Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katy Perry and Lady GaGa Aren’t Competing, Guys! (Yes, They Are!)

lady gaga katy perry Some people have suggested that Lady GaGa and Katy Perry must be in some kind of rivalry because their singles were vying for the top spot in the charts at the same time and I guess because they're both female pop stars. And while Katy has undeniably done way, WAY better than GaGa this time around, Katy wants to clear the air and let you all know that there's no bad blood between them and there's room enough for everyone in this here business of show. From Entertainment Weekly: “Gaga an...

Lil Kim and Miley Cyrus Are “Besties”, Apparently

miley cyrus lil kim Miley Cyrus feels like she's Lil Kim inside to the point where she needed to dress up like her for Halloween. And while most of the world thought, you know, WTF is wrong with her? Why is this happening 15 years after the fact? Why won't Miley accept her extreme whiteness?, Lil Kim thought it was awesome, especially since Miley is one of her besties. That leads me to ask one question: How many drugs is Lil Kim on these days? From MTV News: "How awesome was that! Put it this way, she did me very well. I think she looked gorgeous. I love her; she's one of my besti...

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Are Suing Over Their “Leaked” Proposal Video

kim kardashian kanye west I swear to God, these two make me sick. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't shut up about just how elated they are about their engagement and how they wanna live in heaven together and brush each other's fur coats or however they fill their time, but now they're trying to claim that the video of their proposal that's been everywhere online was actually "leaked". Not only that, they're trying to sue the co-founder of YouTube for it! Fuuuuuck off! From TMZ: In the lawsuit ... obtained by TMZ ...

Break-Up Alert: 19-year-old Courtney Stodden and 53-Year-Old Husband Doug Hutchison Are OVER!

Yeah, because no one saw this one coming. When Courtney Stodden became a child bride at 16 to then 50-year-old freakazoid (and Tooms on X Files actor) Doug Hutchison, I don't think anyone in their right mind believed it would last. Why would it? She was a brainwashed child desperate for fame that he no doubt promised her he could provide... which he did, just for all the wrong reasons. He was a bit of a pervert with a predilection for seducing underage girls on the Internet (that's where they met, guys) who really must've thought he hit the jackpot with Courtney. What could go wrong? Well, Courtney is 19 now and this past summer, she decided to take part in a show called Celebrity Big Brother over in the UK. It was her first extended period of time away from Doug, and the producers of the series very smartly sort of kept him out of the whole process as Courtney was given a lot of the spotlight to herself, without him. She really blossomed on that show and gained a lot of invaluable independence. By the time she came out at the end of the show, her reunion with Doug was lukewarm at best. She SAID she was happy to see him, but you could totally see the cogs turning then and there: she wanted out. From The Daily Mail:
The controversial couple are going their separate ways after a controversial two-and-a-half year marriage, sources have told MailOnline. On Thursday night Courtney, 19, threw a Halloween party at their rented Hollywood Hills home - but Doug was not there.It is understood Courtney decided to end the marriage and Doug, 53, is said to be heartbroken. The split comes just two months after she made an appearance on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Sources tell MailOnline the reality show was the beginning of the end for the couple.
Well, thank fuck for this. I seriously hope as part of this split, homegirl gets some counseling to process the shit she's been through over the past few years. Not only was she seduced by an old man online, she married him, changed her physical appearance for him and also has a mother who was TOTALLY INTO ALL OF IT and saw no problem with her 16-year-old daughter marrying some middle aged washed up actor who swore he could get her fame. SMH SMH. That's not to say that Courtney has been a pushover or that none of what she's done over the years was her own personal choice, because I do think she's quite intelligent and headstrong, but lord almighty, this was one giant mess. Get outta there, girl! courtney stoddenYeah, because no one saw this one coming. When Courtney Stodden became a child bride at 16 to then 50-year-old freakazoid (and Tooms on X Files actor) Doug Hutchison, I don't think anyone in their right mind believed it would last. Why would it? She was a brainwashed child desperate for fame that he no doubt promised her he could provide... which he did, just for all the wrong reasons. He was a bit of a pervert with a predilection for seducing underage girls on the Internet (that's where they me...

