowan davey detail Rose McGowan has apparently been dating this guy Davey Detail (what a stupid name) for just over a year and they decided, hey, why not tie the knot? If we don't like it, we can always end things later! It was this knowledge of the ease of divorce - and, of course, the love in their hearts - which led the pair down the aisle in an intimate Los Angeles wedding ceremony at the Paramour Mansion on Saturday. From E! News: A source tells E! News, the ceremony was "enchanting and magical," adding that the couple wed in front of about 60 peo...

Jon Bon Jovi Walked a Fan Down the Aisle At Her Wedding

jon bon jovi Australian Branka Delic is a Jon Bon Jovi superfan - and who wouldn't be? (That's a rhetorical question - don't answer it.) He's a stud. She's been planning to marry her longtime partner, Gonzalo Ciadera, for a while, and she knew she wanted Jon to be part of the ceremony. In fact, she wanted him to walk her down the aisle! So she launched a website called BonJoviWalkMeDowntheAisle.com and turns out... he did just that. The pair were married on Saturday at the Graceland Chapel in Las Vegas (romance!) -...