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Scarlett Johansson: ‘Porn Can Be Productive’

scarlett johansson marie clarie Productive of what, exactly? (My sarcastic reply is probably a little x rated for pre-lunchtime.) In all seriousness, Scarlett Johansson is in the new movie Don Jon which is about a man who's addicted to porn, so of course she's being asked a lot about her thoughts on it. She actually thinks it's alright, and could be good for a relationship... within moderation, of course. From Marie Claire: "If I found out my boyfriend watched that much porn [as Jon], I would be totally flabbergasted, for ...

Kris Jenner Cried Herself to Sleep Over Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

kim kardashian kris jenner I can only imagine the complex emotions that must have run through Kris Jenner's head when Kim Kardashian's sex tape "leaked" a few years back: joy, elation, excitement, appreciation, anticipation... you get the point. While it's clear that Kris clearly saw her daughter fucking on camera as the huge financial and career opportunity it actually did turn out to be, she's trying to say now that she "cried herself to sleep" over it. Why, because you hadn't considered making it happen years earlier? Because you probably...

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Jennifer Lawrence Got a Pixie Cut!

jennifer lawrence Whoa, Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair! I'm not quite sure what made her make the decision, but here we are. Pixie cuts seem to be all the rage these days - Pam Anderson went there, too, as you'll remember! - so  go for it, I suppose! I think it really suits her, as well. I mean, I do think it's a bit of a "mature" haircut for such a young girl, to be honest, but she still looks really nice. I once cut my hair REALLY short about 10 years ago and I hated it. Growing it out is a bitch, too. Now I ha...

Oh Snap: Video Proof that Justin Bieber Hired a Prostitute

justin bieber There were rumours flying around that Justin Bieber and his corny ass friends ordered some prostitutes from a local brothel while in Rio de Jeneiro this past week, and while I don't think too many people besides demented Beliebers thought that was untrue, now we have our proof: the hooker Justin fucked took a video on her phone and posted it on the internet while he slept. LMAOOOOOOO! LOVE IT: Here's the scoop: the woman in question is a well-known prostitute in the area named Tati Neves....

Britney Spears’ Favorite Author Is An Anti-Gay Pastor

Britney Spears is a big fans of "the gays" - which is a good thing considering they make up 95% of her fan base (the other 5% are girls who are nostalgic for '90s pop, whether or not they grew up during the era or weren't even born when it took place). In any case, apparently people were shocked when, during a Q&A on Twitter, she named an anti-gay nutso pastor as her favourite author:
If you don't know much about Max Lucado, check out a little something he wrote about his feelings on gay marriage:
"How will homosexuality impact our culture? What about the spread of disease? If gay lifestyle and gay marriage is endorsed - what follows? Polygamy? Legalized incest? If we can't draw a line, will lines be drawn at all? Men and women were not intended for identical gender but opposite." "The legalization of gay marriages will erode the traditional family... Legalized gay marriage will lead to legalized polygamy and other deviations... The highest reason, however, for opposing gay marriage is simply this: God does."
LOL yeah, okay bro. It's amazing how fucking stupid people are, and how willingly they'll follow a God that they truly believe could be so terrible as to hate his own creation because they happen to prefer their own parts in bed. So glad I'm an atheist (and before the nutters hop on board here, I'm not saying Christians are terrible people or that everyone believes the same thing this dickhead does). Anyhow, do you REALLY think Britney sits down and reads any books, let alone Max Lucado's? I wonder which member of her team came up with that answer and typed it in for her, since we all know she's banned from the Internet. Don't worry, gays, Britney still loves you.
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/>Britney Spears is a big fans of "the gays" - which is a good thing considering they make up 95% of her fan base (the other 5% are girls who are nostalgic for '90s pop, whether or not they grew up during the era or weren't even born when it took place). In any case, apparently people were shocked when, during a Q&A on Twitter, she named an anti-gay nutso pastor as her favourite author: .@yanaemilyhoran Anything by Max Lucado #AskBritneyJean— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) October 29, ...

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the place beyond the pines premiere Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes aren't doing well (finally!!) [Celebslam] Demi Lovato thinks Texas makes girls want to be teen mothers [Amy Grindhouse] Now that Kendall Jenner is 18, we're in for a world of hell [The Superficial] Kate Hudson's kids look a whole lot like her [Lainey Gossip] Liv Tyler is lovely - why don't we hear more about her? [ICYDK] Courtney Stodden will have joint custody of her dog, Dourtney [Celebitchy] Traci Lords is alive and kickin' in case you were wondering [Drunken Stepfather- NSFW] Does anyone care about Kate Bosworth's boobs? [T...

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Marriage Seems Fun… Not!

avril lavigne chad kroeger Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger recently tied the knot after a whirlwind romance that would rival that of Elizabeth Taylor and Tim Burton, and they've got a fool-proof method to make sure nothing comes between them: marriage rules! That's right, Avril and Chad are both banned from having any alcohol or going to any nightclubs without each other, no matter how long they're apart. Because nothing says "loving, trusting relationship" like prohibiting your other half from doing anything fear that s/he might not have enough self control not to c...

Yes, Kim Kardashian, We Know You Love Attention

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian may very well be the queen of the selfie. The girl just loves attention to a degree which I've really never seen rivaled. While many of us might like acknowledgment for our intellect or our career accomplishments or something of the sort, Kim likes to be applauded for the only thing she values: her body. As such, she likes to take tons of pictures of it from every angle and post them on the Internet so that her millions of followers can validate her physical appearance. The above...

David Arquette Is Having a Baby!

david arquette christina mclarty Well, he's not (now THAT would be a story), but his girlfriend Christina McLarty is! I always hoped David Arquette and Courteney Cox would re-fall in love and get back together again for some reason - I'm honestly not quite sure why as I don't particularly care about either of them - but it's clear that's not happening. This is David's second child (he and Courteney have their daughter, Coco) and his first with McLarty. Happy families! E! Online confirmed the news, which is really nice for them. David always...

Jennifer Lawrence Is In a Long Distance Relationship With Everyone

jennifer lawrence Being famous must be kinda ass. I mean, I know there's the millions of dollars and people throwing free shit at you in the hopes that you'll promote their brand, but you pretty much have zero personal life and never get to see the people you love except during rare breaks. People get jealous, people sell your ass out, nothing you do is private... no thanks, I'll pass. All the money in the world isn't worth that bullshit. Jennifer Lawrence has experienced all of that firsthand since skyrocketing to fam...

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