Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Newsflash: Taylor Swift Isn’t Anything Like Madonna

taylor swift This is such a non-story, but basically Taylor Swift is going to be the first solo female to play a stadium tour in Australia later this year since Madonna did it 20 years ago, which led reporters to ask her if she thinks of herself as being as big as Madonna. Because of course. As if she's going to say yes! Anyway... Here's what Taylor told The AP: "I would never see myself that way. I see myself as kind of this girl who writes songs in her bedroom. "You can kind of dress it up all you want and you can put togeth...

I’m Gonna Throw Up: Robin Thicke Turned Paula Patton Into a Bad Girl

robin thicke paula patton Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have one of the weirdest marriages pretty much ever. He goes around singing about forcing himself on women and sticking his finger up their asses and she sorta just sits there and smiles and says how in love they are. Some reports have even claimed that she suggests he cheats on her in front of her face and is totally kewl with him being a misogynistic asshole. That seems to be more and more the case, especially after her recent joke bragging in Glamour about how Robin has turned her into a "bad girl" and "ruined her". ...

Britney Spears Is Already Planning to Take a Break After ‘Britney Jean’

britney spears In case you missed it, Britney Spears' new album will be called Britney Jean and it's gonna be... I dunno, probably slightly disappointing but still totally listenable, if 'Work Bitch' is anything to go by. She's also just inked a deal for a Las Vegas residency but despite all this being on the horizon, she's already looking forward to taking a long break. Appearing on Nick Grimshaw's Breakfast Show on Radio 1 this morning, Britney was asked if she'd ever have imagined she'd be putting out an eighth album, to which she put on an English accent and r...

Hey, Natalie Portman Doesn’t Like Snobs, Okay?

natalie portman Natalie Portman has been pretty quiet lately - I suppose she's busy raising her baby and having a husband and a normal life. However, she's getting back into the swing of things with Thor: The Dark World, and in a new interview with Marie Claire, she aired some important thoughts about blockbuster films. You see, Natalie is frustrated that people discount massive box office movies, because that's snobby - and if there's one thing she hates, it's snobs. "I grew up around a lot of snobbism about what wa...

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mischa barton Mischa Barton has talked about her psychiatric breakdown [The Frisky] Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be the new Christian Grey? [The Superficial] Bruce Jenner can't wait to quit 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' [Amy Grindhouse] I really don't need to see Jennifer Aniston's face this close up [theBERRY] Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are riding bikes together [Lainey Gossip] Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't really want to talk about Julian Assange [Celebitchy] Does Joanna Krupa ever put clothes on? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Tina...

Paris Hilton + S&M + Terry Richardson = Disaster

paris hilton terry richardson 8 Oh look, it's a Terry Richardson photo shoot in which the subjects aren't naked! It's a Christmas miracle! And a blessing for your eyes, since this time around, the subject is Paris Hilton (and not like we haven't seen her bits already, anyway). Her sister, Nicki Hilton, also pops up in a few of the photos, which is kinda funny because I forgot she existed, probably because she's far less obnoxious than her sister and less of a fame whore. I'm not sure what the occasion was, but I do know...

Are Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes the New Power Couple?

katie holmes jamie foxx In what is probably the most bizarre couple rumour I've heard in a long ass time, apparently Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx have paired up and are getting freaky with each other. This all started because they were both seen dancing and partying in the Hamptons together a few weeks back. It was actually a charity event called Apollo in the Hamptons: A Night of Legends, but of course the papers don't pay attention to all that factual nonsense. Jamie set the record straight to Entertainment Tonight: "[I...

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kris jenner Drunk Aunt Karen is still talking about Kris Jenner to the press? [Amy Grindhouse] Is Jenny McCarthy getting fired from 'The View'? [Celebitchy] Why is Joanna Krupa always topless? [The Superficial] Milla Jovovich has the most adorable dogs! [ICYDK] JoJo has turned into a mermaid, apparently [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Gwyneth Paltrow could never be mad at Jay-Z [Lainey Gossip] Oh no, Lily Collins, you in danger, girl [theBERRY] Is '22 Jump Street' actually gonna be any good? [The Frisky] Robert Redford definitely gets 'Quote of the Da...

Avril Lavigne Is Still 12, But Also “Sexual” in ‘Hello Kitty’

avril lavigne Avril Lavigne wants to assault our ears with a new song called 'Hello Kitty' which is apparently about her love of the Japanese cartoon brand but also has a "flirtatious" and "sexual" side to it... and that makes me want to chop off my eyes and ears. Here's what she told Digital Spy about the track: "'Hello Kitty' was such an interesting topic and subject," she said. "It was really exciting for me. "I didn't want it to sound like anything I'd done before. I wanted it to sound over the top so I ended up hiring a new producer to help me with...

Newsflash: Kate Winslet Is Very, Very Pregnant

kate winslet In case you missed it, Kate Winslet is extremely pregnant with her third child and she's also promoting her new movie, Labor Day (IRONY??? LOL!!!) at all the film festivals. Most recently, she hit up the BFI London Film Festival on Monday night and looked damn good in a long red dress. When is this baby due? Not much to say on this one, just thought we could all use a lesson on effortless beauty and grace on this fine Tuesday. [gallery columns="4" ids="140572,140575,140574,140573"] Follow ...

Mail Call For Miley Cyrus – She’s Got Another Open Letter!

miley cyrus sufjan stevens Miley Cyrus has got another open letter, but it's not from Sinead O'Connor this time. No, instead it's from indie musician Sufjan Stevens, who I used to listen to back in my ~cool indie college phase~ but haven't really thought of in years. His letter to Miley was on the humourous side, and was meant to poke fun at the structure of some of the songs on Bangerz. This is all fine and well and "ha ha" (though not in any actual way) but... why? Here's the letter, which he published on his "ghet...

Here’s Lea Michele’s ‘Sexy’ Album Cover Shoot

lea michele 2 Please excuse me while I heave into the nearest bucket, but Lea Michele has let out some teasers from her album cover shoot that I suppose are meant to be "sexy" but are anything but, to me. I would never say Lea is ugly at all, and that's not what I'm meaning to imply here. What I am saying is that homegirl needs to cool her jets and pick a direction. Do you want to be Barbra Streisand and a stage diva or do you want to be a sexy pop star? If I were you, I'd pick the former because I don't th...