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Here’s James Franco Holding a Puppy

james franco puppy Nothing really to say about this one, just figured it was a good way to end the afternoon. James Franco holding a puppy on the set of The Interview in Vancouver is pretty cute. Well, the dog is cute - Franco I can take or leave. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

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mariah carey nick cannon Are Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon headed for divorce? [Lainey Gossip] Lil Kim has turned into the stuff of nightmares [The Superficial] Miley Cyrus has a dick now - does that get your attention? [Amy Grindhouse] Lauren Conrad told people how to eat on Thanksgiving [ICYDK] Ryan Gosling in the '90s was hot/LOL-worthy [theBERRY] Did we really need to know about Hayden Panettiere's bikini waxing session? [Celebitchy] What in God's name did Lady GaGa wear in Japan? [I'm Not Obsessed] Diana Kruger is on vacation in a bi...

The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is Here!

Kardashian christmas card It's time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it's just as weird as ever. There's absolutely nothing about this picture that says 'Christmas' - no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce's swimming awards in a case. I'm not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn't anything to get you in the holiday spirit. Notice that Scott Disick is nowhere to be seen, nor are Lamar Odom or even Rob Kardashian. Is he just not ...

Benedict Cumberbatch: Still Posh

benedict cumberbatch I'm soooooo fucking tired of hearing Benedict Cumberbatch talk about how he's persecuted for being posh. SO tired. Boo hoo, the press keeps making fun of me for being upper class! Life is so hard as a rich white man who's also incredibly famous! How will I ever go on? Give me break, dude. Also, the "I'm not that posh, anyway - I don't talk like a posh person" thing is also getting old. From GQ (via Metro): "All the posh-baiting that goes on… it’s so predictable, so domestic, so dumb." "I’m an upper middle-cl...

Selena Gomez Posted a #nomakeup Selfie

selena gomez One of the worst things on Instagram is the #nomakeup trend. First of all, half the girls who post selfies with that hashtag are MOST DEFINITELY WEARING MAKEUP. Second of all, does anyone really care that you're not wearing makeup? I'm not sure what the statement is supposed to be there - that you look good without it? That you're "brave" enough to show your hideous beastly face without covering it up in layers of foundation, powder, mascara, blush and God knows what else? Meh, I just don't get it....

Bob Dylan Is Being Sued for Racism

bob dylan Bob Dylan, one of the most amazing songwriters in American history, is a crusty old man at this point (and a rather shitty artist) - and I mean that in an endearing way, really - but is he a racist? Well, the Council of Croats in France (CRICCF) certainly thinks so, as they're bringing a lawsuit against him for comparing Croats with Nazis. Apparently the "charges" aren't so ludicrous, since CRICCF secretary general Vlatko Maric said that Parisian courts will hear the case. Oh, snap! Maric thinks that Dylan's...

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leann rimes eddie cibrian LeAnn Rimes likes giving more than receiving (LOL?) [Amy Grindhouse] There's always more to be said about Sarah Palin's Christmas book [The Superficial] Queen Sofia posed with what might be the cutest baby panda ever to live [Lainey Gossip] Garth Brooks has some serious thoughts on Trisha Yearwood [ICYDK] Leslie Knope is probably the best comedic character on TV [theBERRY] Roseanne Barr had a little rant about showbiz on Twitter [Starpulse] Lola Monroe definitely has an ass and knows how to use it [Moe Jackson] "Broke" Tori...

Rita Ora Needs a New Place to Live

rita ora ... Because apparently, she's been evicted from her West London flat. That's right, Our Lady of Exhaustion (Partying), Rita Ora, has been making a bit too much noise and after several neighbours complained about her loud parties, she's been given the boot. The Sun reports that she held her 23rd birthday party there recently and threw Kelly Brook her 34th there, as well, and both were out of hand. Come on, Rita - don't you know that posh people hate noise? Get with it. Apparently she's been look...

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Been Made Into a ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Character

grand theft auto Lindsay Lohan can't go too long without a court case, so this time she's initiated one herself. You see, our dear friend Lilo has snorted enough Class A drugs that she actually believes the Grand Theft Auto V character above is based on her and since she didn't give them permission to use her image, she's suing. Uhhhhh.... From TMZ:
Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit -- demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay's image in the game. So the question ... did 'GTAV' really use Lindsay. Here's the evidence: -- The video game cover shows a woman holding a cellphone who looks Lindsay-ish. There's been debate over whether it looks more like Kate Upton or Shelby Welinder. -- Part of the game features a mission where a Lindsay Lohan look-alike asks the player to take her home and escape the paparazzi. -- Another part of the game shows another Lindsay-like character at a hotel resembling the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood -- a place Lindsay not only frequents but once lived at -- and the mission is to photograph her having sex on camera.
I mean... so no one else that's female is ever allowed to go to the Chateau Marmont or they're copying Lindsay? Lindsay is the only person who deals with the paparazzi? My friend, who showed me the best free solitaire I've seen in a while, agrees with me that it's all so ridiculous, and frankly, this character looks wayyyyyy more like Kate Upton, anyway - don't you think? grand theft auto kate upton  
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  /> Lindsay Lohan can't go too long without a court case, so this time she's initiated one herself. You see, our dear friend Lilo has snorted enough Class A drugs that she actually believes the Grand Theft Auto V character above is based on her and since she didn't give them permission to use her image, she's suing. Uhhhhh.... From TMZ: Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit -- demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay's image in the game. So the question ... did 'GTAV' really use Li...

Let’s All Look at Justin Bieber’s Latest Ugly Tattoo

justin bieber Justin Bieber is a multi-millionaire who could afford to hire the best tattoo artists that money can buy (or that money could buy but you stiff them on because you don't feel like paying), but for some reason, he still ends up with really hideous, shitty body art that looks like something a fellow inmate drew with an old Bic pen and a half-charged battery. His latest offering is an "eagle" that takes up a good portion of his arm and also makes me want to punch him even more than usual: I mean, I know guys don't go around with super colourful and whi...

Step Right Up, Ladies: Bradley Cooper Wants Kids

bradley cooper Bradley Cooper was apparently the fifth hottest actor of 2013, so he should have no problem fulfilling his desire to be a dad. His own father died two years ago, but he thinks having kids would make his dad proud of him and that he'd learn a lot from the experience. From Look Magazine: "I would love to be a father! And I know my own dad would have been very proud of me if I start a family. "Raising me and my sister Holly was his greatest joy in life and I know that's my next step." Well, go...

Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Is Marilyn Monroe

kim kardashian kanye west I long ago ran out of words for both of these idiots, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West continue to prove what major morons they are on a daily basis. Kanye's most recent foray into absolute fuckery was his claim that Kim is exactly like Marilyn Monroe because they're both controversial. Uh... say what? From his interview on Power 105's The Breakfast Club: "I have a love-hate relationship with the paparazzi, but actually I love them because they are empowering us. "They are empowering u...