If there's one thing Justin Bieber is not, it's a hardened thug. Don't tell him that, though - he thinks he's the next hip hop star. As part of his #MusicMondays bullshit, he released a song called "Wait For a Minute' with Tyga, who is an actual rapper (though not really much of a good one, which is why I suppose he agreed to collaborate with Bieber). Here it is, in all its glory:
Well, isn't that special? This song is absolutely awful and makes me wish I was born without ears. Also, sorr...
Selena Gomez's management wishes she was trashier [Amy Grindhouse]
Robert Downey Jr. and Jared Leto are BFF [Lainey Gossip]
Wait, Miley Cyrus actually wore something respectable? [The Superficial]
Jennifer Lawrence has new Miss Dior photos - what do we think? [Celebitchy]
This was totally Mandy Moore's best role, sorry [theBERRY]
'I Love Lucy' is coming back to TV, but this time in colour! [The Frisky]
Miley Cyrus needs to take a wrecking ball lesson [OMG Blog]
Chris Hemsworth: Still really sexy, in case you forgot...
The Jonas Brothers are a hot ass mess. The brothers "took a break" a little over a year ago but then got back together and planned a tour, which they've since cancelled amidst rumours of a break-up as well as claims that Joe Jonas may or may not be a drug addict. Allegedly! However, now Joe himself has reached out to fans on Twitter, asking that they hold tight while the group tries to get it together, whatever that even means:
please hold while we get our shit together.— joe jonas ...
I'm not one for weddings in general, let alone celebrity ones, but even I have to admit that Kelly Clarkson and new husband Brandon Blackstock's ceremony looked really lovely. The photos were Pinterest perfect and now we even have video of the special day. Like, this shit even got ME emotional, and I'm not easily moved by nonsense like this. The location - the luxury resort Blackberry Farm in the Smoky Mountains in Walland, Tennessee - is absolutely gorgeous. They look so happy and in love! And to top it all off, they used a Patty Griffin song ...
Kim Kardashian just had a baby, so I suppose we're to be impressed by the return of her ~sexy curves~ as she models - along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney - the new Kardashian Kollection (fuck off) for something called Lipsy. If you want to dress like a Kardashian - and I'm not really sure why you would, but to each her own - then this is for you. It looks like some shit you'd get at Sears, and maybe it is. Terry Richardson did the photo shoot, of course, so there's that.
Here's Kim's quote about this wonderful range of clothing:
"The collection is ...
Russell Brand once gave a guy a hand job [The Superficial]
Sara Sampaio, whoever she is, is quite photogenic [Celebslam]
What in the hell happened to Ashley Judd's hair? [Lainey Gossip]
Well, Hayden Christensen looks hilarious these days [Celebitchy]
Is Bruce Jenner not so fond of the Kardashian girls? [Amy Grindhouse]
Does Anna Wintour want Lena Dunham for a 'Vogue' cover? [The Frisky]
Is Jimmy Kimmel the worst host of late night TV? [theBERRY]
Since when are Amanda Seyfried and Naomi Watts pals? [Splash...
Everyone loves Beetlejuice, right? Like, it's a movie that still holds up after all these years and makes great background viewing every time it comes on TBS kinda thing? Well, get yourself ready, because apparently Tim Burton is in talks to direct a second installment of the movie, with Michael Keaton reprising his lead role. Bring it on!!
From The Wrap:
Tim Burton’s involvement in “Beetlejuice 2? is no longer a rumor, as he’s officially in talks to direct the sequel for Warner Br...
Shia LaBeouf is a total mess, and I can't imagine any woman would find him attractive. And yet, he obviously thinks he's the shit and that it was a good idea to post a photo of himself naked on Twitter. Of course, it cuts off just above The D (thank God, I've just had my breakfast), but even the little bit we see is enough to make me gag.
The photo isn't some random selfie he took when bored (though I'm sure he's got plenty of those on his phone), but it is from a movie called Charlie Countryma...
Britney Spears has had some boyfriends in her life - and even a husband, for a few short weeks - but Jason Trawick seemed like he was there to stay. They even got to the point of getting engaged (like, for real this time, y'all) and seemed to be on a path of matrimony, though I don't know if I'd call it happy since he stood to inherit and control ALL of her money since she's still got that weird conservatorship over her. In any case, that relationship ended and you'd probably think Britney would be really tor...
Well, this is awkward. I guess getting your ass and tits out on Instagram has magical powers on a man, because Kanye West has decided to put a ring on Kim Kardashian's finger and now they're engaged to be married. What made him propose? Was it Kanye's birthday gift for Kim? Did he receive a personal message from Jesus? Who can say?
Kanye popped the question at San Francisco's AT&T Park yesterday, which he rented out just for the occasion. This whole thing is SO over the top and ridiculous, but here we go....
Charlie Hunnam has been pretty much non-existent since revealing that he was quitting 50 Shades of Grey, keeping complete radio silence. Well, now he's broken his silence, talking to the press at a fundraising event in Burbank for One Heart Source Education Programs in Africa on Monday. Of course, not a single mention of 50 Shades, and I don't think he'll ever mention it again. That's probably the best for everyone.
From E! Online:
"I am doing good. I am just really concentrating on work. It's been...
Jennifer Lopez still lets Casper Smart drive her car [Lainey Gossip]
Hayden Panettiere is saving the world with her boobs [Celebslam]
Paris Hilton has been posing with pumpkin patches lately [The Superficial]
Lea Michele is still trying way too hard to be sexy [Celebitchy]
We've learned some pretty important life lessons from Kim Kardashian [Socialite Life]
So, Britney Spears is lying about singing live again [Amy Grindhouse]
Why has 'Parks & Recreation' been put on hiatus?! [The Frisky]
Sweet little Lindsay Lohan ...
