Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh Lady GaGa, You’re So Avant Garde (And Obnoxious)

lady gaga berlin 3 Guys, Lady GaGa is just so avant garde and artistic and anyone who doesn't get that clearly doesn't understand art. That must be the case, because the above photo is how Stefani turned up a nightclub in Berlin for the launch of ARTPOP, which actually isn't even out until next month. She paired it with some lingerie and a fur jacket, as you do. Then again, this "outfit" (if you can even call it that) doesn't hold a candle to what she left her hotel in earlier in the day. GaGa had some sort of... ...

Kanye West Wants to Live In Heaven Forever with Kim Kardashian

kanye west kim kardashian Oh God, shut UP already! How many more new soundbites about Kim and Kanye's relationship are we going to get before this actual wedding takes place? Because I can't take many more. Now it's been revealed that in an interview that took place just a few hours before Kanye popped the question, he told radio station KMEL that he's never loved anyone more than he loves Kim (which explains why he always looks so miserable when he's with her) and that he hopes they can work on their relationship with Go...

Katy Perry and John Mayer Have a Lot In Common

katy perry john mayer douche Yes, yes, we know. Katy Perry and John Mayer are the happiest couple on earth and they have amazing sex (I'm trying not to gag) and they ALSO have a ton in common. Seems like a match made in heaven, right? Here's how deep their love goes (via DS): "There's a lot of understanding when you get home and say, 'Ah, I had a pretty crappy show'," she explained. "[John's] like, 'I understand because I've had one, too'. You get to share music. The dance parties are a lot more fun." Aw, well is...

Can Tom Hardy Convincingly Portray Elton John?

tom hardy I'm not too convinced, but apparently some casting directors were as Tom Hardy was given the role of Elton John in the upcoming musical biopic Rocketman. This movie has the seal of approval from Elton himself, as well - he'll be re-recording a lot of his hits for the film so that it fits the emotional tone. Weird! Here's some statements by some movie execs about Tom's casting: Rocket Pictures CEO Steve Hamilton Shaw said: "Tom is a stellar talent who will add extraordinary depth and nuance in...

Do You Want to See Beyoncé In Concert?

beyonce Y'all know I was hyped up about going to the Mrs Carter World Tour earlier this year to see Beyoncé do her thing live. That didn't end up happening - it was the night before we went to Vegas and the tickets didn't show up in time (I got a refund) and also, I kinda went off Bey for no real reason. She just kinda... gets on my nerves now. Maybe it's all the flooding of my Tumblr/Instagram timelines she does with gratuitous, self-indulgent pics that she tags "#mywork" even if it's just a snap of ...

Britney Spears: ‘There’s Pressure On Women to Be Sexy’

britney spears Britney Spears is so precious. While it's rather unfortunate that her past mental health issues (and perhaps current, though I know she's well-managed via medication and her handlers) have kinda dulled her personality, a bit of BritBrit still peeks out from time to time. Of course, that's a rarity - mostly she's fed a script of soundbites and non-controversial topics to cover during interviews, the most recent of which is her Captain Obvious observation that there is pressure on women to be s...

Miley Cyrus Is Into Beastiality Now

miley cyrus Oh stop, I kid. But Miley Cyrus is still making out with anything that moves, taking a picture of it and then putting it on the Internet, because why wouldn't she? Everyone's favourite Wrecking Ball hit the town in New York this week and found plenty of stuff to lick and stick her tongue out at, including the above person dressed as a panda and even a Michael Jackson impersonator. Don't believe me? Here you go! I thought I remember Miley saying she was retiring the tongue thing, by the way? I mean, I kno...

Now It’s Time to Watch Kanye West Propose to Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian kanye west Because nothing is sacred and because fame whores really know how to drag shit out for maximum exposure, we've slowly but surely got a very intimate look at Kanye West proposing marriage to Kim Kardashian. First it was just the details of what happened, then it was the pictures of Kim's massive 15 carat rock on her hand and her "I'm marrying my best friend" soundbites, and now we've got an actual video of this shit. Couldn't this just have been the only thing to come out? Of course not! Now...

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benedict cumberbatch Why is Benedict Cumberbatch getting all the roles? [Celebitchy] LeAnn Rimes is defensive about her homewrecking [Amy Grindhouse] What's funny to Reese Witherspoon? [Lainey Gossip] Whoa, Pauly D from 'Jersey Shore' has a love child? [The Superficial] Lea Michele and sex appeal just doesn't match [IDLYITW] Isn't Melissa McCarthy wonderful? [theBERRY] People really shouldn't be twerking to Beethoven [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Natalie Portman in a see-through top: uh, okay [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Ronan Farrow thin...

Katy Perry’s Lyrics Are Very Specific and Very True

katy perry SNL Since Katy Perry has finally released Prism to the masses, she's doing lots of press surrounding the album and gets asked a lot of stupid questions, to which she'll be developing plenty of soundbite answers. In one of her recent interviews, this one with Entertainment Weekly, Katy confirmed that yes, all of her songs are extremely autobiographical and very specifically so. As in, yes, Russell Brand totally broke up with her via text message out of nowhere, like she sings about on 'Ghost'. “We...

Is Kim Kardashian the Luckiest Girl in the World?

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged this past weekend for Kim's 33rd birthday, and while most couples might want to live their lives privately, they wanted to make a show of it, of course. Kim has been showing off her ring and spouting off about how much of a dream come true it is to be marrying Kanye and I basically want to throw up. From E! Online: "Last night was truly magical!!! I am the luckiest girl in the world!" North West's mama tells us. "I get to marry my best friend!" Well, isn't that special? I will say that...

Heidi Fleiss Arrested For Smoking the Good Stuff Again

Heidi Fleiss Poor Heidi Fleiss. All she wants to do is grow some weed and get high as a fucking kite for the rest of her days. Is that so much to ask? Well, it is when you consider that she got behind the wheel of a car and try to drive while stoned. You see, Heidi got pulled over in Pahrump, Nevada in the early hours of Wednesday morning and was not only baked as hell, she also had 4 oz of green and $10,000 in cash in her vehicle. From TMZ: Fleiss was eventually hauled to a nearby cop shop, where she was booked for DUI (marijuana), possession of weed with intent to sell, and driving withou...