Justin Theroux: ‘Life with Jennifer Aniston is Weird’

jennifer aniston justin theroux Ha! I fooled you with that quote, didn't I? Justin Theroux didn't really say that Jennifer Aniston is weird, but he may as well have done. Instead, he said that their life together is like living in a "different altitude". Huh, well. That sounds promising. I do think they are probably weirdos together - the house they bought came complete with a bunch of chickens that they're raising now, for example - but isn't that the great thing about love? Someone to put up with your weirdness and wh...

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Are “Unbreakable”, Apparently

khloe kardashian lamar odom All has been quiet on the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom front lately - no wonder, really, since I imagine it gets a bit quiet after a massive sex and drugs binge that sends you to rehab. While it seemed like their marriage was headed for certain doom, it seems Lamar has surfaced once again to insist that they're totally fine, because his relationship with Khloe is "unbreakable", and not in the Bruce Willis sense (I'll show myself out). From US Weekly: "We're wonderful. We're unbreakable,"...

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katy perry Katy Perry is still perfect, believe it or not [Fishwrapper] That pictures of Kim Kardashian's ass was a big middle finger to the world [Amy Grindhouse] Miley Cyrus has porn pumpkins for Halloween, of course [The Superficial] Hey look, Julia Roberts is still alive and doing yoga! [Lainey Gossip] Does Scarlett Johansson have the best beauty mark? [theBERRY] Really? A Tori Spelling sex tape? Nooooo! [OMG Blog] Jenny McCarthy really doesn't want to run into Oprah [PopBytes] Angelina Jolie is looking slightly scary in the arms [Celebslam] ...

Katy Perry Is Not Pleased You Saw Her Doing Drunk Karaoke

rpatz-katy-perry-karaoke That video of Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson doing drunk karaoke to a Boyz II Men song at Dimples in Burbank makes my life. It's so good, you guys. They are so wasted! Rob is so hopeless! Katy is so pretty (as always, ugh)! It looks so fun and I hate going out/drinking/karaoke! What's not to love about this? Well, Katy doesn't like that you've seen it at all, as apparently the video is from 2008 and it was PRIVATE, so why the hell did it have to show up online? From 2Dayfm in Australia: "That's the media for you, nothing is sacred, not even k...

Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Give a Shit What You Think

gwyneth paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow is a total bitch... and she loves it! You see, so many people seem to have an opinion on her and thoughts on what a hot mess she is in every sense, but you know what? Too bad. She can't hear you over the sound of her millions of dollars in bills being stacked and counted, so you can say whatever you want. From Red: "The older I get, I realize it doesn't matter what people who don't know you think. It doesn't matter. "If your partner comes to you, or your best friend, and says, 'Li...

Kim Kardashian Designs Baby Clothes Now

kim kardashian 2 If Kim Kardashian is living proof of one thing, it's that you don't need to be particularly good at something to try and make a career of it. And while she has been known for her curves and her "fashion sense" (which I personally think is hideous, but YMMV) and has launched several clothing lines with varying degrees of success, she's still not satisfied. No, now that she's popped North West out and left her with the nannies for a few months, she's now an expert at what babies should wear and she'...

Kanye West’s Yeezus Tour Is Canceled Indefinitely

kanye west jesus Hope you weren't too excited to catch Kanye West on one of his upcoming concert dates because that won't be happening. The Yeezus Tour has been plagued by cancellations (okay, I know of one before this), but basically most of the rest of the tour has been postponed indefinitely now since some props were "damaged" in an "accident". Oh, Christ (no pun intended). Here's the statement from his label: "Yesterday, on the road to Vancouver, a truck carrying The Yeezus Tour's custom-made video truss and 60-ft circular ...

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leann rimes LeAnn Rimes settled that invasion of privacy lawsuit filed against her [Amy Grindhouse] Want more Madonna nudes? Of course you do [The Superficial] George Clooney is definitely not dating the lawyer [Lainey Gossip] Why is Kanye West still allowed to have a Twitter account? [theBERRY] Tim Curry in 'The Worst Witch' is the best Halloween throwback [OMG Blog] Are LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian headed for a divorce? [ICYDK] Just be nice to Lady GaGa despite this outfit [Fishwrapper] Um, did Renee Zellwegger get a new face or what? ...