If there's one thing Justin Bieber is not, it's a hardened thug. Don't tell him that, though - he thinks he's the next hip hop star. As part of his #MusicMondays bullshit, he released a song called "Wait For a Minute' with Tyga, who is an actual rapper (though not really much of a good one, which is why I suppose he agreed to collaborate with Bieber). Here it is, in all its glory:
Well, isn't that special? This song is absolutely awful and makes me wish I was born without ears. Also, sorr...
Selena Gomez's management wishes she was trashier [Amy Grindhouse]
Robert Downey Jr. and Jared Leto are BFF [Lainey Gossip]
Wait, Miley Cyrus actually wore something respectable? [The Superficial]
Jennifer Lawrence has new Miss Dior photos - what do we think? [Celebitchy]
This was totally Mandy Moore's best role, sorry [theBERRY]
'I Love Lucy' is coming back to TV, but this time in colour! [The Frisky]
Miley Cyrus needs to take a wrecking ball lesson [OMG Blog]
Chris Hemsworth: Still really sexy, in case you forgot...
The Jonas Brothers are a hot ass mess. The brothers "took a break" a little over a year ago but then got back together and planned a tour, which they've since cancelled amidst rumours of a break-up as well as claims that Joe Jonas may or may not be a drug addict. Allegedly! However, now Joe himself has reached out to fans on Twitter, asking that they hold tight while the group tries to get it together, whatever that even means:
please hold while we get our shit together.— joe jonas ...
I'm not one for weddings in general, let alone celebrity ones, but even I have to admit that Kelly Clarkson and new husband Brandon Blackstock's ceremony looked really lovely. The photos were Pinterest perfect and now we even have video of the special day. Like, this shit even got ME emotional, and I'm not easily moved by nonsense like this. The location - the luxury resort Blackberry Farm in the Smoky Mountains in Walland, Tennessee - is absolutely gorgeous. They look so happy and in love! And to top it all off, they used a Patty Griffin song ...
Kim Kardashian just had a baby, so I suppose we're to be impressed by the return of her ~sexy curves~ as she models - along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney - the new Kardashian Kollection (fuck off) for something called Lipsy. If you want to dress like a Kardashian - and I'm not really sure why you would, but to each her own - then this is for you. It looks like some shit you'd get at Sears, and maybe it is. Terry Richardson did the photo shoot, of course, so there's that.
Here's Kim's quote about this wonderful range of clothing:
"The collection is ...
Russell Brand once gave a guy a hand job [The Superficial]
Sara Sampaio, whoever she is, is quite photogenic [Celebslam]
What in the hell happened to Ashley Judd's hair? [Lainey Gossip]
Well, Hayden Christensen looks hilarious these days [Celebitchy]
Is Bruce Jenner not so fond of the Kardashian girls? [Amy Grindhouse]
Does Anna Wintour want Lena Dunham for a 'Vogue' cover? [The Frisky]
Is Jimmy Kimmel the worst host of late night TV? [theBERRY]
Since when are Amanda Seyfried and Naomi Watts pals? [Splash...
Everyone loves Beetlejuice, right? Like, it's a movie that still holds up after all these years and makes great background viewing every time it comes on TBS kinda thing? Well, get yourself ready, because apparently Tim Burton is in talks to direct a second installment of the movie, with Michael Keaton reprising his lead role. Bring it on!!
From The Wrap:
Tim Burton’s involvement in “Beetlejuice 2? is no longer a rumor, as he’s officially in talks to direct the sequel for Warner Br...
Shia LaBeouf is a total mess, and I can't imagine any woman would find him attractive. And yet, he obviously thinks he's the shit and that it was a good idea to post a photo of himself naked on Twitter. Of course, it cuts off just above The D (thank God, I've just had my breakfast), but even the little bit we see is enough to make me gag.
The photo isn't some random selfie he took when bored (though I'm sure he's got plenty of those on his phone), but it is from a movie called Charlie Countryma...
Britney Spears has had some boyfriends in her life - and even a husband, for a few short weeks - but Jason Trawick seemed like he was there to stay. They even got to the point of getting engaged (like, for real this time, y'all) and seemed to be on a path of matrimony, though I don't know if I'd call it happy since he stood to inherit and control ALL of her money since she's still got that weird conservatorship over her. In any case, that relationship ended and you'd probably think Britney would be really tor...
Well, this is awkward. I guess getting your ass and tits out on Instagram has magical powers on a man, because Kanye West has decided to put a ring on Kim Kardashian's finger and now they're engaged to be married. What made him propose? Was it Kanye's birthday gift for Kim? Did he receive a personal message from Jesus? Who can say?
Kanye popped the question at San Francisco's AT&T Park yesterday, which he rented out just for the occasion. This whole thing is SO over the top and ridiculous, but here we go....
Charlie Hunnam has been pretty much non-existent since revealing that he was quitting 50 Shades of Grey, keeping complete radio silence. Well, now he's broken his silence, talking to the press at a fundraising event in Burbank for One Heart Source Education Programs in Africa on Monday. Of course, not a single mention of 50 Shades, and I don't think he'll ever mention it again. That's probably the best for everyone.
From E! Online:
"I am doing good. I am just really concentrating on work. It's been...
Jennifer Lopez still lets Casper Smart drive her car [Lainey Gossip]
Hayden Panettiere is saving the world with her boobs [Celebslam]
Paris Hilton has been posing with pumpkin patches lately [The Superficial]
Lea Michele is still trying way too hard to be sexy [Celebitchy]
We've learned some pretty important life lessons from Kim Kardashian [Socialite Life]
So, Britney Spears is lying about singing live again [Amy Grindhouse]
Why has 'Parks & Recreation' been put on hiatus?! [The Frisky]
Sweet little Lindsay Lohan ...