Today's Evil Beet Gossip

‘Work Bitch’ Is For The Gays and Britney Spears’ Loved Ones

britney spears alan carr Oh, Britney Spears. What a dear, precious soul. Her single, 'Work Bitch', is doing relatively well, it seems, and she's over in the UK promoting it right now on a variety of programs. Most recently, she stopped by Alan Carr's Chatty Man (airing tonight), where she talked about the innocent motivation behind the single's title. You see, Britney's not all that into profanity - she uses the word "bitch" in a loving way! "I don't call everyone… that word. I just use it as, it's like in respect to the ga...

So, How About That Crazy Michael Bay/Transformers Attack?

transformers 4 In case you missed this one, which you may well have done (I nearly did!), Michael Bay was on the set of Transformers: Age of Extinction in Hong Kong when three men apparently turned up and demanded $12,900 before attacking him. One of the men was on narcotics of some sort and had an air conditioner as a weapon, which is vaguely terrifying and totally hilarious. Also, why $12,900? That's a bizarrely exact amount of money. Here was the initial release: "The production company did have a bizarre ...

Women Really Like Michael Fassbender Now

michael fassbender And no, it's not because he whipped it out repeatedly in Shame. No, apparently it's just his general fame that has the ladies flocking to Michael Fassbender... and he doesn't really seem to see a problem with that. From GQ: "I make a lot more friends, you know what I mean? You become a lot more successful in terms of, like, talking to a girl. She's all of a sudden more interested in me. "I know that, like, three years ago, she would've walked away after two sentences left my mouth." He continued: "I remember I was sitting at this...

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alex rodriguez Alex Rodriguez really loves hiring hookers [Celebitchy] Um... why is there an E.T. porn parody? [The Superficial] Miley Cyrus is in another rap video wearing only glitter [Amy Grindhouse] Okay, Zac Efron, we get it now [Lainey Gossip] Does Paul McCartney want a piece of Miley Cyrus? [Celebslam] Fred Armisen + The Clash = pure brilliance [OMG Blog] Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston both got 'Breaking Bad' tattoos [The Frisky] Well, that doesn't look like Caleb Followill [Socialite Life] C...

Here’s Katy Perry’s New Single, ‘Unconditionally’

katy perry Katy Perry's Prism FINALLY leaked yesterday, in case that's something you were looking forward to as much as I was. It's really good! It's a LOT different to Teenage Dream - much darker, a bit dancier - but I'm loving it so far. I don't necessarily know that I'm loving 'Unconditionally' as the choice for the next single. It's a good song, of course, but there are so many good ones on there that are better than this one. Give it a listen: There's a few self-empowerment tracks on the a...

Madonna Wore a Thong For Uncle Terry

madonna terry richardson 3 For some unknown reason, celebrities seem to think Terry Richardson is the bee's knees. I think he's a pervert and a misogynist, among other things, but to-may-toe, tom-ah-toe, I suppose. Madonna is the most recent celebrity to step in front of his lens, this time for her Harper's Bazaar cover shoot, where she donned a pleather thong and wore that hideous ass grill that just needs to go somewhere. Preferably not in her mouth. Can't hate on Madonna's arm game, though - like, let me get a ticket ...

Mike Myers and Kelly Tisdale Are Expecting Their Second Child

mike myers kelly tisdale Mike Myers and his wife Kelly Tisdale are already parents to a 2-year-old son called Spike (sorry, kid), but now they're going to be welcoming another baby. That's right, Kelly is pregnant! That's really all we know about it, so I'm afraid I have no supporting quotes or anything like that. Mike Myers is just gonna be a dad again. Oh wait, let's show what he said to Deadline about fatherhood last month, shall we? "Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, the...

Oh Great, It’s Mario Lopez’s Taint

mario lopez Aaaaaand something for the ladies (and homosexual men): Mario Lopez split his pants and felt the need to take a selfie of his taint (covered, thank Christ) to post on Twitter. What the hell is wrong with people and their lack of common sense/boundaries? Yes, it might be funny to you that you tore your pants, but why not just tell the story rather than taking a picture of you with your legs spread wide open and your finger pointing to the space between your dick and asshole? Classy. In cas...

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joe jonas Wait, so Joe Jonas is doing heroin now? [Amy Grindhouse] Want to see Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger's video? Too bad! [The Superficial] Kate Winslet will get HEATED if you bring her kids into it [ICYDK] Whatever happened to Julia Roberts being the queen? [Lainey Gossip] Leonardo DiCaprio's new girlfriend is straight from the '70s [Celebslam] No, Vanessa Bayer... please be quiet [OMG Blog] Katy Perry is the new face of Cover Girl [Starpulse] Shots fired! Is Justin Timber...

Kim Kardashian’s Back to Showing Her Ass

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian gave birth to Kanye West's baby a few months ago, and while generally, the mother an adorable new baby like North West would be spending all her time playing and bonding with her daughter, enjoying motherhood and setting a great example, Kim has resorted to her old ways by getting her ass out and posting a selfie of it on Instagram with the hashtag #nofilter. Girl, we're super glad you got your ~pre-baby body~ back and feel confident wearing a white bathing suit thing that b...

Is Jamie Dornan Your New Christian Grey in ’50 Shades of Grey’?

jamie dornan To be honest, I feel a little out of the loop here because I don't even know who Jamie Dornan is. Actually, wait, I totally do - he plays the creepy murderer guy in that Gillian Anderson BBC1 drama The Fall and he was in Once Upon a Time in the first season. Wasn't he also in Love, Actually or am I imagining that? Anyway, got it now. I suppose it only then makes sense for him to hop into a role like fucked up Christian Grey in 50 Shades, right? Charlie Hunnam got some common sense and dropped out (due to "schedulin...

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paul rudd Oh yay, Paul Rudd might be 'Ant-Man' [The Superficial] Chris Hemsworth won't be some director's bitch [Amy Grindhouse] Michael Fassbender is pretty chill about Oscar nominations [Lainey Gossip] Rielle Hunter is really sorry about her selfish behaviour [Celebitchy] January Jones' son has a cool party trick [The Frisky] Stacey Keibler really wishes she were a Bond girl [ICYDK] Well, Zac Efron certainly got a bit beefier [OMG Blog] Take your boobs and go, Iggy Azalea [Taxi Driver Movie...