Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Christian Slater Got Married!

christian slater brittany lopez Christian Slater has been engaged to girlfriend Brittany Lopez since February, but apparently the couple got a little impatient and decided, what the hell, why not go off and get eloped? That's exactly what they did on Monday while down in Florida. From People: The actor, 44, and his girlfriend of three years, Brittany Lopez, tied the knot during an impromptu ceremony Monday at the courthouse in Coral Gables, Fla., Slater's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. The pair celebrated their...

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kim-kanye Kanye West commissioned a Warhol relative to make a $300,000 portrait of Kim Kardashian [Amy Grindhouse] Harry Styles & Daisy Lowe have started up a situation, apparently [Lainey Gossip] Reese Witherspoon carries her son in high heels [The Superficial] Idris Elba used to be prejudiced about South Africa [Celebitchy] Luisa Zissman is showing her underwear again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Gwyneth Paltrow has more pretentious things to say [Fishwrapper] Joe Jonas took his m...

Katy Perry Is UNICEF’s New Goodwill Ambassador

katy perry madagascar Oh snap! My girl Katy Perry is about to do some of the most important work of her life, let alone her career, as she's been appointed UNICEF's new Goodwill Ambassador. What will she do in that role, you ask? Well, she'll work with vulnerable young people to help them in finding and securing a brighter future for themselves, of course. Here's what Katy had to say about the honour: "I believe young people have the power to change their own lives, with our help. "I am honored to join UNICEF ...

Lady GaGa Gets Naked, Listens to ‘ARTPOP’ Every Day

lady gaga naked edit Lady GaGa can never seem to keep her clothes on, so it should be no surprise that she decided to strip down for some full frontal for Candy magazine which, not to be rude, but what even is that? I suppose I'm not ~avant garde~ enough to know, but either way, I definitely did NOT need to see the muff here. In fact, I didn't need to see any of this Charlie Chaplin goes to hell nightmare that is this photo. You'll find the full uncensored photo behind the cut below, but I also wanted to shar...

Music Video: Justin Bieber’s ‘All That Matters’

justin bieber Sure, we previewed this shit the other day, but I couldn't miss out on an opportunity to scorch your retinas with the full-length video for Justin Bieber's 'All That Matters'. To me, all that matters is that I never have to feast my eyes upon this fuckery ever again, but I'm sure some little Bieber fans are gonna be mighty happy and probably watch this on repeat and lie in bed at night crying about how they'd be a PERFECT COUPLE with Justin and he'd totally fall in love with them if only he knew them or whatever Bieber fans do....

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kim-kanye Don't call Kim and Kanye bad parents, even if it's true [The Superficial] Britney Spears thinks her gay fans are "somewhat girls". Uh... [Amy Grindhouse] Reese Witherspoon may want to rethink her fashion choices [Lainey Gossip] Surprise! It's time to revisit the land of Miley Cyrus sideboob [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] The British Fashion Awards offered lots of supermodel legs for viewing [Moe Jackson] Here's more naked Emily Ratajkowski for you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Oh God, the Paul Walker crash site has turn...

Here’s Kate Moss As a Playboy Bunny

kate moss playboy 2 Kate Moss decided to help Hugh Hefner get it up for the 60th anniversary of Playboy, so she donned a bunny suit and did her best sexy poses for the magazine's special issue. Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott took the pictures, which are... I don't know, kinda boring? I think they're supposed to highlight the classy and refined side of Playboy, so maybe that's the point. In any case, we've already had a sneak peak of the shoot, but now we've got all the pictures. Now that you've got a more complete ...

So, RZA Wrote a Paul Walker Tribute Song…

paul walker rza Paul Walker tragically passed away last weekend after the Porsche he was riding in burst into flames, killing himself and the other passenger. While plenty of celebrities have voiced their condolences following his death, perhaps none is more slightly confusing than that of Wu Tang member RZA, who actually wrote a song called 'Destiny Bends' which he posted on Soundcloud yesterday. Of course, after looking into it, Paul and RZA apparently struck up a friendship while on the set of the u...

Roseanne Barr Will Never Work in TV Again

roseanne barr Or so she says, probably until the money runs out. Is that cynical? I can't help it! In nay case, Roseanne Barr has fallen out with NBC over some bullshit. Basically, the network hired her earlier this year to create a show with Nurse Jackie showrunner Linda Wallem, but the process has been less than stellar and she's none too pleased about it. We all know that when a celebrity is throwing a fit, there's only one place to do it: Twitter (read from the bottom on up). There's some missi...

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demi lovato selena gomez Demi Lovato admits she was a bit of a Disney brat, hated being told no [Amy Grindhouse] So, Nina Agdal is banging Max from The Wanted? Eh. [The Superficial] True or False: James Franco > Robert DeNiro? [Lainey Gossip] Emma Watson went shopping at Stella McCartney, looks 35 [Moe Jackson] Jada Pinkett Smith has weird extensions, a thong bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Hayden Panettiere is just "evening things out" with her breasts [Celebslam] What in the hell has Evangeline Lily done to her hair? [Celebitchy] Richard Gere...

Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Are Officially Divorced

josh brolin diane lane Things have been a bit tough, to say the least, for Josh Brolin lately. He's currently in rehab for alcohol and drug addiction, and on top of that, his divorce from wife Diane Lane has been finalized while he's in treatment. Obviously this won't have been a surprise or anything - they officially split up in February after eight years of marriage (Lane initiated the divorce proceedings). Here's the scoop from TMZ: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are officially divorced ... this according to court documen...

Oh, No: Katy Perry and John Mayer Are Actually Releasing Their Duet

katy perry john mayer who you love Remember how Katy Perry and John Mayer did that awful duet called 'Who You Love' for John's album and it was kinda awful and we all sorta hoped it would just fade into the wood work and never really see the light of day? Bad news! They're releasing it as a single! BOO! "Who You Love" is here. Proud of this song, proud of this artwork, proud of this girl. - JM http://t.co/ZhxkpHod7I pic.twitter.com/enzl6i6ibR— johnmayer.com (@JohnMayer) December 3, 2013 And if you haven't got ??????WHO YOU LOVE??????on your playlist yet grab it HERE: http://t.co/3tlH7Uf62O&mdash...